The famously fibbing congressman has introduced a bunch of bills to the House including one aimed at delaying the release of new vaccines named The Minaj Act which is some kind of homage to Nicki Minaj.

How do we know it wasn’t a tribute to Hassan Minhaj?

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Ali Alexander is bowing out of public life and apologizing to his followers after he was discovered asking young men for photos and videos of their boy parts. He also admits to corny pickup lines and flirting by flexing his fame. He also posted an apology on Telegram claiming to be battling “same sex attraction.”

Is this what you meant with Make America Great Again?

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The Philly QB is now the highest paid player in the entire National Football League. The five year extension is worth $255 million.

Imagine if he had won the Super Bowl?

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Now that Barry the series is ending, Bill Hader says he wants to direct movies, and yes a Barry Movie is on his mind .

Dude you’re going to make direct to video movies.

Read more at THR

Deepak Chopra Talks About LSD

Promoting his new six part series Open Minds, Deepak Chopra talked about the benefits of psychedelics with Deadline.

Remember when meditation was enough?

Read more at deadline.

He may have been one of the biggest draws for the festival this year, but after his performance he’s also one of the biggest disappointments. It’s been over five years since Frank Ocean last performed, and he delivered a crazy set that had everyone wondering WTF? It was described as messy, loose, and weird. “He and his musicians were intentionally obscured by a cadre of people walking in a circle around them, only seen on video projected on custom screens.” His hide and seek performance was only the beginning of the problems.

Everyone knows if you put an ocean in a desert it becomes a Dead Sea.

Read more at Variety

Frank Ocean performs "Godspeed" at #COACHELLA2023. pic.twitter.com/IhBKUCrHz2

— Variety (@Variety) April 17, 2023

Millions of viewers missed out on the live stream of the Love is Blind reunion on Sunday night because Netflix couldn’t handle their live shit.

Netflix stay out of live. It’s not your lane.

Read more at The Sun

A track called Heart on My Sleeve is all over social media this week and allegedly the song was created without the help of any humans. Its believed to be entirely created by Artificial Intelligence.

Great but I’d like to see you try that with some musicians next time.

Read more at TMZ

AI generated Drake & The Weeknd song.

We are so fucked. pic.twitter.com/Agwd4skLQP

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 16, 2023

Rolling Stone broke the story that the veteran actor was fired from Apple TV + series Mythic Quest over concerns of sexual misconduct. Tha actor apparently received a warning to stay away from some actresses before ultimately firing him.

I guess now we know what the F stands for..

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The brand new Live show started Monday morning and the internet blasted Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos for their awful fake banter and some fans were upset that Kelly never let Mark talk.

Not seeing the problem here. All banter is fake and all television is banter.

Read more at NY Post.

Coen directed Drive-Away Dolls, which he also wrote with Margaret Cook. It’s a comedy about two women on a road trip to Tallahassee that goes wrong when they cross paths with inept criminals along the way.

Looks like the corn bros really are separated. But it feels like we’re getting the least talented one

Read more at deadline.

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