Sunday March 26 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at March 26, 2023

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SUNDAY 3.26

NEWS STORIES

Is DeSantis Methadone for Trump Addicts?

David Axelrod said Ron DeSantis is like “methadone” for those who are looking to quit the former president.

No real coke addict wants methadone.

**Add N*zzle to the N Word List**

A Mississippi news anchor was taken off hair for trying to cutesy quoting Snoop Dog. Turns out that when he says fo shizzle by n****e, well you know, that’s an n word.

She got yanked for saying a word snoop made up, most likely while high as a kite. That’s a new one.

Ted Nugent Calls Zelensky a Homosexual Weirdo

Nugent opened for Trump at the Waco rally, and yelled, “I want my money back! I didn’t authorize any money to Ukraine to some homosexual weirdo!” Nugent yelled. “I want my money back!”

Thanks for the 1970’s check in, Ted.

Alligator Eats Alligators in Florida of Course

A photographer at Orlando Wetlands Park witnessed and photographed an alligator eating other alligators– at least 3. “His victim was folded in thirds. If you can see the gators eyes clearly, he had his eye on me the whole time!”

This looks like the poster for Call me by Your Name

Deadly Chocolate Factory Explosion in Pennsylvania

At least three people are dead and several are still missing after a Wast Reading chocolate factory that makes easter bunnies, had an explosion.

Agustin gloop is among the missing.

SPORTS

Luka Doncic Lost HIs Smile

Twitter is blaming Kyrie Irving after Doncic told the press that he used to smile on the court but has lost his joy in the game.

You’re at work. Most people don’t smile at work

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Whats Johnny Depp Doing in the English Countryside?

He’s staying at one of his many homes, living the quiet life for awhile, being a neighbor, signing a few autographs now and then.

If by “living a quiet life” you mean dressed like dirty laundry then yeah.

Look at Lady Gaga in Harley Quinn Makeup

Photos from the set of Joker 2 show Lady Gaga in costume and make up as Harley Quinn.

This is the least outrageous wardrobe and makeup she’s ever worn.

You Wont Recognize High School Pedro Pascal

He’s unrecognizable, say fans after a TikToker found him in her mom’s 1983 Orange County School for the Arts year book.

Who isn’t? And how about, let’s have a day without Pedro Pascal in the news.

Cops Are Suing Afroman

Ohio law enforcement filed suit against Afroman saying his use of footage of them arresting him in his home violates their right to privacy. “I asked myself, as a powerless Black man in America, what can I do to the cops that kicked my door in, tried to kill me in front of my kids, stole my money and disconnected my cameras?” Foreman said in an NPR interview. “And the only thing I could come up with was make a funny rap song about them and make some money, use the money to pay for the damages they did and move on.”

In his defense… he got high.

Jeff Goldblum Will Star in Wicked Movie

The actor is now confirmed to be a part of the musical movie based on the hit Broadway show, based on a book.

Which Witch?

Kanye Likes Jews Again!

West, who has been out of the public eye since making various antisemetic remarks, said watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street made him like jewish people again.

“Watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump street made me like Jewish people again,” he wrote on the platform alongside a poster for the 2012 film.

“No one should take anger against one or two individuals and transform that into hatred towards millions of innocent people. No Christian can be labeled antisemite knowing Jesus is Jew. Thank you Jonah Hill I love you.”

Good it’s settled then

Stormy Daniels Stock is Way Up

Searches for Stormy Daniels on porn sites have literally skyrocketed ever since the Trump indictment possibility has been in the news.

At least one good thing has come out of this mess

Jason Sudekis Says He Had Imposter Syndrome at SNL

The Ted Lasso star told CNN’s he had “full on imposter syndrome” in his early years at SNL and kept waiting to be let go.

It’s not a syndrome. You were just an imposter.

Up Here Songwriters Talk About How They Did It

“I wanted to write a story about ordinary people, who are very introverted, self-warning and have problems expressing themselves,” said Robert Lopez who co-wrote the Frozen song with Kristen Anderson-Lopez.

They write for Toddlers.

VIRAL & TRENDING

Backwards Sneakers From Brooklyn Art Collective

This sneaker from MSCHF a Brooklyn-based art collective has created a shoe what works both ways. If you have the BWD shoe you can wear it front facing or slide your foot in the back and wear it backwards.

Weird that this took so long to be a thing.

Parents Get Mad a Mom Who Packs Frozen Peas

A mom posted her kids’ lunch on a social media thread, and wasn’t expecting some major backlash from other parents who thought it was weird that she included frozen peas in her daughter’s lunch.

Peaz don’t knock ’em till you try em. They’re delicious.