Orlando’s Holy Land Experience is finally being torn down after its closure in 2021. AdventHealth has proposed building a health complex in place of the Christian-based theme park.

Great Job DeSantis, you’ve brought in the end times.

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Howard Kurtz thinks good things will spring from the two surprise firings.”The big picture raised by the dismissals at Fox and CNN is whether we are entering a new era in which some limits are imposed on what even the most popular hosts can say.”

This is going to make us all better.

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The world’s largest satanic festival took place in Boston this week, and was crashed by a bunch of skinheads.

Where were you when we needed you for Santa Con.

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Travis Kelce chugs a drink off Lombardi Trophy then SPIKES it as he hits the stage with Rick Ross and Machine Gun Kelly at his ‘Kelce Jam’ music festival during NFL Draft

This has to stop dude. You’re drinking the Gronk-ade.

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A Chicago White Sox broadcaster said he’s sorry after he said on a broadcast that pitcher Lance Lynn should start eating salads.

You can’t even steel a seinfeld joke wihout getting canceled anymore.

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Zay Flowers was asked if he was excited to play in the NFC North after the Ravens drafted him but he didn’t have any idea who else played in the division.

He doesn’t really need to know stuff, he just needs to tackle

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Are You There God It’s Me Margaret did great, but not great enough to topple Mario at the Box Office. And she got a 99% at RT

Maybe they should have made Superfudge instead.

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Yeah, that’s the way to do it. Threats and intimidation.

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The actor almost missed out on one of his most classic performances. “I’m a Latin guy and I didn’t wanna play another drug dealer. I was just kind of sick of that kind of routine,” Leguizamo said. “So I turned it down three times.” The only reason he finally accepted was because he heard Benicio Del Toro was going to get the part.

Jelaous….night and day you torture me .

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The KISS starchild believes families are treating the trans thing as a fashionable fad and he’s got a lot of thoughts on how to solve it all.

Take it from a guy whose been crossdressing since 1973

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— Paul Stanley (@PaulStanleyLive) April 30, 2023

Deadline’s Contenders Television: Documentary + Unscripted event that it’s been a fun ride. “It’s been really cool to see so many different voices given the authority of the desk,” she said. “It’s hard to think about the next thing. There’s no time to be sad about Trevor [leaving], there’s no time to think about what’s next. We’re just living in it right now.”

It’s time to move on. Bring in the Wood. Wood Jr.

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This looks like the beginning of Bravehart 2.

You can shove yer coronation up yer arse 🎶🎶 pic.twitter.com/YKe7Vd337b

— andypingu1888 (@andypingu1888) April 30, 2023

Why take it down? This could be the only way Twitter would work.

OK, they literally just got it.
“5.3M Views.”
20th Century lawyers are so busy right now. pic.twitter.com/vQHMloaJmV

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) April 30, 2023

In a world of too many Wes Anderson bits but this is the best.

A trailer for how a STAR WARS reboot by Wes Anderson might go. Impressive stuff by @CuriousRefuge pic.twitter.com/QXhWjXSa4S

— All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) April 30, 2023

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