Tuesday March 21 Daily Links
TUESDAY 3.21
NEWS STORIES
Don Tears Into Ron, Part 43
Trump promised a dog fight if Ron DeSantis runs against him and he is starting to kick that into high gear. Calling DeSantis a meatball was barely an amous bouche for this feast. This week Trump teased that Ron might have some skeletons in his closet including lovers, male and female or possibly even underage. “Ron DeSanctimonious will probably find out about FALSE ACCUSATIONS & FAKE STORIES sometime in the future, as he gets older, wiser, and better known, when he’s unfairly and illegally attacked by a woman, even classmates that are “underage” (or possibly a man!),” Trump seethed. ‘I’m sure he will want to fight these misfits just like I do!”
At least you’re keeping it classy guys.
Reporter Has Tantrum at White House in Front of Ted Lasso
Simon Ateba disrupted a press conference at the White House with the cast. He shouted at the WH Press Secretary for not calling on him over recent months and held up proceedings for some time with his angry remarks.
It’s like Ted Lasso meets Veep.
Philly Settles Protestors Lawsuits With $9.6 Million
A class action lawsuit over the city’s response to George Floyd Protests in 2020 has been settled and the city will pay almost $10 million to be shared among 343 complainants alleging police brutality during the demonstrations.
The mayor said this is the best money we’ve ever spent.
Shane Smith Made Over $100 Million on Vice
At one point he turned down an offer to sell for 3 Billie, but declined.
And now it’s worth almost nothing.
SPORTS
Matt Stafford Could Be Jets Plan B
If this whole Aaron Rodgers thing falls through, Super Bowl Champion Matt Stafford could be another route for the Jets to take and the Rams are reportedly open to discussions.
It’s like getting an ice cream sandwich on pizza night. It’s still good but no one’s going to be excited.
Andy Kaufman Is Being Honored by WWE
Comedian and sometimes wrestler Andy Kaufman will have a permanent place in the WWE Hall of Fame along with this year’s other nominees Ray Mysterio and The Great Muta. Kaufman declared himself the Inter-Gender Wrestling Champion of the World.
Kaufman is expected to pick up the award in person.
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Podcaster Runs While Smoking Joints
Adam Ill ran the Los Angeles Marathon while high, and while getting higher. He was smoking blunts throughout the six hour run. He also hosts the OG Potcast and calls himself the highest host.
Looks like someone’s angling for Bert Kreischer money.
John Mulaneys Ex Accused Taylor Swift of Stealing Her Art
Anna Marie Tendler had to apologize to Taylor Swift fans after Anna accused Tay of copying one of her art pieces for her Eras tour. She alleged that the set for the song “Tolerated” looked a lot like one of her own art pieces. The pieces do not look similar so the Swifties attacked so hard that Ms. Tendler had to lock down her TikTok for a bit before posting a new video saying she was joking.
Fighting with T Swift is like fighting the mafia. You don’t want to fuck with the swifties.
@oopsletsdeletethat @annamtendler deleted video. Apparently Taylor using a dining room set on tour is the reason she can’t sell her 5000 art #tswifttok #greenscreen #greenscreenvideo
Page Six Shows Off All the Taylor Swift Era Outfits
Check out the 20 outfits Tay wears on stage for her new tour, each paying homage to a different era of her career. And she’s only 33.
Move over Cher!
Whitney Cummings Calls Comedians The Enemy
“I don’t have to tell you, over the past couple of years, comedy has taken quite a hit,” she told Page Six. “It became super obvious that there were some issues in our society … which you know, it’s usually our job to comment on and confront, and all of a sudden, comedians started becoming like the enemy.”
Can comedians please stop whining and start being funny.
Amanda Bynes Asks for Help After Psychotic Episode
The actor was found naked and wandering the street when she flagged down a car and asked them to call 911, telling the driver she had a psychotic episode. She was placed on a 5150 hold.
Someone is ready to do What a Girl Wants 2
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Family Sings to Bruce Willis on His Birthday
Willis is coping with Dementia but his family didn’t let that dampen the celebration. Demi Moore posted a video of the family singing to Bruce on his 68th birthday.
They’re just trying to hurt us now.
Gwyneth is Going to Trial Over Ski Hit and Run
Paltrow is being sued by a man over a 2016 incident at a ski lodge where she lost control, and hit the man who suffered a concussion and broken ribs. He wants 3 million, claiming she left him on the mountain after slamming into him, and didn’t go for help. Gwynny says he hit her, from behind, then apologized and said he was fine. She is counter suing but seeking no damages.
How can you be SUCH a bad skier that you owe someone money.
Adam Sandler Got His Mark Twain Prize Last Night
The stars came out to honor Adam Sandler at the Kennedy Center as he received this year’s annual Mark Twain award- the highest honors you can achieve in comedy.
Maybe we should cap this thing off at some point. Is there anyone who would be further from Mark Twain?
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