Monday March 20 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at March 20, 2023

MONDAY 3.20

NEWS STORIES

Florida Cant Stop Incoming Mass Seaweed Swell

A big blob of Sargassum seaweed twice the size of the entire country is headed for Florida. It’s expected to hit Florida beaches in July.

You’d better check to see if there are any Cubans hiding in there.

Nanny Outs BJ Daddy

A woman who was applying for a nanny job recorded 43 year old new dad Jason Kuperman asking about blowjobs during the interview. Her friend posted a warning to all nannys on Facebook that they should stay away from this kreep who asked the woman about blowjobs multiple times, eventually saying ““It’s like cleaning closet, doing laundry … You don’t have to. I was just [asking] a question. You don’t have to,” Other women have come forward to say that they experienced uncomfortable sexual behavior from Kuperman.

Weird. This always works out on porn hub.

SPORTS

Colin Cowherd Attacks Michael Jordans Legacy

Cowherd charged that Jordan wasn’t very exciting without teammates Pippen and Jackson. “Take out Scottie Pippen and Phil Jackson, this whole Michael Jordan mythology is sort of just that”

If the league was just one on one basketball he’d still be the goat .

LIV Takes Away Broadcast Crew Benefits

Broadcasters who work for the LIV just lost their union status and most of their benefits including healthcare. “I gave up other work last year to commit to LIV because I knew I would receive much-needed healthcare contributions to keep my family in coverage,” said one crewmember. “But now that’s all changed, there seems to be plenty of money to spend on extravagant excess but not to guarantee the crew that puts their product on the air access to healthcare. These are industry standards, and the LIV executives could care less.”

It can’t be because they’re running out of money, they’re just pricks.

Man Pees on TV During LIV Tourney

This is going to be the new PeeGA

Is that guy peeing? Wtf @livgolf_league @ColtKnost @thesleezyman #golf #golfer #peegate pic.twitter.com/mQzvirUwLN

— Matt McCarthy (@NotProfMcCarthy) March 18, 2023

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Jimmy Fallon Performs With Live Band in NY State Bar for St Pats

Fallon performed Zombie with the band at Mulconry’s.

There’s not enough booze and love in the world to fill up the empty hole in Jimmy Fallon’s soul.

Rick Ross Where the Buffalo Roam

Neighbors are freaking out because Rick Ross has his own buffalo and they keep wandering off the property.

When did rappers go from white tigers to buffalo.

Courtney Love Accuses Rock Hall of Fame of Sexism

In an op-ed for The Guardian, she shamed the sexist gatekeeping. “If so few women are being inducted into the Rock Hall, then the nominating committee is broken.” She complained about the HoF’s failure to induct Bush— “never mind that she was the first woman in pop history to have written every track on a million-selling debut.”== as well as pointing out how long it took to induct Nina Simone, Linda Rondstadt, Tina Turner, and Carole King

She’s the Eddie trunk of female rockers.

Good Morning America Weatherman Wants Back In

Rob Marciano was banned from the New York studios a year ago for making another staffer really uncomfortable, although no one is sharing what he did or said. But now he’s campaigning to be allowed to return.

Rob only has 10% chance of participation .

Cure Fans Getting Some Cash Back

Robert Smith went off on Ticketmaster saying he’s sickened by the company’s excessive fees, and his tantrum payed off for fans. Ticketmaster will be offering fans a partial refund after a deal was reached.

If I was the cure I’d refund money constantly .

Selena Breaks Instagram Record

Team Selena has done it. Fans took Ms. Gomez to over 400 Million Instagram Followers, and she’s the first woman to hit that milestone.

Selena is a triple threat. Can’t sing can’t dance can’t act.

We Missed Out on a Matt Dillon Kevin Bacon Sex Scene

The director of the 1988 movie Wild Things-John McNaughton- told Yahoo that a deleted sex shower scene between Dillon and Bacon was cut because one of the actors objected.

Where’s the deleted — or in this case secreted scenes?

Watch Blac Chyna Remove Her Face Implants on IG

She posted a video of the procedure getting filler removed from her cheeks, jawline and lips. “I’m ready to get back to Angela. Like, Blac Chyna’s Blac Chyna, you know what I mean? I feel like I’ve outgrown that, and it’s time for a change. Even when I would get my makeup done, they would contour so it would be even more dramatic — so I be looking like Jigsaw.”

Finally a Face Off reboot.

Drew Barrymore Defends Hugh Grants Red Carpet Interview

“No, that is Hugh Grant. You think you’re getting this charming movie star and what you really get is grumpy Hugh and then you fall in love with grumpy Hugh. When he says that, I’m telling you, he is being absolutely funny, he doesn’t mean one negative thing about it.”

Drew for once can you be anti anybody?

Shazam 2 Director Does Not Seem to Care The Movie Has Bad BO

S2 is a big box office disappointment, and director David F Sandburg says he knew it would perform poorly. He wrote on Reddit, in a now-deleted comment, “No worries. It’s not like this comes as a surprise. I saw where this was heading a long time ago. I’ll be alright though. I got paid all my money upfront [smiley emoji].”

Well…save that money. Because you’re not going to be directing more films.

Remember Tom Hanks Became a Star in Drag

As anti-drag laws are popping up in red states across the country, THR reminds us that Bosom Buddies launched Hanks’ massive career. In the 70s sitcom, he starred with Peter Scolari as two men who dressed in drag so they could get an apartment in an affordable all women’s hotel.

And it was a show kids could watch. Everybody turned out okay.

Josh Gad Disgusted With Little Mermaid Racism

If it means anything, the target audience is a ok with it.

Viola Davis on Her Upcoming Air Role

Davis plays Michael Jordan’s mother in the upcoming film, Air, and says she learned something she didn’t know. “I know Michael Jordan but didn’t know that Deloris brokered this deal to get him a huge stake in the shoe and in turn, protected her son’s legacy. I wanted to know more about this woman who had the strength and courage to fight for her son’s worth.”

Hey Earl, looks like viola’s going for that Oscar.

Yes, Alicia is Willing to Do a Sequel With Brendan Fraser

Alicia Silverstone said sure she would do a Blast From the Past sequel if anyone were to be asking, with her old pal and now Oscar winner Brendan Fraser.

No Shit.