Tuesday March 7 Daily Links

TUESDAY 3.7
NEWS STORIES
Elon Musk Blames Brittle Platform for Outages
A problem on Twitter left users furious after links broke, and photos wouldn’t load. Musk responded to the outrage and outage on Twitter, saying “the platform is so brittle(sigh).”
Well it used to work.
This platform is so brittle (sigh). Will be fixed shortly.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 6, 2023
SPORTS
Derek Carr Heads to New Orleans
Former QB for the Las Vegas Raiders Derek Carr just signed a $150 million four year deal with the Saints.
New Orleans paid a lot for a used car.
Geno Smith Signs With Seattle
The Seahawks agreed to a $105 million dollar deal to sign Geno Smith as their new starting QB.
Wow, this is a great time to be a mediocre quarterback.
Red Sox Star Leaves Field Bloody After Taking a Pitch to the Face
Justin Turner needed 16 stitches after getting hit in the face by a pitch from Detroit Tiger Matt Manning.
Maybe if the clock wasn’t forcing the pitcher to hurry the fuck up…..
Oh no no no
Awful scene in the Red Sox game as Justin Turner gets hit in the head and immediately goes down.
He’s been removed from the game. Hoping for the best.
— Ben Verlander (@BenVerlander) March 6, 2023
XFL Analysts Disappointed Over Brawl on Field
John Schriffen and Tom Luginbill were shocked when a fight broke out during a Defenders-Battlehawks game. “This is not what the XFL is about!” Schriffen said. “The XFL is about taking advantage of an opportunity. Putting positive things on tape! You don’t want this!” Luginbill added,“Come on, guys! Don’t end it like this!”
I thought the X stood for Xtreme you two snowflakes.
St. Louis Battlehawks and D.C. Defenders fight at the end of their #XFL game. #KaKaw pic.twitter.com/2mSmVPLVsP
— STL Sports (@Cards_Blues) March 5, 2023
Skip Bayless Thinks Ja Morant is Throwing Gang Signs
Bayless said on his Unsdisputed Show, “And remember, he’s thrown up the Crips sign. I’ve seen him throw it up two or three times; I’ve probably missed some other times,” Bayless said. “What does that mean? Does that mean he wants to associate with the Crips? Or he got initiated by the Crips? Or he has a dream of being a Crip?”
Why does Skip Bayless know Crip signs?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
8 Million Watched The 8th Episode of The Last of Us
HBO’s latest apocalypse series is a runaway train with the numbers for its latest episode up 74% from the show’s premiere.
And because of this we’ll get another eight zombie series.
Alex Gibney Working on an Elon Musk Doc
It seems early but Oscar Winning documentary filmmaker Alex Gibney is already working on a film about Elon Musk
Be careful E, most of the subjects of his docs are either fired, dead or in jail.
Ben Shapiro Praises Chris Rock
Controversial conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro is giving congratulations to Chris Rock on his new Netflix special and praised Rock for being anti-woke.
Congrats Chris. You got Ben.
Colin Farrell Photographed as Penguin
The headlines all shouting that Farrell is unrecognizable in wardrobe and makeup as the Penguin for his upcoming HBO show, The Penguin.
Unrecognizable? He was in The Batman. We know who it is.
Lena Dunham Rep Says No, She Didn't Say N-Word Liberally
Donald Glover made a joke at the WGA Awards that referenced Lena Dunham’s liberal use of the n-word, and her reps made sure to clarify that either Glover was joking or just wrong, cause she doesn’t and didn’t.
Hey Donald. Luis Ferber wants you to leave his wife’s name out of your mouth.
Keanu Actually Took the Red Pill
During an AMA, Keanu told redditors that he has a few souvenirs from some of the films he’s done including “the red pill” from The Matrix.
That little keepsake may someday be worth more than they paid you to do the movie.
Goosebumps Getting Inclusive Edit
Author R.L. Stein is following the lead of other children’s book authors and making some edits to his young adult series “Goosebumps” in order to make the novels more inclusive.
Set off the selective outrage alarm.
Trailer Alert: Ghosted With Chris Evans and Ana de Armas
Comedian Busted With Loaded Gun at Airport
Mike Epps is being investigated after the TSA found a loaded gun in one of his bags at the Indianapolis airport. Epps reportedly told the police that he forgot the .38 Special Airweight with 4 rounds loaded was in his bag.
Someone call Prevagin, we’ve got their next ad.
Scott Adams Says Black America Is Cool With Him
The Dilbert creator appeared on Chris Cuomo’s show and attempted to explain why he wants to stay away from black people. When Cuomo asked him if he thought black people were offended by what he said last week, Adams answered that “so far, every black person I’ve talked with” were okay with his statements .“So Black America is actually completely fine, both conservative and liberal if they see the context,” he continued.
So you asked your one black friend?
VIRAL & TRENDING
Joe Rogan's Biological Dad Talks Shit
This dad could make Rogan’s biggest critic empathetic to Rogan.
??????? What is going on? pic.twitter.com/l3HqBhbZ1j
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 3, 2023
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