Tuesday March 7 Daily Links

TUESDAY 3.7


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Elon Musk Blames Brittle Platform for Outages

A problem on Twitter left users furious after links broke, and photos wouldn’t load. Musk responded to the outrage and outage on Twitter, saying “the platform is so brittle(sigh).”

Well it used to work.



SPORTS



Derek Carr Heads to New Orleans

Former QB for the Las Vegas Raiders Derek Carr just signed a $150 million four year deal with the Saints.

New Orleans paid a lot for a used car.

Read more at ABC News


Geno Smith Signs With Seattle

The Seahawks agreed to a $105 million dollar deal to sign Geno Smith as their new starting QB.

Wow, this is a great time to be a mediocre quarterback.

Read more at ESPN


Red Sox Star Leaves Field Bloody After Taking a Pitch to the Face

Justin Turner needed 16 stitches after getting hit in the face by a pitch from Detroit Tiger Matt Manning.

Maybe if the clock wasn’t forcing the pitcher to hurry the fuck up…..

Read more at ESPN


XFL Analysts Disappointed Over Brawl on Field

John Schriffen and Tom Luginbill were shocked when a fight broke out during a Defenders-Battlehawks game. “This is not what the XFL is about!” Schriffen said. “The XFL is about taking advantage of an opportunity. Putting positive things on tape! You don’t want this!” Luginbill added,“Come on, guys! Don’t end it like this!”

I thought the X stood for Xtreme you two snowflakes.

Read more at mediaite


Skip Bayless Thinks Ja Morant is Throwing Gang Signs

Bayless said on his Unsdisputed Show, “And remember, he’s thrown up the Crips sign. I’ve seen him throw it up two or three times; I’ve probably missed some other times,” Bayless said. “What does that mean? Does that mean he wants to associate with the Crips? Or he got initiated by the Crips? Or he has a dream of being a Crip?”

Why does Skip Bayless know Crip signs?

Read more at mediaite.



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



8 Million Watched The 8th Episode of The Last of Us

HBO’s latest apocalypse series is a runaway train with the numbers for its latest episode up 74% from the show’s premiere.

And because of this we’ll get another eight zombie series.

Read more at Deadline.


Alex Gibney Working on an Elon Musk Doc

It seems early but Oscar Winning documentary filmmaker Alex Gibney is already working on a film about Elon Musk

Be careful E, most of the subjects of his docs are either fired, dead or in jail.

Read more at variety.


Ben Shapiro Praises Chris Rock

Controversial conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro is giving congratulations to Chris Rock on his new Netflix special and praised Rock for being anti-woke.

Congrats Chris. You got Ben.

Read more at mediaite.


Colin Farrell Photographed as Penguin

The headlines all shouting that Farrell is unrecognizable in wardrobe and makeup as the Penguin for his upcoming HBO show, The Penguin.

Unrecognizable? He was in The Batman. We know who it is.

Read more at TMZ.


Lena Dunham Rep Says No, She Didn't Say N-Word Liberally

Donald Glover made a joke at the WGA Awards that referenced Lena Dunham’s liberal use of the n-word, and her reps made sure to clarify that either Glover was joking or just wrong, cause she doesn’t and didn’t.

Hey Donald. Luis Ferber wants you to leave his wife’s name out of your mouth.

Read more at Daily Mail.


Keanu Actually Took the Red Pill

During an AMA, Keanu told redditors that he has a few souvenirs from some of the films he’s done including “the red pill” from The Matrix.

That little keepsake may someday be worth more than they paid you to do the movie.

Read more at CNN.


Goosebumps Getting Inclusive Edit

Author R.L. Stein is following the lead of other children’s book authors and making some edits to his young adult series “Goosebumps” in order to make the novels more inclusive.

Set off the selective outrage alarm.

Read more at mediaite.


Trailer Alert: Ghosted With Chris Evans and Ana de Armas

This trailer gives up everything but the happy ending. Save your $19.50.

Read more at etonline.


Comedian Busted With Loaded Gun at Airport

Mike Epps is being investigated after the TSA found a loaded gun in one of his bags at the Indianapolis airport. Epps reportedly told the police that he forgot the .38 Special Airweight with 4 rounds loaded was in his bag.

Someone call Prevagin, we’ve got their next ad.

Read more at TMZ


Scott Adams Says Black America Is Cool With Him

The Dilbert creator appeared on Chris Cuomo’s show and attempted to explain why he wants to stay away from black people. When Cuomo asked him if he thought black people were offended by what he said last week, Adams answered that “so far, every black person I’ve talked with” were okay with his statements .“So Black America is actually completely fine, both conservative and liberal if they see the context,” he continued.

So you asked your one black friend?

Read more at mediaite.



VIRAL & TRENDING



Joe Rogan's Biological Dad Talks Shit

This dad could make Rogan’s biggest critic empathetic to Rogan.



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