Wednesday March 22 Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 3.22
NEWS STORIES
Hillary & Chelsea Clinton Go to a Shitty Broadway Show
Someone took a dump in the aisle right near where the Clintons were sitting.at Some Like It Hot.
Hey come on this isn’t a yankees game.
Ringling Brothers is Back!
The famous Ringling Brothers & Barnum & Bailey Circus is coming back this fall, starting a run in Kansas City, after shutting down in 2017. But without any animals.
We thought there was one animal, but then he said i am not an animal.
Half a Million Worth of Weed Stolen
Some California bandits stole over half a million dollars worth of marijuana from a dispensary.
Oddly enough that comes to about two ounces.
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SPORTS
Stephen A Smith Thinks He'd Be a Great Prez
“But if I didn’t have to campaign, do I think that I would be a hell of a president? Yes.”
he doesn’t even make a good broadcaster.
Garoppolo Offered Free Sex for Life at Chicken Ranch
Caitlin Bell and Alice Little of the famous Chicken Ranch brothel are so excited that Jimmy Garoppolo is coming to the Vegas Raiders that they offered him free sex for life.
Unfortunately its with them.
Cuba Catcher Defects After World Baseball Classic Game
Ivan Prieto, bullpen catcher for Cuba, didn’t make it on the flight home after their game in Florida this week. He instead defected to the US
His family had no comment, since they were sent straight to prison.
Messi Gets Mobbed at a Restaurant
The soccer champ went out for dinner in Buenos Aires and the restaurant was surrounded by so many fans, it looked like the day he won the world cup. He refused to leave by a secret back exit because he didn’t want to disappoint them.
This almost makes up for Argentina treating him like shit for 20 years.
Knicks Legend Willis Reed Has Died
Yes Virginia, at once time the knicks were good at basketball.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Brian Cox Screaming at Photographers at Succession Premiere
Fisher Stevens was being interviewed on the red carpet but all ears were on Brian Cox’s booming voice yelling at someone. The cast tried to say he was joking around but some photos grabbed by Buzzfeed during the yelling indicate otherwise.
If you want to know why this is the last season….
Beyonce Fans Who Want Cheaper Tickets are Getting Flights to Europe
Its actually cheaper to get a flight overseas than it is to get a ticket in America.
Or you can see Kid Rock in Nashville for almost free .
Your Lollapalooza 2023 Lineup is Out
Kendrick Lamar, Billy Eilish, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Odesza, Lana Del Rey, Karol G, The 1975 and more will perform plus much more.
And all these bands together won’t draw as much as Taylor Swift
Who is The Most Popular Recording Artist in the World?
It’s The Weeknd! The Guinness Book of World Records has certified that the most popular performer world wide is The Weeknd.
Tell that to the Swifties
Trailer Alert: Oliver Stones Pro Nuclear Energy Movie
You remember no nukes? This is pro nukes.
Tell the truth oliver, it is pro nuclear energy or pro nuclear bomb.
Danny Devito to Star on Broadway This Fall
He’ll top line “I Need That” along with Lucy DeVito.
And they’re going to be the only father daughter duo on broadway.
Cameron Diaz Quits...Again
Some think that Cameron’s decision to go back into retirement was connected to an on set meltdown by Jamie Foxx in their new movie, “Back in Action.” But sources close to her say its just because she wants to spend more time with her three year old daughter.
You don’t have to give a reason, just quit.
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