Friday March 10 Daily Links

FRIDAY 3.10
NEWS STORIES
Mitch McConnell Being Treated for a Concussion
The 83 year old Senator tripped and fell and was brought to the hospital where he was treated for a concussion.
Stay down Rock…..stay down.
Elon Musk Reveals Plan for Utopian City
Musk wants to build his own city outside of Austin Texas and call it Snailbrook.His town will include affordable homes for his employees.
You just ripped of DT’s freedom city.
Maine Forced Woman With LOVETOFU License Plate to Give it Up
She’s a vegan and loves tofu, but Maine is cracking down on inappropriate personal plates and felt it looked too much like ‘love to F U” instead of “love tofu”
Not buying it lady. You love to fuck.
Cocaine Cat is Not an Upcoming Movie
A wildcat in Ohio has tested positive for cocaine and has been turned over to a zoo for care.
The coolest cocaine cat is named flathead.
SPORTS
Basketballers Sue Brown U
The ivy league university does not offer basketball scholarships and to players have filed a lawsuit in federal court saying that the policy amounts to a price-fixing agreement. The complaint says Ivy League schools illegally conspired to limit financial aid and not compensate athletes for their services.
Brown’s gym seats about 200 so good luck with that one.
Could Tom Brady Return to the NFL?
When Tom Brady retired this year, he said this is it, for real. He will not unretire. And then just days ago he reconfirmed that he is staying retired. But now a former Patriot who currently does broadcast for New England says otherwise. “Brady may go to Miami,” Zolak said on NBC Sports Boston. “I think that’s in play. I do. I think the possibility of him coming out of retirement is definitely 100 percent in play. You can sit there and look at the kitten tweet from [Tuesday.] Don’t buy that.”
Who wouldn’t want to play for Mike McDaniel? But could you at least consider the Jets.
KD Could Be Out Rest of Regular Season
After just playing 3 games for the Phoenix Suns, Kevin Durant has suffered an ankle injury that could sideline him for the rest of the regular season. He is expected to be re-evaluated in two weeks, but as of now, they don’t know when he’ll be back.
KD is basketball’s Mr. Glass.
Patrick Ewing Out
Hall of famer, and New York Knicks legend Patrick Ewing will not return as men’s basketball coach of the Georgetown Hoyas next season after six years with the team.
The Knicks are just losers
Stephen A is For Realz Pissed
Stephen A. Smith admitted he was “genuinely pissed” at colleague Jay Williams after the two got into a heated debate last week about Kyrie Irving. “In the case of Jay Williams, I was genuinely pissed off,” Smith said. “Jay Williams is a friend and a colleague and somebody that I’m pretty close to. On this particular morning, I didn’t know who the hell he was. I don’t know what the hell happened to him that he would come at me in such a personal manner just because I was giving constructive criticism with Kyrie,” he said.
Jay you better know your role.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Goldie Hawn Recalls the Time Harvey Weinstein Tried to Fuck Her Over
The legendary Ms. Hawn says she’s glad Harvey Weinstein is in jail, and shared a story about a time he fucked over her and Madonna for a project. They were supposed to star in Chicago until Harvey messed up the deal. She says she confronted Harvey and said “”Don’t fuck with me. Because I know just what you’re doing. We made a deal.’” She didn’t get the role but she did get paid for it.
Hey Gold, he’s not doing life because you didn’t get a part.
Atlantic Takes a Close Look at the FREAKISH Powers of Miley and Lana
The Atlantic is so impressed by the staying power of Miley Cyrus and Lana Del Rey that they did a close look at their careers and headlined the feature, THE FREAKISH POWERS OF MILEY CYRUS AND LANA DEL REY.
Why when a woman is great, do we call it freakish.
Odenkirk Starring in Remake of The Room
The remake of one of the worst films ever made comes on the 20th anniversary of the original release and will benefit amFAR, the foundation for AIDS research. Bob responded to an article from Slashfilm about the role. “This is real. This is true. And let me tell you, I tried my best to SELL every line, as honestly as I could…and I had a BLAST”.
This time I’ll watch.
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