Monday February 13 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at February 13, 2023

MONDAY 1.13

NEWS STORIES

Matt Schlapp Has Hired His Lawyer and It's Johnny Depps Lawyer

Schlapp denies assaulting Herschel Walker’s aid, and to prove it, he’s hired Benjamin Chew, Johnny Depp’s defamation attorney.

You couldn’t look more guilty than hiring Johnny depp’s lawyer unless you hired OJ’s lawyer.

Lauren Boebert Did Not Feel Like Lifting Her Voice and Singing

Boebert did not enjoy the “wokeness” displayed by the NFL at the Super Bowl particularly when “Lift Every Voice” also referred to as the Black National Anthem aired.

We need a singable white anthem.

Mars Workers Fell in a Vat of Chocolate

The Mars Wrigley company is being fined just over $14,000 after two workers fell into a chocolate tank and suffered injuries.

Augustus sweetheart save some room for later.

Missing Persons Update, Julian Sands Edition

Actor Julian Sands has been missing for a month now. He was reported missing in the San Gabriel mountains last month while hiking. The sheriff in charge of the case gave an update on Sunday, saying “Regarding the search for Julian Sands, we remain hopeful, but know the outcome may not be what we would like.”

So we’re still holding out hope that he has amnesia and is living with a nice family?

SPORTS

Rihanna Preggo

After Pregnant trended on Twitter during the Super Bowl halftime show, Rihanna’s rep confirmed that yes, she is pregnant just six months after having a baby.

Really? Couldn’t tell from the tent she was wearing at halftime.

Aaron Rodgers Goes in the Hole Monday

The Green Bay QB will enter solitary confinement today to help him come to a decision about whats next for Aaron Rodgers.

Hopefully when he gets out of that closet he’ll be happy with his choice.

James Harden Is Sure He Is Not the Crazy One

The Brooklyn Nets SuperTeam is no more and James Harden has some thoughts on that. “I don’t look like the crazy one. I don’t look like the guy or the quitter or whatever the media want to call me,” he said after his Philadelphia 76ers defeated the Nets on Saturday night in Brooklyn. “I knew what was going on and I just decided… Hey, I’m not built for this. I don’t want to deal with that. I want to play basketball and have fun.”

Nothing sounds crazier than that statement but yeah you’re probably right.

Anthony Davis Explains His Ben Affleck Face

Davis says he didn’t mean to DIS LeBron. He says he made a sourpuss face after LeBron broke the points record because their team was losing the game.

I know, I used to be sad when it wasn’t my birthday too.

Iggs Fans Boo Dak Prescott At Super Bowl

This seemed funnier before the game.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Jason DeRulo Dances With Dogs. Robot Dogs.

This looks like the football game from starship troopers

Sweetheart Steven Van Zandt Gives Head Scarf to Cancer Patient

Musician and E Street Band member Steven Van Zandt gave Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) a head cover as a gift, as the congressman continues his battle with cancer.

It’s just a table napkin

The Flash Trailer Makes Splash at Super Bowl

No amount of Michael Keaton can take away the fact that the Flash belongs in jail.