This video had a few hours when it seemed like the worst thing you’d watch all day until the Tyre Nichols beating video was released a few hours later. But its still pretty disturbing watching a man with a hammer calmly respond to police before then striking the old man next to him with it.

I guess when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail.

Read more at CNN

The leader of Scientology has gone into hiding to escape a subpoena, and no one knows where he is. His wife has also been missing for a few decades.

Does this mean Tom Cruise is finally in charge?

Read more at Jezebel

A 19 foot great white shark bit a diver’s head clean off in the waters west of Mexico.

This was no boat accident.

Read more at NY Post

Ronna McDaniel won a fourth term to head the Republican National Committee on Friday beating Mike Lindell and one other dude.

The pillow guy did pick up four votes. But that cost him four pillows.

Read more at The Hill

The Bengals play the Chiefs Sunday night to determine who will go to the Super Bowl. We know mayors like to get involved in Super Bowl games, but the Mayor of Cincinnati is trolling the last playoff game and roasting Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes.

Good afternoon, Cincinnati. I have a proclamation from the desk of the Mayor. Be it proclaimed, whereas the Cincinnati Bengals are headed to Burrowhead Stadium for their second consecutive AFC Championship game. Whereas last year’s game, the Bengals scored more points than the Chiefs, resulting in a Bengals victory and a Chiefs loss. Whereas Joseph Lee Burrow, who’s 3-0 against Mahomes, has been asked by officials to take a paternity test to confirming whether or not he’s his father.

You aren’t playing in this game, no need to make this personal for the Chiefs.

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Here’s the situation. You have a serious problem in the NFL with hiring coach of color. You have a black coach who served as Interim Head Coach for the Panthers this year, and nobody’s complaining about his coaching. And then you go and pass him over to hire white guy Frank Reich.

It’s becoming very clear that the only way to solve this issue in the NFL is to tell teams this: if you want a white coach you have to have eight white starters on your team. Problem solved.

Read more at NY Post.

Relax dude its just girls basketball

Geno Auriemma was not happy with the officiating in the second quarter. pic.twitter.com/erA03SARxM

— ESPN (@espn) January 27, 2023

The exit agreements have been signed, and the former Good Morning America anchors will be leaving the network after their affair was outted publicly late last year.

Amy Schumer and TJ Miller will replace them.

Read more at Page Six

Just weeks after being hurt in a fire, Billy Joel got into a motorcycle crash and broke his collarbone, ribs and kneecaps.

Or…forgot to pay his bookie.

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After 30 years working for NBC its time for Jay Leno to find a new home. His series Jay Leno’s Garage just got canceled by CNBC.

Inside sources say his insurance was just getting too expensive. And that’s just his health insurance.

Read more at THR

Heartthrob Harry Styles had a major wardrobe malfunction and it happened in front of his own celeb crush, Jennifer Aniston. While performing “Music for a Sushi Restaurant” he looked down and found himself sporting a nice big crotch rip.

Yeah…that’s a hard on dude.

Read more at TMZ

HE RIPPED HIS PANTS LMAO pic.twitter.com/xwe9Ym9WRV

— karen (@tpwksatellite) January 27, 2023

Three day Jeopardy champion Yogesh Raut did not enjoy his Jeopardy experience and is complaining that the “reality tv show” tarnishes the reputation of the important world of trivia competition. He also said the show’s fans are racist.

You don’t have to tell us that Jeopardy fans are racist. They are our parents.

Read more at NY Post.

“Sharing wayyyyy [too much information] right now, but had my 9th breast reconstruction surgery last night — yes, NINTH. All stemming from a botched breast reduction I had when I was 19 [years old],” Palin wrote.

What’s wrong with big tits?

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