All electricity went dead in the neighborhood where the Dolby Theater was making final preparations for Oscar night on Saturday. The Hollywood Power Failure left crew stuck in elevators, and put everything at a stand still.

I thought the hollywood power failure was the death of cinema. See if you can fix that on time for Sunday’s telecast.

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Insiders say Trump was raging because the reports on Ron DeSantis book sales are going better than sales for Trump’s 2015 book, Crippled. He is allegedly accusing meatball Ron of buying his own books to fluff sales numbers.

Hey it worked for L Ron Hubbard

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It has come out now, that the flight attendants on Luftansa’s flight from hell on March 1 asked all passengers to delete photos and video of the aftermath of the drop. At the time they claimed it was in the interests of “passenger privacy”.

Then you should never be able to have your phone on a plane.

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New Hampshire Rep Jeffrey Greeson was arrested for obstructing a snow plow, and even worse, he was filmed being a cunt to a town snow plow operator while the man was trying to do is job and get snow out of the rode.

Phones have really become asshole detectors.

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An editor for the news network has blasted the movie for its insidious positive portrayal of the US Military. “It does not merely revive a forgotten human-centered spectacle; it also beckons for a return to accepting the American war machine as a beacon of virtue and excitement. It’s a poisonous kind of nostalgia, one that smuggles love of endless war into a celebration of live action,” he said, essentially calling the film a propaganda tool.

Well, so is MSNBC.

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Peter Thiel’s Founder Fund had a few mill deposited over at Silicon Valley Bank, but an insider told media outlets that they pulled it all out before the bank collapsed. As a result, the fund lost nothing.

He said he just had a bad feeling about it.

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We’ve all got questions but no answers yet from Aaron Rodgers about what he’s going to do

Aaron Rodgers is like the girl who stays in the powder room till the last second.

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A 45 year old female cheerleading coach is being accused of manipulating and cooercing a student to have sex with her several times a week for five years. She initially denied the allegations but “then admitted she made a mistake and began crying.”

Anybody can make 300 mistakes.

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The night before the Super Bowl a woman accused broadcaster Michael Irvine of sexual harassment. He was incensed, and insisted they had a 30 second conversation that was pleasant, and he demanded that Marriott produce the tape of the encounter which he said proves his innocence. It didn’t. Michael you’re a creep. .

Its just a simple matter of he said…they heard.

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Looking back at Woods relationship history is not a good look for the golf champ. He’s had tons of infidelity, awful breakups and has asked at least three women to sign NDA agreements while dating them.

This guy is a fucking mess.

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We learned that Blonde was the worst movie of the year, that the Razzies gave themself a dishonorable award for nominating a child this year, and Tom Hanks got special mention.

We also learned its a gum AND a candy.

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Wow its a gum AND a candy.

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Its all about the movies, there’s no talk of causes, or foreign Presidents appearing. The Oscars need to up their numbers and are keeping divisive political issues out.

So….no Top Gun Maverick then?

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During a prison interview, Joe said he never set out to make Tiger King, all the footage that was used in the conspiracy plot was filmed for other purposes and he didn’t know it would be used in that way to get ratings.

Hey Joe. Tigers ruined your life.

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The owner of the Carden International Circus and his father are paying full asking price for the Las Vegas home of Sigfried, Roy and their tigers.

At least they’re already used to the smell of tiger shit.

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Rogan says he and his wife are happy with their decision not to procreate, and in fact, says that decision has helped his success. “That has helped me succeed as well, definitely. There’s a whole huge thing I’m not doing, which is raising children.”

If by success you mean able to smoke weed all day and night.

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From 5-2 your top cities for your best life in terms of health are Boulder, Miami, St Paul Minneapolis, and Berkeley, with San Francisco named the healthiest city to live in, in the United States.

I dunno, the homeless don’t look so healthy.

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