Friday January 13 Daily Links

FRIDAY 1.13


NEWS STORIES

 



George Santos Sez He's Lived An Honest Life

George Santos was on Bannon’s podcast and says he’s lived an honest life.

His pants them burst into flames live on the show.

Read more at Fox.


Teslas Are 20 Percent Off

Tesla’s been eating shit for months and now they’re slashing prices on their cars. Throw in a free six month Twitter Blue sub and now you’re talkin’, Elon.

Read more at Yahoo.

https://autos.yahoo.com/tesla-slashed-prices-model-3-093540627.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZHJ1ZGdlcmVwb3J0LmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAABQK3l4G4avPrUJ7OkUf3Qytqbn8AXsUhWOvAiO3QvSBnk_Ua8yNpGuF-xT43Vfx8TOWEWIPKJNmry1YeUng9bPkN6a8MR3b9CAp1VqDHSWDM-ah4ZW7HNjgrjBd3p4vSNnEe-Sq0XwrWbbR_0POpcotXlICVUOYf6w9_WcMrGbf


Lisa Marie Presley Dead at 54

Elvis’ only daughter was rushed to a hospital after suffering cardiac arrest. She fell into a coma and never woke.

2023 is already a motherfucker.

Read more at CNN


Lost Temple of Poseidon Found by Archeologists

He’s Real???

Let me guess. Underwater?

Read more at Jerusalem Post


Larry Ellison Got a Traffic Ticket on His Own Privately Owned Island

Billionaire Larry Ellison got ticketed while driving on a Hawaiian Island that he owns. He stands accused of speeding, running a stop sign and driving without a license.

Luckily he has the cash to pay it.

Read more at SFGate


Brace Yourself East Coast, In and Out is Coming

The most famous west coast burger chain said they’d never open on the Eastern Seaboard, but that’s all changing now. They’re heading east.

And once they arrive, they will thereby end the myth held by easterners everywhere that In and Out is great.

Read more at Eater

https://www.eater.com/23549026/in-n-out-burgers-tennessee-territory-office-east-coast-expansion?utm_source=digg



SPORTS



Lamar Jackson Gives Update On His Knee

Lamar Jackson gave everyone an update on his PCL knee injury and sounds like he ain’t even sniffin the game this week. All the Ravens fans’ hopes now rest on Justin Tucker’s leg.

Read more at PFT.


Odell Plane Incident Bodycam Video Released

So OBJ looks pretty douchey in the video and he’s not at all happy that it’s been made public.

They can rename and reuse this footage as OBJ being taken out of the NFL

Read more at barstool.


College Star Withdrawing From School After Massive NIL Deal Falls Through

Jaden Rashad had a $13 million dollar NIL deal in place before he even started college, but now that deal’s evaporated according to sources, and they say he’s planning to rescind his agreement to attend college at FSU.

Georgia’s hustling right now to put together an NIL, stat.

Read more at barstool



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Momofuku Chef Attacks Everyone's Favorite Rotisserie Chicken

David Chang isn’t fucking around- he is tired of all the love for Costco’s five dollar chicken, and decided to knock the discount wholesale club. “I think the Costco chicken is the worst rotisserie chicken,” he said before explaining the details of what’s wrong with the popular cheap dinner option.

Shocking. We all expected a celebrity chef to love costco chicken.

Read more at NY Post


Robert Downey Jr Unrecognizable

He’s preparing for a new role for and HBO series, and the look Robert Downey is cultivating is such a dramatic change that we can barely recognize him. A balding redhead? The new show is called The Sympathizer and he’ll actually be playing five roles.

We may have to start calling him Robert Downey Senior.

Read more at NY Post


Geena Davis Talks More About Being Shamed By Bill Murray

Davis shared details about the times she felt humiliated by Bill while filming Quick Change including the incident with the vibrator and another story about him screaming at her with rage in front of the entire crew.

Remember when everybody really liked bill Murray. All those things were happening then.

Read more at toofab.


Minx Jumps to Starz

HBO renewed Minx, and then changed their mind and cancelled the planned Season 2. But the show will live again, because Starz is picking up the first season, and the second.

Will we still get hundreds of cock shots?

Read more at variety.


Tim and Eric Done Working With Andrew Callaghan

Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim were the EPs on a doc just released by and about Andrew Callaghan, but now Callaghan’s been accused of sexual misconduct. T&E wasted no time saying how they feel about all this. “ We have no professional relationship with Andrew at this time and have no plans going forward to have any relationship with him,” Heidecker said. “We did produce the movie, and I feel terrible that this film now has these allegations tied to it because some very good people worked very hard on it. But it’s just a movie, and I want to say we believe these women that came forward and, of course, totally condemn the type of behavior that Andrew’s being accused of. I believe it’s up to Andrew to address these allegations and do so openly and honestly. I really hope he does do that as soon as possible.”

Weird, they always had such good timing.

Read more at Variety


Rick and Morty Creator Accused of DV

Justin Roiland who co created the series and voices both lead characters has been charged with felony domestic violence.

Looks like you just lost your chance to work with Tim Heidecker.

Read more at nypost



TRENDING & VIRAL



Yellowstone Fashion Is IN

Yellowstone is such a cultural force that people in the suburbs are starting to dress like ranchers.

Wrangler jeans stock is through the roof.

Read more at WSJ



STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



Cash Me Ousside Wants Her Clients Put in Jail

Bhad Barbie, formerly known as Cash me Ousside formerly known as Danielle Bregoli says that the men who patronized her Only Fans when she turned 18 belong in jail.

The fact that you turned 18 is why they’re not in jail honey.

Read more at Buzzfeed



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