Friday January 13 Daily Links

FRIDAY 1.13
NEWS STORIES
George Santos Sez He's Lived An Honest Life
George Santos was on Bannon’s podcast and says he’s lived an honest life.
His pants them burst into flames live on the show.
Teslas Are 20 Percent Off
Tesla’s been eating shit for months and now they’re slashing prices on their cars. Throw in a free six month Twitter Blue sub and now you’re talkin’, Elon.
Read more at Yahoo.
https://autos.yahoo.com/tesla-slashed-prices-model-3-093540627.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZHJ1ZGdlcmVwb3J0LmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAABQK3l4G4avPrUJ7OkUf3Qytqbn8AXsUhWOvAiO3QvSBnk_Ua8yNpGuF-xT43Vfx8TOWEWIPKJNmry1YeUng9bPkN6a8MR3b9CAp1VqDHSWDM-ah4ZW7HNjgrjBd3p4vSNnEe-Sq0XwrWbbR_0POpcotXlICVUOYf6w9_WcMrGbf
Lisa Marie Presley Dead at 54
Elvis’ only daughter was rushed to a hospital after suffering cardiac arrest. She fell into a coma and never woke.
2023 is already a motherfucker.
Lost Temple of Poseidon Found by Archeologists
Larry Ellison Got a Traffic Ticket on His Own Privately Owned Island
Billionaire Larry Ellison got ticketed while driving on a Hawaiian Island that he owns. He stands accused of speeding, running a stop sign and driving without a license.
Luckily he has the cash to pay it.
Brace Yourself East Coast, In and Out is Coming
The most famous west coast burger chain said they’d never open on the Eastern Seaboard, but that’s all changing now. They’re heading east.
And once they arrive, they will thereby end the myth held by easterners everywhere that In and Out is great.
Read more at Eater
https://www.eater.com/23549026/in-n-out-burgers-tennessee-territory-office-east-coast-expansion?utm_source=digg
SPORTS
Lamar Jackson Gives Update On His Knee
Lamar Jackson gave everyone an update on his PCL knee injury and sounds like he ain’t even sniffin the game this week. All the Ravens fans’ hopes now rest on Justin Tucker’s leg.
Odell Plane Incident Bodycam Video Released
So OBJ looks pretty douchey in the video and he’s not at all happy that it’s been made public.
They can rename and reuse this footage as OBJ being taken out of the NFL
Bodcam footage shows the moments before Odell Beckham Jr was kicked off the airplane in Miami
Odell got angry with passengers after they kept looking at him & telling him to get off the flight pic.twitter.com/U9xNdWmJCL
— Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) (@shannonsharpeee) January 11, 2023
🥱🥱🥱 can’t address everything in this world, it’s exhausting. Errbody got an opinion on situations they weren’t involved in. All u can do is kno who u truly are. Purell only kills 99.9% of germs…there’s always gon be a lil left over
— Odell Beckham Jr (@obj) January 12, 2023
I kno who I am. Period. All the rest and opinions really don’t matter to me. Have a blessed day and enjoy the 🧀 board!
— Odell Beckham Jr (@obj) January 12, 2023
College Star Withdrawing From School After Massive NIL Deal Falls Through
Jaden Rashad had a $13 million dollar NIL deal in place before he even started college, but now that deal’s evaporated according to sources, and they say he’s planning to rescind his agreement to attend college at FSU.
Georgia’s hustling right now to put together an NIL, stat.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Momofuku Chef Attacks Everyone's Favorite Rotisserie Chicken
David Chang isn’t fucking around- he is tired of all the love for Costco’s five dollar chicken, and decided to knock the discount wholesale club. “I think the Costco chicken is the worst rotisserie chicken,” he said before explaining the details of what’s wrong with the popular cheap dinner option.
Shocking. We all expected a celebrity chef to love costco chicken.
Robert Downey Jr Unrecognizable
He’s preparing for a new role for and HBO series, and the look Robert Downey is cultivating is such a dramatic change that we can barely recognize him. A balding redhead? The new show is called The Sympathizer and he’ll actually be playing five roles.
We may have to start calling him Robert Downey Senior.
Robert Downey Jr. looking like James Caan on the set of The Sympathizer. pic.twitter.com/EfY1rjr0eK
— Movies In Focus (@moviesinfocus) January 12, 2023
Geena Davis Talks More About Being Shamed By Bill Murray
Davis shared details about the times she felt humiliated by Bill while filming Quick Change including the incident with the vibrator and another story about him screaming at her with rage in front of the entire crew.
Remember when everybody really liked bill Murray. All those things were happening then.
Minx Jumps to Starz
HBO renewed Minx, and then changed their mind and cancelled the planned Season 2. But the show will live again, because Starz is picking up the first season, and the second.
Will we still get hundreds of cock shots?
Tim and Eric Done Working With Andrew Callaghan
Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim were the EPs on a doc just released by and about Andrew Callaghan, but now Callaghan’s been accused of sexual misconduct. T&E wasted no time saying how they feel about all this. “ We have no professional relationship with Andrew at this time and have no plans going forward to have any relationship with him,” Heidecker said. “We did produce the movie, and I feel terrible that this film now has these allegations tied to it because some very good people worked very hard on it. But it’s just a movie, and I want to say we believe these women that came forward and, of course, totally condemn the type of behavior that Andrew’s being accused of. I believe it’s up to Andrew to address these allegations and do so openly and honestly. I really hope he does do that as soon as possible.”
Weird, they always had such good timing.
Rick and Morty Creator Accused of DV
Justin Roiland who co created the series and voices both lead characters has been charged with felony domestic violence.
Looks like you just lost your chance to work with Tim Heidecker.
TRENDING & VIRAL
Yellowstone Fashion Is IN
Yellowstone is such a cultural force that people in the suburbs are starting to dress like ranchers.
Wrangler jeans stock is through the roof.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Cash Me Ousside Wants Her Clients Put in Jail
Bhad Barbie, formerly known as Cash me Ousside formerly known as Danielle Bregoli says that the men who patronized her Only Fans when she turned 18 belong in jail.
The fact that you turned 18 is why they’re not in jail honey.
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