Don Lemon was too busy backing that azz up to notice that it was midnight and let the moment slip by.

Cnn misses every big story.

Read more at huffpo

CNN has redeemed itself by ringing in the new year in New Orleans with "Back That Azz Up" and not acknowledging the stroke of midnight in any way pic.twitter.com/tieCeHc4sA

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) January 1, 2023

An Islamic extremist attacked a NYC cop with a machete near Times Square on New Years Eve.

Great job Eric Adams

Read more at NY Post.

Eli Lilly’s diabetes drug tirzepatide is expected to get FDA approval for weight loss. Experts are estimating the new drug to cost users over $1100 a month and won’t likely be covered by insurance.

This is going to be great until the side effects force it off the market. Two weeks then?

Read more at NBC News.

Those awful Southwest flight cancellations this week stopped a bride from making it to her own wedding. Katie Demko was supposed to be married in Belize, but instead spent the morning crying, unable to get there after her flight got cancelled and she couldn’t find another way to get there.

What is more of a white trash travel plan? Southwest? Or Belize?

Read more at Yahoo

A software engineer stole $300,000 from a website using a scheme inspired by the movie Office Space. He used code to double charge clients for shipping, and sent the extra fees to his own account, and lowered prices for products which he then purchased. In his notes outlining his scheme he called it “OfficeSpace Project”

Too bad he didn’t see Oceans 11. There was real money in that one.

Read more at NY Post

Book banning, fighting social media platforms, abortion bans and his campaign to stop WOKE ideas from infiltrating Florida have gotten DeSantis a lot of media attention. But his various wars on culture are costing Floridians millions in tax dollars and in the end, he is losing a large percentage of his wars.

Maybe B.L. should run for Govenor?

Read more at MSNBC

A Cannabis super center could take over a vacant California outlet center in the middle of the desert. Pot farms, manufacturers, distributors and retailers could all coexist on the existing footprint of the former shopping center.

This mall will have the busiest food court in America.

Read more at SF Gate

‘Hold On Baby, Daddy’s Coming,” RGIII tweeted updating viewers on his progress, actually getting a Southwest flight that wasn’t cancelled.

That’s what he said when the kid was conceived.

Read more at mediaite.

UPDATE!!!
Made a SOUTHWEST FLIGHT to get home. HOLD ON BABY, DADDYs COMING! https://t.co/wSBKrUMf44

— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) January 1, 2023

On the last day of the season, Washington thought this would be a good time to debut their new mascot, Major Tuddy. Tuddy is a pig. He’s not even Commander Tuddy. He’s Major Tuddy. And did we mention he’s a pig?

This franchise is dumber than the Washington Generals.

He's kind of a pig deal…

WELCOME OUR NEW MASCOT, 𝙈𝘼𝙅𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙐𝘿𝘿𝙔! 🐷 pic.twitter.com/N6eMy6goiV

— Washington Commanders (@Commanders) January 1, 2023

Washington Commanders head coach found out during his post game press conference that if the Packers beat the Vikings, his team would be eliminated from the post season. That did happen, and the Commanders and their new Major Pig are out.

Next season you’ll have more time to pay attention to the math while you are watching from home.

Read more at Barstool

Ron learned in the post game press conference that the team he is the head coach of can be eliminated from playoff contention today. That is…unfathomable. pic.twitter.com/BtrIKLdT7p

— Eric Nathan (@BarstoolNate) January 1, 2023

Even super fans of the movie 16 Candles acknowledge that there are a few lines in the movie that are uncomfortable now. But you can thank Paul Dooley for insisting that one of his character’s lines be cut. He played Sam’s dad and in his new book he talks about the moment that he refused to film. “Near the end of their talk, the script had the dad giving a friendly pat on his daughter’s behind while saying, ‘Where the heck are your panties?’”

If only Paul had been on set for that rich girl rape. And all the Long Duck Dong scenes.

Read more at pagesix.

One of the hallmarks of 2022 is that this year superhero films lost their swagger at the box office.

Are you saying Tom Cruise isn’t a Superhero?

Read more at screen rant.

The cult classic hit movie Friday was Ice Cube’s baby, but he doesn’t have the rights to it. He has vowed he will never stop fighting to get the rights back from Warner Brothers, but he has no plans to sue them.

After Next Friday why would anyone even want the rights?

Read more at TMZ

DiCaprio says he and Victoria Lamas are just friends, but they went to St. Barts together for NYE and were seen partying on a yacht.

Yeah okay. Friends. So, you fuck your friends then?

Read more at NY Post

The late rapper’s family got him a grave marker that says he’s home in Gangsta’s Paradise.

Too bad he never had another hit

Read more at TMZ

Remember when rap battles were the thing? How old did we get?

Is there a way my algorithm can only show me brisket battles??? pic.twitter.com/uzjhaR9GUy

— Sanch (@imjsanch) December 30, 2022

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