Saturday December 17, Daily Links

SATURDAY 12.17


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Europe Threatens to Sanction Twitter Over Media Censorship

After Elon Musk banned a number of journalists who were criticizing him, he complained about doxxing and the “media elite”. But the European Union is not fucking around and threatening sanctions against Twitter if the censorship of journalists continues.

The free speech guy is being accused worldwide as a censorship tyrant.

Read more at CNBC


Massive Aquarium Burst Causing Pandemonium, Injuries and a Lot of Dead Fish

A 52 foot tall aquarium housing 200,000 gallons of water and 1500 tropical fish burst in Berlin. Authorities believe freezing temperatures caused the tank to crack, ultimately injuring two, causing massive property damage and ending the lives of 1500 fish.

And people complain about Sea World.

Read more at NY Post


Tesla Shareholder Calling to Dump Musk

The third largest shareholder of Tesla is calling for Musk to be ousted as CEO. “Elon abandoned Tesla and Tesla has no working CEO,” said KoGuan Leo, who owns $3.4 billion worth of Tesla shares.

Wait, Elon is still the CEO of Tesla?

Read more at Observer.


Tucker Carlson Cites Source That CIA Was Involved in JFK Assassination

Here’s what Carlson said. “We spoke to someone who had access to these still hidden CIA documents, a person who was deeply familiar with what they contained. We asked this person directly, “Did the CIA have a hand in the murder of John F. Kennedy, an American President? And here’s the reply we received verbatim. Quote, “The answer is yes. I believe they were involved.

Is your source Oliver Stone?

Read more at mediaite.


Canadian Students Stop Photographing Your Teachers Size Z Tits

A teacher in Canada has cartoonishly large size Z breasts, and students have been warned against taking photos of them. The students of Halton School District have been “threatened with suspension” if they’re caught.

Can we at least draw pictures?

Read more at NY Post.


Pillow Guy Back on Twitter and Back to Talking About Dominion

Mike Lindell has been unsuspended from Twitter, and unlike his buddy Trump, he’s using the platform. His first tweet since his return says “I’m back!! Thank you @elonmusk and by the way MELT DOWN THE ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES AND TURN THEM INTO PRISON BARS.”

That’s fine with us as long as you’re behind them.



SPORTS



Jets Betting Line Keeps Falling Cuz Zach Wilson is Staring QB Now

After doctors ruled Mike White out for this week’s game against the Detroit Lions, the Jets line has fallen from +2.5 to -1.5 and its still dropping.

The line would do better if Wilson from the Tom Hanks movie was quarterbacking.

Read more at NY Post.


Grizzlies Player Mauled, But Not By a Bear

Bobby Portis who plays for the Bucks, left long blood marked scratches down Grizzlies Santi Aldama’s back during a game.

We expect this from grizzlies but not from you Bobby.

Read more at NY Post


FIFA Says No to Peace Message

Ukraine President Zelensky asked FIFA if he could share a message of peace before the beginning of the world cup final. FIFA shot him down.

If FIFA believed in peace they wouldn’t be doing the World Cup in Qatar.

Read more at Mediaite.



Why Derek Jeter Never Addressed All Those Stories About His Dating Life

He claims he had to “bite his tongue” because he didn’t want to distract from his game by constantly addressing rumors because once you talk about it, it never goes away. “So you address something once. I think there’s a lot of times people have stories out there you know are untrue, but if you do address it, then it just continues to go.”

Okay DJ, but here’s another one for ya: If you don’t deny it, it sure sounds true.

Read more at Yahoo


CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Watch the Barbie Trailer!

In 2022 two things are fact. One, Margot Robbie is in every movie. Two, none of them are hits.



Donald Glover to Star in Spider Man Movie

Glover will star in the Spidey flick that will be based on a lesser known villain named Hypno-Hustler.

Indie tv creator sells out for Marvel movie….again.

Read more at THR.


Series About Blockbuster Video Stores Cancelled

The Netflix Show Blockbuster has been cancelled after only one season on the streaming service. The series starring Randall Park never managed to crack Netflix’s top 10 list.

Now Netflix has cancelled Blockbuster twice.

Read more at Deadline


Backstreet Boy Backing His Bro Despite Rape Claim

AJ McClean says everyone in the group loves Nick and is standing strong with him during his legal battle, referring of course to bandmate Nick Carter who is accused of performing a sexual act on an underage girl with autism and cerebral palsy.

You gotta remember, nobody wants to see the AJ McLean solo tour.

Read more at TMZ



VIRAL & TRENDING



Twitch Streamer Rips Viewer A New Ass For Saying Her Mom Died?

A twitch streamer who goes by WEFOUNDTHEBODY asked one of his viewers “where’ve you been.” When she answered “my mom died” he went on an awful rant at the girl saying she’s really brought down the mood and he tried to school her on the etiquette of answering casual small talk questions.

“MissNerdyCurvy you know what we’re not going to do? We’re not going to talk about it in my chat cause it’s Friday and that is a whole big bucket of bummer,” he said. “I didn’t ask you to tell me the biggest f*ckin bummer news in the world, I said what’s up, how are you?”

Congratulations man, you really saved the room from dealing with a bummer.
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