Meta was supposed to be the future. Turns out it’s a giant fail.

Everyone knows buying Twitter is how you make money in 2023.

Read more at the Ringer.

A Chinese fighter pilot flew within 20 feet of the nose of a US aircraft on December 21 forcing the US pilot to take evasive maneuvers to avoid collision.

Congrats. You just wrote Top Gun 3.

Read more at CBS News

These seven dudes, including Elon Musk (who lost the most money of anyone in history last year), Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page, Sergey Brin, Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer and Jeff Bezos lost a combined total of $433 billion dollars this year.

Did they check behind the couch? Maybe it’s in the glove compartment.

Read more at barstool.

Tate allegedly kept six women under ‘house arrest 24/7 like prisoners’ and asked his employees to shadow his victims’ every move, forcing them to take part in online pornographic videos.

Andrew Tate, I thought you meant Larry Tate.

Read more at Daily Mail.

Barstool on a coach by coach roast but they could have summed it all up in one sentence.

This picture looks like Jan 6

Read more at Barstool.

Best Of 2022 – The Annual NFL Coaches Picture Has Dropped https://t.co/9srLgVmdCt pic.twitter.com/npYcPSzAs8

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) December 31, 2022

In 1970 Puma and Adidas agreed that neither would try to get endorsements from Pele, knowing the bidding war would likely bankrupt both of them. Puma didn’t abide by the agreement, and offered Pele a sweet $120k to tie his shoe for the camera during the cup. That caused a feud between the two shoe companies.

It’s called capitalism

Read more at TMZ

The Category? Classic Flute Rock. The problem? Jethro Tull was not a part of any of the questions or answers.

Anyone else think Jeopardy is taking up too much media space?

Read more at NY Post

The band’s members say they plan to be a different band going forward, after losing Taylor Hawkins.

Disco? Country? I hope they go Reggae

Read more at Blabbermouth

Queen guitarist Brian May has been among the first group knighted by King Charles.

Knightman. Fighter of the Day Man!

Read more at CNN

Eight years ago Dane Cook called Kate Hudson his worst onscreen kiss in “My Best Friend’s Girl.” Recently Kate got to share her reaction about that kiss, while connected to a lie detector for a Vanity Fair feature. When shown a photo of Cook, she reacted, with clear disgust, before saying, “Oh, no, canceled!”

Could someone please say one nice thing about Dane Cook? Someone who has met him.

Read more at toofab.

Anna Kendrick is Talking About the Boyfriend Who Was Abusive

Kenrick said her own abusive relationship with a psychologically abusive boyfriend inspired her performance in the movie Alice, Darling. ‘Well he never hit me, and I’m not really afraid that he’s going to hit me. How do I discern between normal conflict and abuse? Why is my body in so much fear all of the time? Why do I wake up feeling like he’s in bed next to me and wondering, ‘OK, do I have 30 seconds before I start performing or … ?’”

She doesn’t say who it was but we think he was in the tv show Barry.

Read more at THR

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Certain Universities in the States are going to not let students access Tik Tok over their WiFi.

Now how will they promote their OnlyFans?

Read more at Barstool.

This has to scratch the itch of someone’s kink, right?

Watch on YouTube.

Only 1 in 3 Americans reported that they had a great year in 2022, and the rest of us are happy to kiss its ass goodbye.

Guess only 1 in 3 Americans didn’t own crypto.

Read more at studyfinds.