Friday December 16 Daily Links
FRIDAY 12.16
NEWS STORIES
Guy With a Knife Robs a McDonalds Of McNuggets
A Mcdonalds in the Bronx was robbed by a man with a knife. The burglar escaped with two dozen chicken nuggets and double cheeseburgers.
What. No sauce?
Even Steve Bannon is Embarrassed of Trump's NFTs
“I can’t do this anymore,” he said. “He’s one of the greatest presidents in history, but I gotta tell you: whoever–what business partner and anybody on the comms team and anybody at Mar-a-Lago – and I love the folks down there – but we’re at war. They oughta be fired today.”
You’re wrong Steve, NFTs are really hot right now says 2019..
Bannon on Trump's NFT announcement: "I can't do this anymore" 🤣 pic.twitter.com/ZC3PuTfM6N
— Justin Horowitz (@justinhorowitz_) December 15, 2022
LA Deputy Gets a Little Hot Love on a Hot Mic
A rookie female deputy working at the Men’s Central Jail used her break to get busy. You can hear her giggling and telling the other person with her “you’re going to rip by underwear.” on the recording, posting on TMZ.
This is the perfect promotion for your new onlyfans page.
DC Board Says Rudy is Guilty of Violating Ethics Provisions
Washington DC’s board of professional responsibility that Giuliani violated at least one attorney ethics rule while pursuing Trump’s claims about the 2020 election. Sanctions will be determined by the DC Court of Appeals.
Rudy whatever you do, don’t represent yourself at sentencing.
Read more at Mediaite.
World's Shortest Man Measures Up for Guinness Record
Iran’s Afshin Ghaderzadeh wanted to visit the world’s tallest building when he went to Dubai to the Guiness HQ to get validated. He measured in at just over two feet and one inch.
Danny Devito said, “great, what am i supposed to do now?”
SPORTS
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Kyle Shanahan Sez Some Nice Things About The Brock Lobster
Kyle Shanahan sez that Brock Burdy, aka the Brock Lobster, aka Big Cock Brock, is the moist poised rookie he’s ever had. Trey Lance is crying in the corner.
Watch on Twitter.
“He’s definitely the most poised rookie I’ve ever had.” — Kyle Shanahan with high praise for Brock Purdy 💯 pic.twitter.com/3TUeUkqcgj
— 95.7 The Game (@957thegame) December 16, 2022
Who Are the Big Fantasy Football Picks For the Playoffs
ESPN says the most popular picks for FF rosters heading toward the playoffs are Travis Kelce, Josh Jacobs and Jalen Hurts.
The two least common— Aaron rodgers and Rob Schneider.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Chappelle's Attacker Gets 270 Days
The man who was charged with assaulting Dave Chappelle on stage received a 9 month sentence after taking a plea deal.
And Chris Rock’s attacker is on red carpets and getting paid.
Read more at TMZ
Nice Scroat Coat Kendall Jenner
Kendall Jenner showed off her new $8000 puffy coat and quickly became a laughing stock as everyone noticed the coat’s strange resemblance to a scrotum.
Foreshadow??????
CNN Cancels Stanley Tucci's Travel Show
Stanley Tucci’s beloved “Searching For Italy” series has been cancelled at CNN but he’s already said he will be shopping the show around to other networks.
Stanley Tucci, it may be time to start paying for your own vacations.
Read more at THR
Sarah Michelle Gellar Says Buffy Set Was Toxic AF
“For so long, I was on a set that I think was known for being an extremely toxic male set, and so that was ingrained in my head that that was what all sets were like, and that women were pitted against each other — that if women became friends, then we became too powerful, so you had to keep that down,” she said.
In other news, Sarah Michelle Gellar has a bit of a reputation as a toxic female.
The Cut Asks: Did Daphne and Ethan Bang?
The website The Cut did a deep investigation of the White Lotus question everyone’s asking- when Daphne took Ethan over to that island, did she fuck his brains out?
The obvious answer and the only answer is yes. They did.
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TRENDING & VIRAL
Elon Banning Journalists Left And Right On Twitter
Elon has gone on a journalist Twitter banning spree on accounts that were bringing up his shadowbanning of the user who tracked his private jet. It’s like he has nothing else better to do.
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