Tuesday December 6 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at December 6, 2022

TUESDAY 12.6

NEWS STORIES

Watch Rudy Two Watch Realize He Put on Two Watches That Day

A video released today shows Rudy Giuliani testifying during his disciplinary hearing. After the hearing paused for a break Rudy- unaware the cameras were still live– looks at his wrist, and said “do you know I have two watches on?”

You have two watches on and you still don’t know what time it is.

Who Turned the Lights Out in North Carolina?

Authorities are blaming “intentional vandalism” for a power outage that left 40,000 people without power in North Carolina this weekend. The mass blackout occurred after two power stations were knocked out by an unknown shooter.

Damn! And North Carolina just got power ten years ago.

This Gold Card Gets You Free McDonalds For 50 Years

McDonalds is offering up the chance to join a very exclusive club of people who have a golden arches gold card entitling the holder to free McDonalds food. The grand prize winner of a new contest will receive the iconic McGold Card, which entitles them to two McDonald’s meals per week for life.

If you get free McDonald’s for life you won’t have it that long.

Good Morning America 3 Finally Gets Ratings

The third hour of Good Morning America saw a 20% surge in viewership after the news dropped that the two anchors are romantically involved.

And then ABC yanked them off the air just when it started getting interesting.

Facebook Sez They'll Remove All News Off Their Platform If New Bill Passes In Congress

If Congress passes the Journalism Competition and Preservation Act, by adding it to a forthcoming Defense bill, Facebook says it’ll be forced to remove all news from their platform. But what about the killer memes?

Alameda Ex-CEO Spotted In NYC

Caroline, the Bankman’s ex and the former CEO of Alameda, has been spotted grabbing a coffee in NYC. At least she wasn’t at a Dunkies.

NYPD Officer Who Got Fired For Giving Lapdance Now Clussy Model

The NYPD Officer who got fired for giving her boss a lapdance at a Christmas party released a Clussy photoshoot on IG. Some people just want to watch the world coom.

SPORTS

Brian Cashman Gets Four More Years With The Yankees

For not winning a World Series in nearly 20 years the Yankees have rewarded Brian Cashman with another four year contract. It’s the Yankee Way.

Kyrie Seems Cool With Nike Dumping Him

A Nike spokesperson said “Kyrie Irving is no longer a Nike athlete,” converting the suspension of his sponsorship with the company to an outright ouster. Kyrie responded to the news saying, “There’s Nothing More Priceless Than Being Free.”

You nailed it. You were getting a price. Now you are free. Free of money from Nike. #priceless.

Deion Sanders Gives First Speech as Colorado HC, Tells Kids to Transfer

In his first speech as head coach of the football team at U of Colorado, Sanders said “We got a few positions already taken care of because I’m bringing my luggage with me, and its Louis.” He later said, “I’m coming, and when I get here, it’s gonna be change,” Sanders continued. “So I want y’all to get ready to go ahead and jump in that portal, and do whatever you gonna get because more of you jump in, the more room you’re gonna make cause we bring kids that are smart.”

Looks like Deion attended an Elon musk management training seminar.

Which World Cup Players Have the Strangest Tats?

The post took a look at the tattoos of the World Cup players, and some of it gets weird.

If we could make one recommendation, it’s skin yourself.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Joey Chestnut Lost!

Internationally renowned eating champion Joey Chestnut lost the shrimp cocktail eating contest in Indianapolis for the first time in eight years, losing to Geoffrey Esper.

Pat?

Julia Roberts Dazzles in Her George Clooney Dress

Roberts attended the Kennedy Center Honors wearing a dress plastered with portraits of George Clooney

Next to her, was Monica Lewinsky with Bill Clinton all over her dress.

Breakfast Club Girls Reunion!

Ally Sheedy and Molly Ringwald , who starred as the Princess and the Freak (aka Allison and Claire) in The Breakfast Club were very excited to get together recently. The two met up for dinner at NYC’s Cafe Luxembourg and posted on Instagram.

Ally Sheedy is still the hot one.

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott Back Never Learn

The couple is being accused of taking two separate jets from Miami to Cali this week, at the same time. You may remember the public outcry over their wasteful use of private jets last summer– well so did social media which erupted again after the twin flights came to light on Monday.

Change is really difficult. Especially when you dont give a fuck.

Jesse James Wife Announces Divorce and Calls it Off One Day Later

Porn star Bonnie Rotten says she regrets her decision to accuse her husband Jesse James of cheating on her and then filing divorce papers. So she’s rescinding them. “I would like to have peace in this time as I work on my relationship with my husband. There’s nothing more to it,” she said saying she will be focusing on having a healthy pregnancy.”

James apologized to his wife on his Instagram writing “I’m sorry we got into a fight. I’m sorry I called you a ‘retard’ when we were fighting,” he wrote. “I know that just made you more mad, and didn’t do anything to make the situation better. It was out of line and childish and immature. I’m sorry I did that.” He added, “Please know. I’ve never thought about cheating on you. I’ve never tried to cheat on you. I’ve never had the urge to cheat on you. You are the only one I want, forever.”

James cheated on his first wife, Sandra Bullock, in 2010.

Once an outlaw, always an outlaw.

Trailer Alert: You People

The Kenya Barris comedy stars Jonah Hill, Eddie Murphy, Nia Long, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and David Duchovny

Looks like Jonah gets woke and then eats a giant breakfast.

VIRAL & TRENDING

The Original Voices From Frosty the Snowman Were Too Weird, So They Were Replaced One Year Later

Boing Boing resurrected the original voices of the kids in the Christmas Children’s Classic, Frosty the snowman. The voices of the children were performed by June Foray and Paul Frees but were dubbed over a year later, apparently to make the kids sound more like kids.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Rolling Stone Identifies the 50 Worst Decisions in Music History

Jerry Lee Lewis and the Rolling Stones top the list of the fifty worst choices in the history of the music business.

The real #1 should have been “Rolling Stone makes the decision to put out more lists than Buzzfeed.”