Here’s something to be happy about. A depressed cat named “Fishtopher” has a new forever home.

It was adopted after being left in a wheel well.

Read more at NY Post.

Actor Yano Anaya who played Grover in the movie was taking selfies outside the film famous house, when the homeowner chased him away calling him a piece of shit.

Okay boomer.

Read more at TMZ

It’s come out that FTX owned a shady tiny bank in the middle of the country that had one customer and three employees. Up until this final financial quarter when $80 million got deposited into it. Nothing to see here! Just move along please!

Read more on Twitter and the NYT.

The FTX story just gets wilder.

Earlier this year, SBF invested $11.5m in Farmington State Bank in Washington St. (nearly double the bank’s value).

It’s the 26th smallest bank in the US. It serves a town of 146 people. Has only 3 employees. And looks like my parent’s garage. pic.twitter.com/G1HiUwcTQy

— Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) November 25, 2022

Google, Delta and IBM have reduced college requirements for a number of their positions. So all that charity work you did for frat was for nothing now.

Read more at WSJ.

Black Friday was a big success, with over $9 billion being spent. Cyber Monday looks like an asshole right now.

Read more at CNBC.

Odell Beckham Junior was removed from a plane in Miami for refusing to comply with safety protocol on the LA-bound flight. “He appeared to be coming in and out of consciousness, prior to their departure,” a police statement read. “Fearing that Mr. Beckham was seriously ill, and that his condition would worsen through the expected 5 hour flight, the attendants called for police and fire rescue.” Beckham refused to exit the plane when officers asked, so they had to remove all passengers from the plane after which he agreed to leave the aircraft. Beckham said he fell asleep while the flight was delayed and next thing he knew he was being asked to leave the plane. “The overzealous flight attendant refused to simply allow Mr. Beckham to fasten his seatbelt and proceed with the flight and instead immediately removed everyone from the plane,” his rep said. “At no time was Mr. Beckham disruptive or combative.”

Looks like somebody is getting ready to be a Dallas Cowboy.

Read more at CNN

OBJ was escorted by cops to the ticketing area of the airport, I’m told.

Video from @TheMalibuArtist pic.twitter.com/zHZRw10jhD

— Andy Slater (@AndySlater) November 27, 2022

A skunk spotted in the stands at the Browns game.

Normally it just stinks on the field.

There’s a skunk in the stands in Cleveland. 🦨pic.twitter.com/Sh3Nvpe2bC

— Ross Tucker (@RossTuckerNFL) November 27, 2022

Commanders fans were excited for a memorial to Sean Taylor to be unveiled today, but when the drape was lifted, disappointment was evident. Fans and friends expected more than a wire figure with a uniform bearing Taylor’s number and said they didn’t even bother to include his trademark traits.

Everyone would much rather see a Dan Snyder memorial.

Read more at Yahoo

Fucking Florida.

Read more at Barstool

Someone come get the Jaguars mascot 😭
pic.twitter.com/hvdkY30yBD

— PFF (@PFF) November 27, 2022

“I feel bad for the Suns fans because they ain’t even gonna get what you all probably deserve until… probably until you change the mascot,” Odom said. “Gorillas, in the desert, you can’t find any. You could probably find a cactus.”

That’s racist.

Read more at outkick

The only option here is for the Broncos head coach to bench Russ, and then he can get fired immediately.

Watch on Twitter.

Denver's defense appears to have had enough of Russell Wilson 😳pic.twitter.com/G40ST5z0vL

— Action Network (@ActionNetworkHQ) November 27, 2022

Hey Kyler – we all could tell your schemes are fucked for the past three seasons.

Watch on Twitter.

“Schematically, we were kinda fucked”

Kliff Kingsbury hot seat?
pic.twitter.com/6AW0VNw4Q3

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 28, 2022

Lamar Jackson just lost to the Jaguars. He doesn’t need this shit. Though maybe he shoulda signed that contract last week…

Read on Twitter.

Lamar put this guy in a body bag pic.twitter.com/BzXLJqfquF

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 27, 2022

The material girl showed off a photo of her six kids for Thanksgiving including Lourdes Leon, 26, Rocco Ritchie, 22, David Banda, 17, Chifundo “Mercy” James, 16, and twins Stella and Estere, 10.

Then she drank some blood and got back into her coffin.

Read more at People

Minka Kelly is out on the town with the dude from Imagine Dragons.

Trevor is imagining a cuck chair.

Read more at TMZ

Tom Hanks, Ron Howard, Bobby Flay, and other celebs share their all time favorite Christmas movies, and a lot of the usual suspects show up on the list.

Not one lifetime movie?

Read more at CNN

Kim Kardashian is getting heat for not cutting ties with Balenciaga. The clothing company put out an ad campaign featuring children and BDSM imagery and the internet ain’t happy about it. Can we get Yeezy’s take on this?

Read more at the Daily Mail.

Finally, something less embarrassing than that Sean Taylor statue.

Hat content here:

Brian Robinson said his friend has a “big hat” company. “If you want a big hat, let me know.” pic.twitter.com/KXm3GCJWO1

— Sam Fortier (@Sam4TR) November 27, 2022

Adam Conover- who became famous for the tv series “Adam Ruins Everything” explains why billionaires like Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk and Sam Bankman Fried seem like idiots. Spoiler alert: because they are, and always have been.

Where’s Trump on this list?

Dave Portnoy has been posting his masshole family freakout for 13 years and says its still the most epic.

In Massachusetts, elder abuse still gets laughs

Masshole Thanksgiving Freakout still top 5 vid of all time. Happy thanksgiving everybody pic.twitter.com/O6EIZrYYDf

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) November 24, 2022

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