Wednesday November 23: Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 11.23
NEWS STORIES
Tampax Freaks Out the Internet
The Twitter account for Tampax Tampons decided to get cheeky on Twitter, with a joke tweet, that got a lot of attention. The tweet read “You’re in their DMs. We’re in them. We are not the same.” Some people thought it was funny, but others were outraged complaining that the tweet inappropriately sexualized women. And then there were complaints that the complainers were transphobic assholes.
Nothing more depressing than sliding into a Tampax…….joke.
You're in their DMs. We're in them.
We are not the same.— Tampax US (@Tampax) November 21, 2022
Women Climbing Mayan Temple Get Hit By Assholes Throwing Water Bottles
A crowd of angry locals pelted a young social media influencer with water bottles after the woman climbed an ancient Mayan temple. The pyramid has been off limits to climbers for over a decade.
It’s time to end tourism.
A disrespectful tourist climbs an ancient Mayan pyramid in Mexico and gets booed pic.twitter.com/ZMAnwf0Euo
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) November 21, 2022
Meta Says Zuck Isn't Leaving
Rumors flew around on Tuesday that Mark Zuckerberg was stepping down from Meta in 2023, and the company’s stock price soared. Later on Tuesday Meta released a statement that Mark has no plans to retire in 2023.
And yet…….Now that you guys are hearing it doesn’t it make sense?
The Bankman Spotted In The Bahamas
Sam Bankman was spotted in the Bahamas running down the street. It’s also been found out that his parents have bought over $120 million in real estate in the Bahamas over the years. So real, tangible assets>crypto?
Watch on Twitter.
This is how Sam Bankman-Fried runs and the authorities still haven't managed to catch up with him pic.twitter.com/im5MuvRIwr
— Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA (@GRDecter) November 21, 2022
Who Wants a Robo-Pup!
Scientists in Scotland are working to help humans feel more connected to robotics and to that end, are working on a robot dog named Bot the Dog
I wouldn’t even want my next row boat to be a robot.
SPORTS
Blue Jays Player Names the Worst Cheater in MLB History
Alek Manoah said on sportsnet that the worst cheater in the history of the league is Gerrit Cole.
Bullshit yelled Pete Rose and Mark McGwire.
“Who is the worst cheater in baseball history”
Alek Manoah: Gerrit Cole @Starting9 @short_porch pic.twitter.com/g3D49Xirc7
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 21, 2022
Ronaldo and Man U Are Officially Splitsville
A week after an explosive interview on Piers Morgan’s show with Christian Ronaldo, Man U has finally cut ties and a toxic relationship.
How many careers will Piers Morgan destroy before somebody stops him.
Aaron Judge Takes a Trip to San Fran
Is Aaron Judge talking to the San Francisco Giants? Looks that way.
This would be a Giant mistake.
Aaron Judge is in San Francisco 👀 pic.twitter.com/ACxehPD5ub
— SF Giants on NBCS (@NBCSGiants) November 22, 2022
Brits Go In Search Of Booze In Qatar
A couple of Brits got lost looking for alcohol and ended up at a baller sheik’s house. They’re lucky they weren’t sex trafficked.
The two Everton fans who went looking for beers and ended up in a Sheikhs palace chilling with a lion. 🤣🇶🇦 pic.twitter.com/IvIBDpCOLu
— 𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 (@thecasualultra) November 21, 2022
Whichever Country Wins World Cup Gets All The Beer
Budweiser is going to give all the beer they had on deck to sell at World Cup to whichever country wins. That’s a lot of scuzzy beer to drink.
Has Russell Wilson Thrown More TD's Than He Has Bathrooms In His House This Season?
One man has been tracking how long it will take Russell Wilson to throw more touchdowns than he has bathrooms in his new Colorado home. It hasn’t been going well.
Watch on Twitter.
this poor guy didn’t think he’d still be making these in week 11 pic.twitter.com/MNvbwz6iti
— brittany anne (@bwisner08) November 21, 2022
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Seinfeld Says Award Shows are Horseshit
“Is there anything stupider than an award show? We’re gonna compete. The two movies are gonna compete. What do you mean compete? It’s not two horses, you now, its two movies. How can you say we’re gonna say this one is better? You can’t. It’s fake. It’s horse shit,” Jerry told Dax Shepherd
Is this because you never won one?
Hugh Grant Called Love Actually Psychotic
Emma Thompson described Hugh Grants reaction as they wrapped filming on Love Actually. She recalled that he said ‘Is that the most psychotic thing we’ve ever been in?’
I dunno, Notting Hill was pretty stupid.
Elon Musk Butt Hurt After Trent Reznor Leaves Twitter
Reznor left Twitter and on the way out, complained about Elon Musk’s takeover. Musk took the opportunity to comment, saying”And it turns out that Trent “nine inch nails” Reznor is actually a crybaby”
How does someone go from being Thomas Edison to Donald Trump 2 this fast.
Sinbad Hasn't Walked in Two Years
Two years ago Sinbad had a stroke and there has been no updates since then until now. His family posted an image of Sinbad at rehab working on walking for the first time in two years with a caption asking for support. “Sinbad appreciates all the love and support you have shown him over the last two years. Many of you have asked for updates and if there is anything Sinbad needs or what you can do to help. As a result, the family has created a site where you can keep up to date with his progress and also provide an avenue for those who wish to give. Follow the link in bio.”
His next special is going to be amazing.
Harrison Ford Gets the Fountain of Youth Treatment for Indiana Jones 5
Another Indiana Jones sequel is coming out, and 80 year old Harrison Ford is going to play Indy at age 40, at least in one scene. Deaging technology, and an original Indy jacket will assist with the scene.
His audiences have already mentally regressed to age 11, so this works out fine.
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