When musk telecommuted into a Twitter meeting in Indonesia, he was in the dark and surrounded by a lot of candles.

Hey careful Elon people will start to think you’re weird.

Read more at TMZ

When Jack Poma turned 100 his daughter took him to a Texas strip club to celebrate.

They all helped blow out his candle.

Read more at TMZ

Trump shockingly didn’t show up to his deposition for January 6th. We all know he’s gonna plead the fifth anyway – why not just Zoom in?

Read more at Mediaite.

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Now for the first time Alex smith is popular in DC.

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Are you excited about the win or do you have a new dealer?

All you critics…you criticize all of us in the NFL for losing…When we make moves to Win… you act so righteous! “Who You Crappin’..”. Just Win,Baby!!🏈✌️

— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) November 14, 2022

Sources are saying Man U players are furious after Ronaldo screamed at club manager Erik ten Hag.

Great head game for the World Cup. #goportugal

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Josh McDaniels is safe through at least 2023 – he’s been guaranteed. Derek Carr is on suicide watch.

Read more on Twitter.

Head coach Josh McDaniels has been given assurances by ownership that he will return to coach the Raiders in 2023, according to a team source. @theathletic

— Jeff Howe (@jeffphowe) November 14, 2022

Shaq’s getting his own documentary thats premiering on HBO. Here’s hoping they address the Kobe How Does My Ass Taste? Incident.

Watch via Digg.

Tom Brady’s ex wife is in Costa Rica dining with her kids and Joaquim Valente, her jiu jitsu trainer.

So glad she landed on her feet. Worst sack Brady’s had all year.

Read more at Page Six.

Leno was rushed to the hospital Monday after suffering severe burns. “I got some serious burns from a gasoline fire. I am ok. Just need a week or two to get back on my feet,” he said.

Jay the gas goes IN the car.

Read more at TMZ

https://www.tmz.com/2022/11/14/jay-leno-car-fire-burn-center-serious-injury-cancel-vegas/

Yellowstone (the park) is celebrating its 150th anniversary, so Costner teamed up with Fox Nation for a special, where we’ll watch him hike and read poetry. Yellowstone: One-Fifty premieres on November 20 and consists of four one hour episodes. And Costner will retrace the Hayden expedition.

What are the odds Kevin ended up on Fox? Gotta be 1 in 1.

Read more at mediaite.

Pete and Em, both newly single, were spotted “hanging out” and holding hands and maybe more in Brooklyn.

Ok Pete enough. Just stop.

Read more at buzzfeed news.

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— deuxmoi (@deuxmoiworld) November 13, 2022

The defense has rested at the Danny Masterson trial without a word from the defendant himself. The jury begins deliberations on Tuesday.

Looks like Danny doesn’t have any details to add. The ladies covered it.

Read more at Deadline

Simon Cowell is begging Britney Spears to come work for him again. Any show at all, he’ll even revive one for her.

Wait, this is shocking!! Simon is alive?

Read more at Daily Mail

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Meet Robert Downey Sr in the trailer for a new netflix docuseries about acclaimed director Robert Downey Senior.

Finally senior’s in a movie people will watch.

This kid is on his way to being the next Pete Davidson.

bianca broke my lil mans heart lmaoo pic.twitter.com/Lh1evVXGCv

— zeek 🇬🇭 (@zeek) November 12, 2022

David Dobrik opened up a pizza restaurant and it had a big opening with people sleeping outside to try the pizza. That is – if you wanna call this pizza.

Read more at TMZ.

Doughbrik's Pizza, a venture of popular YouTuber David Dobrik, is now open on the legendary Sunset Strip in West Hollywood. There's a crowd to get in, and the pizza is good. You'll be greeted by a friendly, helpful staff. Come grab a slice or two! pic.twitter.com/IGq1LFHxOD

— SoCal Bites (@SoCalBites) November 14, 2022

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Congrats West Virginia! First, the Germans sing your song and now you’re the fatest state. Nothing but wins this week!

Read more at Fox5.

New research is showing that worldwide sperm counts are down 50% in the last 40 years and the future of humanity could be at stake. The conspiracy heads don’t know whether to blame 5G or the vaccine. Maybe they’ll go with both.

Read more at the Guardian.

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