Kristallnacht aka The Night of the Broken Glass was a massive attack on jews carried out by Nazis on November 10th 1938 ransacking Jewish homes, businesses, synogogues and schools, breaking all the glass with hammers. KFC’s german twitter thought that the anniversary of that night called for chicken, tweeting “It’s memorial day for Kristallnacht! Treat yourself with more tender cheese on your crispy chicken. Now at KFCheese!” They have since apologized, claiming “Due to an error in our system, we sent an incorrect and inappropriate message through our app.”

Yeah. That was an accident. What kind of accident would that be? Accidental naziism?

Read more at mediaite.

The company just reported a $191 billion single day stock market surge, creating a brand new record for the largest single day gain in history

What they do? Bring back the ipod?

Read more at Yahoo.

Elon Musk told Twitter employees during an emergency all hands meeting that he couldn’t rule out filing for bankruptcy next year

That was a fun two weeks. Thanks E.

Read more at Yahoo

A new police probe has been launched to try to solve the cold case from 1996 of Jon Benet Ramsey’s death.

What happened? Did Serial start a podcast?

Read more at NY Post.

US Senator MTG is known for using the wrong words and looking stupid. She’s been mocked in the past for talking about “peach tree” dishes and “gazpacho” police tactics, and today, she tweeted “I’m sure our enemies are quacking in their boots while we are still over here trying to count ballots.”

Ducks are the enemy? What you got against ducks?

I’m sure our enemies are quacking in their boots while we are still over here trying to count ballots.

— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) November 10, 2022

A student at the University of Kentucky is now banned from attending the college or entering campus after she repeatedly called a black student the N word.

But she’s free to go everywhere else in Kentucky

Read more and watch the video at CNN

So now there’s a 30 foot monument to Elon Musk featuring a giant aluminum Elon Musk head on the body of a goat straddling a rocket.

Welcome to the end times.

Read more at daily Star

🔔 | Elon Musk fans spend £528,000 building bizarre 30ft GOAT monument to their hero https://t.co/Ipv6pLCHLh pic.twitter.com/VI4r16qcTX

— LADbible News (@LADbibleUKNews) November 10, 2022

A pod of killer whales spent 45 minutes attacking and ultimately sinking a boat full of fisherman in what appeared to be an organized attack

Insiders say they’re really mad about Brendan Fraser.

Read more at barstool

After the Cardinals loss last month to the Eagles, Arizona safety Budda Baker tried to rally his team. “We need to step the fuck up!” he shouted. “All of us! Step the fuck up! Work harder, fucking recover! Watch more film! I’m tired of losing! It fucking hurts my heart! I’m tired of losing at home!”

If you don’t like losing you shouldn’t be playing for Phoenix. It’s an Arizona tradition.

Read more at mediaite

Cowboys linebacker Micah Parsons has a message for OBJ. Come play for Dallas. “If the guy on the market is talking about he wants to play and he wants to win games, then s—, me too. I want to win it just as bad as you do. If you want to win games, come win games over here. Help us get to that bowl that you want. I want it.”

You know you can just DM dude?

Read more at NFL.com

Tom Brady’s ex wife Giselle Bundchen bought an $11.5 million dollar mansion and its spitting distance from his.

This gives the kids 30 bedrooms to choose from

Read more at page six.

Apparently Harve has been struggling to keep his pants on in court. His attorney says they keep falling down and asked the court for permission to wear suspenders.

Please say yes, judge. Nobody needs to see his reattached dick.

Read more at The Wrap

She told Allure “I’m a little choked up. I feel like it’s dying. There are no more movie stars. There’s no more glamour. Even the Oscar parties used to be so fun.”

Well Brando is dead, Paul Newman is dead. Both Hepburns. Yeah I guess you’re right.

Read more at Variety.

Haggis loses rape suit says the New York Post headline.

Why was he wearing a rape suit? And did you check behind the couch?

Read more at NY Post

He’s not the first to do a live comedy special but he is the first to do a live special on Netflix which isn’t known for live programming. It will air sometime in 2023.

Will Smith says he’ll be there.

Read more at Variety

In an interview with the New York Times, Spielberg said Warner Brothers and HBO Max threw filmmakers under the bus in 2020 when they released a slate of movies on streaming services during the pandemic.

Theaters are almost over dude. Get out of the seventies.

Read more at THR

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