Wednesday November 9: Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 11.9
NEWS STORIES
Powerball Conspiracy Theories
California caused the hold up in the Powerball drawing. Then one single person wins in Los Angeles. Now there are more conspiracies surrounding this than the Las Vegas shooting.
What's The Over/Under On The Facebook/Meta Layoffs?
CNBC says 11,000 people are about to lose their gigs at Meta.
Will they be fired in person or in the metaverse
Maybe if you cut out all the free food constantly you could afford your staff
Day in the life of a $META employee when the stock falls 25% pic.twitter.com/VFjt4phMav
— Sam Ro 📈 (@SamRo) October 28, 2022
Fetterman Gets Big Pop
Fetterman took out Dr. Oz and soaked in the applause.
Now Dr. Oz has to get by on his millions of dollars and will most likely just flip his house in PA.
Watch on Twitter.
Punk on AEW level pop on this one pic.twitter.com/z5vvjKD9On
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) November 9, 2022
Cornell Takes on Frat Parties
All fraternity social events and parties on and off campus have been suspended until further notice after a student was sexually assaulted and four others were drugged at on and off campus frat affiliated events.
Guess double secret probation didn’t solve the problem.
Marco Rubio is Determined to Expose the Truth ... About UFO's
Little Marco wants answered to turn UFO’s to IFOs. He’s sure there’s life out there and we need to get the truth out there.
it can’t be any weirder than everything happening in Miami.
It's Time to Start Analyzing Space Rocks
Astronomers say it’s time to start intercepting space debris and examine the composition to determine if they are all natural space rocks or if they may have constructed alien tech.
Have you checked with Little Marco?
Rick Scott is Coming After Mitch McConnell's Gig
Good luck Rick, the Capitol is loaded with the corpses of people who tried to take on the lead vampire.
SPORTS
Brett Favre Sucks Alert
ESPN reports that Favre is a top investor in drug companies that not only exaggerate the effectiveness of concussion drugs, but also have received funds illegally that were meant for welfare programs
Way to stay on brand Brett.
Brett Favre is a top investor in concussion drug companies that exaggerated the known effectiveness of their drugs while raising money
The companies are alleged to have received more than $2.1 million in Mississippi funds that were for welfarehttps://t.co/Dxv3lSiHZo
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) November 8, 2022
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Jennifer Lopez Compliments Her Husbands Ex Jenn
JLO told Vogue Magazine Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck work really well together as co-parents and had only nice things to say about her hubbys ex wife. This despite that Ben has previously said he felt trapped in that marriage and would still be drinking if he hadn’t gotten out.
So she covers for Ben? Got it.
Who is the Sexiest Man Alive?
If you believe People magazine, it’s Captain America, Chris Evans.
Seriously? He’s not even the sexiest Chris.
Yup, There's More News About Harvey Weinstein's Penis
One of Harvey’s accusers testified that his dick and balls are in worse condition than we’ve heard before. She said it looked like it “had been chopped off and sewn back on.”
You would think he would try to limit who sees it.
Sylvester Stallone: Creed 3 Was a Regretful Mistake
Stallone is trashing Creed 3, saying “That’s a regretful situation because I know what it could have been,” Stallone said of the upcoming franchise installment. “It was taken in a direction that is quite different than I would’ve taken it. It’s a different philosophy – Irwin Winkler’s and Michael B. Jordan’s.” He was quick to point out he’s not EP on the Creed movies.”Ryan Coogler is. Michael B. Jordan is. [Irwin Winkler and Robert Chartoff’s] children are. Not mine. I’m the only one left out.”
Sorry dude, everything since Rocky 2 is a regretful situation.
Kate Moss' Slurry Award Speech
At the Wall Street Journal award ceremony, Moss presented an award, or at least tried to, but she was a bit slurry and stumbly along the way.
Okay she needs to get back with Johnny Depp.
So Ozzy Doesn't Want to Leave America?
Guess Ozzy isn’t fed up with America now. After saying this summer that he and Sharon were moving back to the UK because they had enough of the US of A, the prince of darkness has backtracked. “To be honest with you, if I had my way, I’d stay in America. I’m American now… to be honest with you, I don’t want to go back. Fuck that,” he said.
Ozzy was misunderstood? Can’t imagine how.
Ryan Reynolds Hopes Baby 4 is a Girl
Ry Rey and his wife say they don’t know the sex of their baby, but he’s hoping for daughter #4.
Shut up, you already know it’s a girl.
TRENDING & VIRAL
Trailer Alert: The Whale
If we can’t sit through the trailer how can we possibly make it through the movie.
Yee Haw it's a Texas Catfight
It sure takes Texas a long time to break up a fight.
@mlbfights pic.twitter.com/0wI3vOTrPi
— Andy (@ballinandy24) November 7, 2022
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Celebrate 50 Years of HBO With Variety's List of Best All Time Performances
Variety takes on the challenge of ranking the top 50 performances in the history of HBO original series.
Where’s Jim Norton from Lucky Louie?
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