The famous Vermeer painting, Girl With Pearl Earring was vandalized by climate change protesters this week. A twitter video showed someone trying to glue his head to the painting while another covered the first in red paint.

Man who knew paintings were causing so much pollution! Get em!

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When asked about the reason for her lawsuit against the Church of Scientology, Jane Doe 3 said “It was related to the terror campaign that this criminal organization has put upon me or my family. No matter how many police reports, how many FBI reports we filed, no one would stop them, and they are doing it to this day.

We gotta give Leah Remini her show back

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The angle of Harvey Weinstein’s chair became an issue in the courtroom during his trial this week. Apparently defendants are not allowed to stare at the jury, and Harvey’s chair gave him access to do exactly that, so they moved him.

Who you trying to stink eye, Harve? You’re blind and in a wheelchair.

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Elon’s got Twitter, he’s shitcanned the C-Suite and here are the things he’s also said he would do after acquiring it – make Twitter a “free speech platform”, bring back Trump, get rid of all the bots, make it a “superapp” like WeChat in China, fire 75% of the employees, and make it profitable.

Read more at Vox.

Since September of last year, Meta has lost $700 billion in value and Wall Street is calling it a “train wreck”. Why are they insulting train wrecks like this?

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It’s over, Tom Brady and Giselle filed their paperwork and their divorce is final. Both of these rich and talented beautiful people are single and maybe even ready to mingle.

So far the only hugs Tom got from anyone have been from defensive linemen.

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The first time Maya Rudolph appeared on Letterman she did not have a good experience. Letterman said her name wrong and she was just crushed, embarrassed and humiliated.

Maya you seem like you’re trying to become the next Meghan Markle.

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Earlier this week, the fake news traveled that Jerry Lee Lewis had died, but the news was premature. Now he legend really has died.

Feel bad for his wife. She’s only 15.

Read more at The Guardian

Early this week Kanye West accused QT of stealing the idea for the movie Django Unchained from him. He says he pitched the idea to the director in 2005. Quentin told Jimmy Kimmel this week, “There’s no truth to the idea that Kanye West came up with the idea of Django. And then he told it to me and I go, ‘Hey, wow, that’s a really great idea, let me take Kanye’s idea and make Django Unchained out of it.” OK that didn’t happen,” He clarified where the confusion may have come from. “He [West] did have an idea for a video, and I do think it was for the Gold Digger video, that he would be a slave. And the whole thing was the slave narrative, where he’s the slave, and he’s singing “Gold Digger.” And it was very funny. It was a really, really funny idea.”

Hey QT get in line, we’ve got bigger fish to fry with this guy.

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Smith says after his Oscar incident slapping Chris Rock sent him to a dark place, Floyd Mayweather called him every day for ten straight days to pep talk him and tell him he’s a champ.

Weirdly enough, now Floyd started calling a fake security guard with brass knuckles.

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Renegade Piranha is a dedicated blunt roller for Snoop and on a talk show this week, she claimed he smokes more than 75 to 150 blunts each day. That’s half a pound daily.

Where’s he getting his weed from? 1975?

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What role is Alan most proud of? Well it’s not Cameron Frye from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. He says he’s most proud of playing Connor Roy on Succession for HBO.

Oh? What about when you were a glorified extra in Speed?

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Markle said she felt objectified when she worked as a briefcase model on the game show, and she took plenty of heat from the other women who held the same job. But now Howie Mandel says that Markle’s statements were not inflammatory. “I’ve never really heard anybody complain and I don’t think Meghan is complaining. I think Meghan just said she wanted to do more. It wasn’t fulfilling for her.”

Why does the guy with the glove on his head make more sense than anyone else?

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