The Today showed aired footage taken by commercial airline pilots of UFO’s. The ironic part is that those UFO’s still offer first class seating.

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From skies over Missouri to above the Pacific Ocean, commercial airline pilots have recently captured videos that depict unidentified aerial phenomena across the U.S. @GadiNBC reports on the possible otherworldly sightings. pic.twitter.com/UtI09vt1EN

— TODAY (@TODAYshow) October 21, 2022

Justin Trudeau has put an immediate freeze on the sale, purchase and transfer of handguns in Canada. This will make him more popular with the internet. Not.

Read more at NPR.

New York City is trying to get a casino built, but why bother, there’s already fast action going on down in a park in Chinatown.

I hear the buffet is out of this world.

Read more at NY Post.

'Casino-level gambling': Betting explodes in NYC Chinatown park with thousands on the line https://t.co/6tb1Iu3pbX pic.twitter.com/Dfj6wNgsTu

— New York Post (@nypost) October 22, 2022

Medical professionals in San Dog say they are getting in the neighborhood of 37 patients coming in every day with some kind of weed related illness, with psychosis being the most common.

Sounds like we’re due for a Reefer Madness Reboot.

Read more at NY Post.

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Word is, “Johnson has been assembling a team of investors in recent weeks for a minority slice of the Raiders,” according to B.R.

Great, another magic show in Vegas

Read more at Bleacher Report

Seriously you’re not helping and you’re probably hurting.

ok I thought our fan base was embarrasing YIKES pic.twitter.com/MMNdlH9Kuj

— caleb (@machadomvpszn) October 21, 2022

For nine million you can buy Steph’s house, with a $250k vegetable garden.

This is what never getting a rebound will earn you.

Read more at NY Post

Kim’s 2007 Playboy photo shoot was supposed to be a no nude shoot, but somehow everything came off. The Post obtained some outtakes and shared them.

Could be called a little nude at least.

Read more at NY Post.

Maybe if Ye stopped showing Anna Wintour gangbang videos during Lookbook creative meetings he’d have been able to salvage his relationship with Vogue.

Read more at TMZ.

In a clip posted to TikTok, a Daily Show audience member asked Trevor Noah to explain why there’s beef between him and Kanye West. He answered, “I’ve never beefed with Kanye West. I was concerned about Kanye West.” Noah added that he still listens to the music and still loves the man. “I don’t have beef with a human being who has expressed openly that they’re dealing with a mental health issue. I don’t have beef with that human being,” Noah said. “What I have beef with is us as society not coming together around the person and going like, ‘Hey, maybe this is not the moment to put a microphone in your face so that you just go off saying everything.’ If this is what you want to say when you’re on your medication, then that’s a different story. But because you’ve told us that, I’m not going to sit by and say that.”

You are saying this in a nice way but it still sounds mean.

Read more at Yahoo

Dianne Sawyer interviewed Perry and the trailer clip shows him talking about his massive substance abuse problems. “55 Vicodin a day,” as well as Methadone, Xanax and a full quart of vodka. “At the time, I should have been the toast of the town,” Perry said. Instead, “I was in a dark room meeting nothing but drug dealers, and completely alone.” But he said, Anniston was there for him at the time. “She was the one who reached out the most, you know. I’m really grateful to her for that.”

Then why did it take you 30 years and a burst colon to finally quit?

Read more at Deadline.

Sadie and Sunny will both have roles in Sandler’s next Netflix movie, “You Are So Not Invited To My Bat Mitzvah. They’ll be paid $65k each. If a sequel is made, they’ll make double.

Daddy will be making quite a bit more

Read more at TMZ

Midnights broke the record for most streamed album in a single day.

In other news, John Mayer played in front of a shed in Iowa to old people.

Read more at Variety

According to Chance the Rapper no one from Chicago actually eats deep dish pizza. Can we get Sebastian Maniscalco to confirm this?

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@chancetherapper let us in on a Chicago secret 🍕 New @nappyboyradiopodcast out now!! #nbrp #podcast #chancetherapper

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