The President was caught on a hot mic during a conversation with the Mayor of Fort Meyers, and got caught saying “no one fucks with a Biden.”

Apparently you’ve never seen FOX news. They fuck with you every day.

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Now the woman who says Walker paid for an abortion says they also share a child together. She told The Daily Beast that her chief concern with revealing her name was because she is the mother of one of Walker’s own children and she wanted to protect her family’s privacy as best she could while also coming forward with the truth

Hersch you should have stayed in the imaginary FBI.

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Football season is cancelled at River Valley HS in Yuba California after team members re-enacted a slave auction scenario with black teammates.

Remind us again why we don’t need to teach critical race theory?

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While discussing the Tua situation, Burrow said while he has never suffered what he considers to be long lasting damage from a head injury, he has dealt with concerning issues. “I’ve been hit and forgot the rest of the game before. That’s happened a couple of times. But I’ve never had one where I have headaches for like a week and I have symptoms of concussion after the game. Like I said, I’ve had some where I don’t remember the second half or I don’t remember the entire game or I know that I got a little dizzy at one point. But nothing long-lasting.”

All of us wish we could forget your Super Bowl.

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“Everything’s reactionary anyway,” he said. “So if people want to [give their opinion], whatever. … If I’m spending time thinking about that, let’s say Monday night for five seconds — that’s five seconds that I’m not thinking about all the other things that relate to the team and the upcoming game.

“I fully have way too much respect for the game, for everyone involved, for everybody that’s counting on me that, I mean, I’m actually the anti-T.O. [Terrell Owens]. You know, ‘talk good about me, talk bad about me, just talk about me’ — I’d be cool if no one talked about anything. That’s how I’ve been operating in my whole career. But [I’m] fully expecting that they’re going to have all sorts of opinions because that’s the nature of the beast, that’s what happens when you watch it and are fan of it for your entire life. You see it happen over and over, and nothing I guess in that avenue would really surprise me.”

Well then it’s no fun criticizing you.

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The NFL QB index is out for Week 5, and Patrick Mahomes is at the top of the list. A bit further down you’ll see Geno Smith who is suddenly getting a lot of attention as the new Sehawks QB.

And Russ Wilson is way far down.

Read more at NFL.

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The band released a statement that they would be suspending their tour, because lead singer Chris Martin is suffering from a serious lung infection.

Is there nothing from Goop that could help him?

Read more at Today.

HipHopDX scored an exclusive interview with Fat Joe, who shared the backstory about creating the iconic Lean Back dance

Uh, isn’t this pretty self explanatory?

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Khloe Kardashian was defending her sister Kim’s parenting skills on Instagram, and Kanye saw red, launching into an all caps rant. “You are lying and are liars,” he said on Instagram.

Every once in a while Kanye is correct.

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The Philadelphia Inquirer says everyone still upset about “the slap” has their focus in the wrong place. Instead of talking about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, we should focus on his movie, Emancipation, a provocative film with historical importance.

Interesting. Isn’t Will Smith from Philly?

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A report released this week seems to indicate that Academy voters are not willing to consider backing Will Smith for an Oscar for his new movie, Emancipation. One voter said “Would I vote for Smith? NO F–KING WAY,” Another polled voter replied “Heavy sigh. No chance I would vote for him.” Other responses included “Would I vote for Will Smith? Right after I vote for Trump,” and “F–k him. So, no.”

Do you guys not read the Philadelphia inquirer?

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Congratulations are in order for Hilary Swank and her husband Philip Schneider. On Good Morning America, the 48 year old made the announcement. “This is something that I’ve been wanting for a long time and my next thing is I’m gonna be a mom. And not just of one, but of two. I can’t believe it,”

The twins will be referring to their mom as grandma.

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Joel Haver says its all good, after SNL aired a sketch this weekend that looked a lot like a sketch he posted to YouTube titled “Toilet Paper Bears.” The likeness was pretty striking, but he agreed that parallel thinking or even old fashioned coincidence could have been at work. “When it comes to the Charmin bears thing, there’s a lot of coincidences that would have to line up to make it truly a coincidence, but I don’t think it was malicious. It was either a subconscious borrowing from somebody on their writers’ staff who saw my video, or it was a wild coincidence.”

And that’s why you’re a YouTuber.

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There’s a lot of talk about home runs this week, but Stephen Vogts homer might be the one we love most. During his final at-bat in the MLB, Vogts kids announced his walk to the plate, and he followed up with a home run.

This makes Rudy look like a pile of garbage .

Read more at USA Today.

The Best Bar in the World is in Barcelona according to a new list. Six bars on the list are located in NYC, and two of them are in the top ten.

The one thing all 50 have in common is free hot dogs.

Read more at CNN.