“The Preamble to the Commitment to America,” promises a look at what it means to be American. Only it wasn’t even filmed in America and several scenes that purport to be images of the American experience were filmed in Eastern Europe- specifically Russia and Ukraine.

Yeah you guys are really committed to America. Some Americans should be committed.

Read more at Huffington Post

An MSNBC panel all agreed that no, Lindsay Graham has never seen a vagina. Stephanie Ruhle and her guests couldn’t stop laughing after Judy Gold said “He’s never seen a vagina! He’s never seen a naked woman! And he is telling me?”

Lindsay, best to ignore. You certainly can’t prove them wrong.

Read more at mediaite.

Allen and his media group is suing McDonalds alleging racial discrimination. He believes the company has violated civil rights laws because they don’t advertise with Black-owned media.

Byron wants to be judged by a panel of his comedians.

Read more at CNN

It’s a mystery. Is it the mile high club? Or something scarier? Some suspect a hack job after passengers on multiple American Airlines flights reported hearing moaning, groaning and heavy breathing.

This bitch is haunted.

Read more at LA Times

The weirdest flight ever.
These sounds started over the intercom before takeoff and continued throughout the flight.
They couldn’t stop it, and after landing still had no idea what it was. pic.twitter.com/F8lJlZHJ63

— Emerson Collins (@ActuallyEmerson) September 23, 2022

At the Texas Tribune festival in Austin Texas, Hillary Clinton talked about the crowd at Trump’s Ohio rally. “I remember as a young student trying to figure out, how did people get basically drawn in by Hitler? How did that happen? And I’d watch newsreels, and I’d see this guy standing up there ranting and raving and people shouting and raising their arms. I thought, what’s happened to these people? What do they believe that?” She added, “We saw the rally in Ohio the other night. Trump is ranting and raving for more than an hour, and you have these rows of young men with their arms raised. It’s fair to say we’re in a struggle between autocracy and democracy.”

You were the lady who invented deplorables. Stop helping.

Read more at Mediaite.

Even Team Trump seems to know that the creepy WWG1WGA salute makes his followers look like a bunch of fascists, because they sent their security guys into the crowds to put a stop to it.

You should have just sent Hillary.

Read more at mediaite.

The man in this photo held up 1 finger and told me he meant it as a WWG1WGA sign – and then the security guard in the next photo told him to take it down.

He was furious “thats my Constitutional right!” the man in the crowd told me after I saw that interaction happen. pic.twitter.com/nAb6norcjT

— Lisa Desjardins (@LisaDNews) September 24, 2022

The swifties will be disappointed, but she declined the offer to perform the half time show so she can focus on rerecording her Big Machine albums.

Or….she’s afraid an ex might be QBing one of the teams.

Read more at pitchfork.

He just realized that he was on the other team

Read more at USA Today

Dave Roberts got hype for a second then quickly remembered Pujols isn't on his team anymore pic.twitter.com/Sa89iCfQEE

— Gabe (@PlayoffTanaka_) September 24, 2022

Despite multiple offers, the fan that caught Albert Pujols 700th home run isn’t giving it up. And Pujols is fine with that. “Souvenirs are for the fans. I don’t have any problem if they want to keep it,” Pujols said, per Bill Plunkett of the Orange County Register. “If they want to give it back, that’s great. But at the end of the day, I don’t focus on material stuff.”

Sounds like this one was caught by adult. Where’s the Yankees glam squad.

Read more at CBS Sports

Someone’s been watching Stanman42069

There are some great games this morning but I’m glued to Mizzou/Auburn because @RGIII in the booth is appointment television pic.twitter.com/Uy1A2kkOge

— Nick Lee (@NickLee51) September 24, 2022

The woman who played the iconic Nurse Ratched died this weekend. Louise Fletcher was 88 and was best known for her role opposite Jack Nicholson in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

Well if you’re only known for one movie, make it a good one.

Read more at THR.

Wrestler actor and rapper John Cena just broke the record for most wishes granted through Make a Wish. He has helped make 650 wishes come true for children with critical illnesses.

He could make my wish by quitting the business.

Read more at CNN

“I kept my mouth shut for a really long time about a lot of sexual harassment and intimidation that I received the first two seasons of the show,” she said about a producer who harassed her in the early yers of the hit series Fresh Off the Boat. She said she didn’t want to stain the reputation of the producer, or the show, so she kept it to herself.

I knew there was something about that show I didn’t like.

Read more at Yahoo

According to Salon.com, the new Star Wars series Andor has a very similar political climate to the one we’re living in right now.

Long ago in a galaxy far far away they came up with dull stories.

Read more at salon.

The Big Brother host always turns down hugs from Big Brother contestants departing the house, but on Thursday when the cookout stopped by for a conversation, she hugged them all, leaving fans asking, whats up with that?

Julie Chen Moonves only hugs legends.

Read more at Just Jared

This won’t get much backlash.

It’s never going to end. pic.twitter.com/QjC5FQ9a95

— Brown sugar bae (@Eblovesyoutoo) September 21, 2022

I’ve never seen two bottoms be so aggressive.

Not the island boys beefing pic.twitter.com/p1nmf6OftK

— Hip Hop Moments (@HipHopMoments_) September 22, 2022

everything