Sunday October 2, Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at October 2, 2022

SUNDAY 10.2

NEWS STORIES

Did DeSantis Just Threaten Looters That They'll be Shot By Citizens?

“You can have people you know bringing boats into some of these islands and trying to ransack people’s homes. I can tell you, in the state of Florida, you never know what may be lurking behind somebody’s home, and I would not wanna chance that if I were you, given that we’re a Second Amendment state,” he said at a news conference.

We’re all second amendment states, tough guy.

Is Facebook in a Death Spiral?

CNBC says Facebook stock is in a death spiral, users are abandoning the site, and sales are dropping fast.

Only one thing left for Mark Zuckerberg to do– fight in UFC

NFT Trades Drop 97% in Under a Year

NFT trading volume reached a record high of $17 billion in January and it fell to $466 million by September,

Does anybody want to buy a bored ape?

Elon Musks Texts are Embarrassing

If Elon Musk is a tech genius you can’t tell from his texts. Hundreds of texts from his phone were released during the course of a lawsuit, and…wow.

These texts are like Silicon Valley blew Entourage.

Tesla Debuts Robot That Looks Human-ish

For AI day, Tesla showed off a dancing robot named Optimus that looks a lot like the metal base of a Terminator. Optimus danced for the crowd. “The robot can actually do a lot more than we just showed you,” he said. “We just didn’t want it to fall on its face,” Elon Musk said. The humanoid robot, he said, will sell for about the price of a car, and be available in 2 or 3 years.

Congratulations, you’re only ten years behind Boston Dynamics.

SPORTS

Independent Doctor Who Evaluated Tua Is Fired

The independent doctor who evaluated Tua after the Bills game last Sunday has been fired by the NFLPA. Some of the reasons he was fired were apparently due to him “failing to understand his role” and hostility during the investigation. Sounds like this doctor needs to be put into the concussion protocol.

Chris Wallace Confronts ARod About Why He Cheated

On the Debut episode of Who’s Talking to Chris Wallace, the host asked Alex Rodriguez the big question- why- referring to his use of performance enhancing drugs.

A-Rod also cheated him on an answer.

There's a Photo of Antonio Brown With His Dick Out in a Dubai Pool

Last May, Brown was hanging out naked at the Armani Hotel Dubai pool and was seen bothering a woman. He waved his ass in her face, and flopped his cock around until she swam away..

If he was a woman they would have thrown rocks at him till he died.

Pro Poker Player Accused of Cheating

A big fight broke out at a poker tournament after a woman was accused of cheating using a hidden vibrating device to win the $130k prize.

That’s not what the hidden vibrating device was for.

Cheater at Fishing Competition Outted and Everyones PISSED

Some dudes who have been dominating at fishing competitions were outted as cheaters. They had been winning hundreds of thousands of dollars in prize money, and the crowd was outraged when the deception was discovered.

Hey, maybe those fish swallowed those barbells.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Women Are Lining Up to Slam Marilyn Monroe Movie

Courtney Stodden wants you to boycott Blonde for disrespecting Marilyn Monroe. Emily Ratajkowski is slamming the movie for fetishizing female pain and viewers are calling the movie sexist, cruel and one of the most detestable movies ever made.

How’s about the fact that it just stinks as a movie?

Bella Hadid Walks Runway Topless While Artists Spray Paint Her Body

At the Coperni fashion show during Paris Fashion Week, Bella Hadid walked out in nothing but a thong. As she walked down the runway, three people shot her with spraypaint, and by the time they were finished she was “wearing” a stunning white “dress.”

Next stop, smoke pants.

.Is Roy Wood Jr a Frontrunner to Host The Daily Show?

TMZ says Roy Wood Jr is definitely being considered as a possible replacement for Trevor Noah to host The Daily Show. Sources say he’s a natural replacement, and his rise in popularity makes him a great fit.

What about John Daly? He’s ready to do The Daly Show.

Nick Cannon is a Father For the Tenth Time

Two weeks after his ninth child was born, Nick Cannon announced that he’s a daddy again. Baby ten is named Rise Messiah Cannon.

His kids are just a few years away from being able to play five on five full court.

Bros Opens With Weak Box Office

Billy Eichner’s new movie Bros brought in only $5 million opening weekend with a disastrous $1.84 million opening night, including Thursday previews and Friday sales.

I guess no one was ready for Billy on the Screen.

Smile Beats Expectations Opening Weekend

The horror movie is projected to have a $19 million opening weekend after opening in less than four thousand thaters.

Their ad campaign was better than the movie.

It's October 1 and Billie Joe Armstrong is Awake

Every October 1, a lon of people like to joke that its time to wake up Billie Joe Armstrong. This year Armstrong acknowledged the joke himself with an instagram post on Green Day’s account.

Well, now you’ve ruined all of our fun.

Selena Gomez Slams Fans

Gomez is upset with her fans for attacking Hailey Bieber and she took to social media to let them know to knock it off.

They’re your fans.

Walter Hill Says Woke Ruining Hollywood

But look, you’re giving me a chance to say this: this woke environment, politically correct environment, is a terrible thing. And it hurts. It is death to the arts and it’s death to creativity. There’s no question that there were injustices in the past. Nobody is arguing that point. But how you redress it is how you treat the future.

Oh really? Did woke culture make Another 49 Hours stink?

VIRAL & TRENDING

French TV Show Puts A Buncha People With Weird Laughs In One Room

These are all people Jerry nor George could ever date.

Watch the video via Digg.

https://digg.com/video/french-tv-unusual-laughs

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