“We have a former president of the United States who [went] on national television last night and said ‘I declassified the documents thinking about it. “Imagine all I could have accomplished if I only knew that I didn’t actually have to do it. I just had to think about it — this is a credible candidate for 2024,” he said laughing. “This is a disaster. It’s bad for the country,” he added before going on to call DeSantis the soup of the day, and Newsom a man whose hair is ready to be president.

Countdown to Trump posting a meme of Christie doing a belly flop.

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Ebrahim Raisi made a last minute demand for journalist Christiana Amanpour to wear a head scarf during their interview. When she declined, he walked out. Although she does wear the scarf when she is in Iran, she said she will not comply when in a country that doesn’t require one.

She should have demanded that he wear his boxer shorts.

Read more at CNN

Giuliani owes his ex $235,000 in back alimony, and the judge said pay up or you’re going to lock up.

Is it a defense that your biggest (and only) client doesn’t pay his legal bills?

Read more at NY Post.

In an appearance on FOX, Kushner took some subtle shots at Trump Rival Ron DeSantis, “I personally watch what’s happening and it’s very hard to see at the southern border. I also — we have to remember these are human beings, they’re people,” Kushner said. “So seeing them being used as political pawns one way or the other is very troubling to me.”

Jared Kushner taking shots at DeSantis. That’s what happens when you don’t have a kid he can marry.

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Political commentator Candace Owens believes that the really helpful work Gates is funding to stop the transmission of disease through mosquitoes is actually a cover for a plan make people allergic to real meat so he can control the food economy.

Can we just do one nutty conspiracy story at a time so we can all keep up.

Read more at Mediaite.

LA News anchor Mark Mester didn’t like the way his co-anchor was treated, so he called out his bosses. Live on air. Also with an airplane carrying a message over the station that said We Love You Lynette. He was upset that she hadn’t been allowed to say goodbye on air and wanted to give her a proper signoff. “What the viewers experienced was rude, it was cruel, it was inappropriate, and we are so sorry,” Mester said, choking up. “I also want to say sorry to Lynette Romero because, Lynette, I love you so much. You really are my best friend. You did not deserve what happened to you on Wednesday.” Well the bosses didn’t like that so after suspending him briefly, the station let him go entirely.

If these two don’t sell their movie…

Read more at The Daily Beast

An American Airlines passenger became Irate when he was told he had to wait to get a cup of coffee on a flight. He is now permanently banned from all American Airlines flights.

Strange. Jim never had a second cup of coffee at home.

Read more at NY Post.

The Cowboys HC says if his new young back up QB performs well while Dak Prescott is out, he would welcome a controversy arising about who to play. Odd statements considering Prescott cost him about 300 million.

Jerry is the only owner who could also do a show with the mad dog.

Read more at Dallas Cowboys.

A man seeking to protest climate change seemed to accidentally set his own arm on fire while trying to draw attention to his cause. And he did it right in center court at the Laver Cup Tennis Tournament.

We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning.

Read more at Mediaite.

Now that Robert Sarver is selling the Arizona NBA team, everyone’s asking who could be a potential bidder for the franchise?

I dunno but could we at least do a background check this time?

Read more at Arizona SPorts

Sources close to Lamar say that he is not dating trans model Daniiellè Alexis.

Can we get a list of all the people he’s not dating? Let’s see… with Hillary Clinton, Britney Spears, Wendy Williams, Miley Cyrus…anyone else?
Read more at pinknews.

The long-running game show wants to add a little twist to the game, allowing a contestant who sweeps a category to win a prize. All game play will stay the same, there’s just a bonus that can be won, yet fans are irate at the possibility of modifying any element of the show.

Relax. This is Jeopardy, not an amendment to the constitution.

Read more at NY Post.

A man who was once mentored by Ellen DeGeneres is talking some serious shit. He was 12 when he went mega viral for singing a song, and hit huge fame. Ellen helped steer him through some of that chaos. But now Grayson Chance called his former mentor the most “manipulative”, “self-centered” and “blatantly opportunistic” person he’s ever met.

Ellen is the most popular person that no one likes.

Read more at Page Six

Sly and his almost ex-wife Jennifer Flavin have reportedly put a pause on that whole divorce proceeding that was just happening. They reconciled and are extremely happy.

We apologize for calling her a cunt.

Read more at Page Six

In an interview with the New York Times, the SNL creator said he is not planning to retire, and considers this a year or reinvention.

Interesting to reinvent when you’re also at your expiration date.

Read more at NYT

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