Mediaite collected the corporate tributes to the life and death of the Queen and you can’t help but cringe a bit.

Can a corporation be autistic?

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— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) September 8, 2022

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— Heinz (@HeinzUK) September 8, 2022

Everyone at NFL UK is deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Her Majesty The Queen, Elizabeth II.

Our thoughts and deepest sympathies are with The Royal Family.

We join all those mourning the loss of Her Majesty. pic.twitter.com/6Ht2662ThV

— NFL UK (@NFLUK) September 8, 2022

Cate is the first to hold the title of Princess of Wales since Princess Diana died.

Lets hope she stays out of Paris

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Just to get ideas.

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Now that the Queen has passed a lot of things will change including the national anthem and the currency, which will be phased out and replaced by money bearing Charles face.

We have dead people on our money, whats the big deal?

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“The Crown is a love letter to [the Queen] and I’ve nothing to add for now, just silence and respect,” creator Peter Morgan wrote in a statement to Deadline on Thursday.

Then why stop?

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Everyone wanted a picture with OJ at Thursday nights Rams Bills game.

There truly is no such thing as cancelled.

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People is reporting that Giselle has no plans to attend Tom Brady’s season opener with the Bucs.

Let’s hope she lets him show up

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McCoy witnessed a fight after the Rams Bills game, and gave it his honest assesment: they can’t fight.

Shady acting shady.

Read more at NY Post.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/09/lesean-mccoy-watches-fans-brawl-after-bills-rams-game/

Uh oh, now fights are breaking out in the middle of the street between Rams and Bills fans.. pic.twitter.com/LhoVhcSi7B

— Emmanuel Acho (@EmmanuelAcho) September 9, 2022

Above It All is the name of Dane Cook’s new special which will be available to purchase October 5. “On stage and in the industry, I am always looking for new ways to challenge the traditional and raise the bar, which is why I am thrilled to announce I partnered with Moment on this special,” Cook told Variety in a statement. “‘Above It All’ is about being authentic comedically, controlling my IP and maintaining integrity as a creator. It’s real. It’s elevated. It’s revolutionary. Oh, and it’s the funniest show I’ve ever done.”

It would have to be.

Read more at Variety.

Penny Polar Bear has two mommies, one is a doctor and the other makes spaghetti. The show is getting plenty of praise and yeah, some complaints too because they don’t want their children to have to see gay people.

They’re not gay. They’re just cartoons.

Read more at Newsweek.

https://www.newsweek.com/peppa-pigs-lesbian-polar-bear-couple-brings-celebration-condemnation-twitter-1741196

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The fine people at Gallup set out to find out who are the unhappiest people in the world? No you sad sack, it’s not you, its Afghanistan, Lebanon and Iraq.

People having wars seem pretty unhappy.

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Contrary to popular diet advice, it seems moving your main meal to midday or even morning doesn’t really do much to help you lose weight. It can affect your appetite, but has no effect on metabolic rate.

Did they mention if puking helps?

Read more at The Conversation