Wednesday August 31: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at August 31, 2022

WEDNESDAY 8.31

NEWS STORIES

Floridians Run From Bull at Fair

A bull charged at fairgoers after it broke out of its penn at a Florida Rodeo this weekend sending the audience members running for their lives.

Yet they accept all the bull their Governor throws at them

Pilot Says He'll Stop This Plane Right Here After Mystery Passenger Air Drops Nudes

Airdropping nudes to an entire airplane is becoming trendy but one pilot says he’s not taking that shit and threatened to end the flight.

Yeah, make em get off.

Mickey Dolenz Sues FBI

The last surviving member of the Monkees, Micky Dolenz has sued the FBI because he wants the files from when the J. Edgar Hoover Era FBI was keeping an eye on the group. The government was concerned about anti-Vietnam War messaging at the group’s shows at the time. Part of the file references alleged subliminal messaging: “…During the concert, subliminal messages were depicted on the screen, which … constituted left wing innovations of a political nature…” After finding out a file existed, Dolenz filed a FOIA request under the Freedom of Information Act, but has yet to hear anything back so he has filed a lawsuit.

The FBI believed that the Monkees were falsifying music.

Ann Coulter Says Trumps Done

“You don’t need to suck up to Trump anymore, conservative talk radio hosts, talk TV hosts, Republicans running for office,” she said. “He’s done. He’s over.” she declared.

Didn’t you say the same thing about Jason from the Halloween movies?

TRUMP'S DONE. I explain why.https://t.co/mmPIK2ZIwV

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) August 29, 2022

SPORTS

US Open Fans Grossed Out By Butt Grab

Twitter freaked after a 16 year old tennis player greeted her coach and her dad, and both of them patted her ass.

So that’s how it is in their tournament. Tennis is finally interesting.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Canadian Radio Station Pulls Arcade Fire's Music

After the front man of Arcade Fire got hit with multiple accusations of inappropriate sexual relationships with fans, a Canadian radio station has pulled the bands music. This is gonna mean a lot for spins for Chilliwack

Terrifying Sylvester Stallone Demolition Man Prop Found At Antique Store

An antiquer in Australia was able to buy an old body prop of Sylvester Stallone from Demolition Man for $4k. Sly better get a piece of that, this divorce isn’t going well.

Leo And His Girlfriend Break Up

After four years of dating, Leonardo Dicaprio and Camila Morrone have broken up. Camila is 25 and that has been the max age Leo has dated any women for for…forever. All you ladies 18 to 21 out there, now’s your chance.

Murray is Getting Killed Off on The Goldbergs

Jeff Garlin departed the Goldbergs after HR complaints surfaced and he said he didn’t really give a fuck. So they’re killing off his character and not wasting any time moving on from it. In fact, when The Goldbergs returns for its tenth season, viewers will learn that Murray passed on months ago, dispensing with the need for a funeral, a farewell, or any kind of sentimentality.

Garlin doesn’t have to worry about the Goldbergs killing him off, he has to worry about ring dings killing him off.

Some People Did Not Like Chris Rock's Nicole Brown Simpson Joke

Rock told a stand up audience that he was asked to host the Oscars next year but ceclined because showing up at the award show would be like asking Nicole to go back the restaurant she had her last meal at before being brutally murdered by OJ.

Someone should slap him. You already know he won’t fight back.

Michael Fishman Departs Roseanne Spinoff

The actor who plays DJ Connor has decided not to return to the spinoff series, The Connors for season 5.

DJ, give it one more year, this is the only work you’ll ever get.

Someone Bought Han Solo's Gun for a Million Bucks

The DL-44 Heavy Blaster Pistol used by Harrison Ford as Han Solo sold $1,057,500 at auction.

And that’s why we have the second amendment.

Beverly Hills Cop 4 Started Announcing Its Cast

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Taylour Paige are on board for the fourth BHC, titled Alex Foley.

Can’t wait to see how they’re going to shoehorn Bronson Pinchot into this one.

Amber Heard Disgusted with MTV

She called MTV disgusting for having Johnny Depp descend like an MTV Astronaut hero at the VMAs.

MTV is disgusting but it really has nothing to do with Johnny Depp.

Fan KTFO at Chris Brown Concert

A woman was knocked the fuck out after a fight broke out at a Chris Brown show.Her condition, and what started the fight are both unknown.

Being unconscious is the only way i’d stay at a Chris Brown concert.

TRENDING & VIRAL

Ever Wanted A Sandwich With The Equivalent Of 12 Chicken Wings On It? No? Too Bad.

Wingstop is now selling a sandwich with the meat equivalent of 12 chicken wings on it. If they don’t call it the Chicken Tube, they’re fools.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

More People Smoke Weed Than Cigarettes

More people in the U.S. are now smoking marijuana than cigarettes, according to a Gallup poll.

In other news, more adults are watching cartoons than the news.