Water temperatures are at a record high in NJ at the shore right now when headlines proclaiming ridiculously cold water temps have been dominating beach news for the last month.

Keep an egg in each pocket and you’ll have a nice snack for when you get back to your blanket.

Read more at Philly Inquirer

NASA is preparing to launch Artemis 1, and unmanned test flight to the moon, and CNN says watch parties are popping up all over the country. The 239,000-mile trip to the moon is significantly further than our 200 mile trip to the space station. It kicks off on Thursday morning for launch and will take a few days to reach the moon.

Be honest, there’s only one party and its at Neil deGrasse Tyson’s house.

Read more at CNN

No one knows who paid for billboards that say “Don’t Move to Texas” with a photo of the Uvalde Shooter and a headline “The Texas Dream Died in Uvalde.” But they’ve appeared in several locations in Cali cities.

Nice try Newsome, but this won’t scare anyone who thinks Texas is cool.

Read more at NY Post.

The man who defaulted on a $75 million government loan is offended by college debt relief.
“This isn’t loan forgiveness, it’s a generation of lazy unaccountable uneducated children being covered by hard working debt paying Americans,” he said.

Curt is always schilling bullshit.

Read more at mediaite.

My body my choice? Your loan my responsibility? This isn’t loan forgiveness, it’s a generation of lazy unaccountable uneducated children being covered by hard working debt paying Americans.

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) August 25, 2022

During a live stream event, Kushner said he’s using his free time to get fit because his generation could be the first that will achieve immortality and he wants to be ready and fit so he can live forever.

You’re not going to live forever but Ivanka will make it feel that way.

Read more at mediaite.

Jared Kusher did a live stream for his book, that has an amazing 535 views, where he said he thinks he is going to live forever pic.twitter.com/lM4E8K2R5D

— z3dster (@z3dster) August 25, 2022

Ms. Maxwell owes about $700,000 to her lawyers, and she’s not paying so they’re taking her to court.

She’s making license plates now, so you should be able to get that money in 3023.

Read more at apnews.

Commenters are blaming Daisy Delecroix for wearing a crop top to the supermarket after she shared surveillance video showing that she was groped by a stranger.

No abortion rights and we’re back to victim shaming. Don’t you love living in Gilead?

Read more at NY Post.

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Two teammates made a drunken bet- loser gives the winner oral- and the loser paid off, at a public bar. Their team owner said they will be punished for the act, which was a “breach of our culture and values.”

They both said they can’t wait to be disciplined.

Read more at TMZ

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Nichelle Nichols ashes will board the spaceship Vulcan which is headed to the moon later this year, but she won’t be resting on the lunar surface. Her remains will continue to a graveyard orbit around the sun.

This is Vulcan crazy.

Read more at TMZ

Pesci will star as Davidson’s grandfather in Pete’s new show Bupkis. Edie Falco is already on board to co-star.

Wow! This is gonna be amazing….. until Peacock gets canceled next year.

Read more at Variety

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A new tiktok trend has women applying make up in a grungy, undone, lived in look, you know like after a night out at 4am.

Who doesn’t love the freshly fucked walk of shame look?

Read more at NY Post

Why would we trust Elon for anything anymore?

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