Monday August 8 Daily Links

MONDAY 8.8
NEWS STORIES
Trump Liked Flushing Documents Down The Toilet In The White House
Turns out Donald Trump liked flushing his notes down the toilet of the White House and there are pictures to prove it – he did it so much it caused clogs.
He also shit in his filing cabinet so he was really confused.
Buried Treasure Discovered in Bahamas
A massive cache of buried treasure dating back to the 17th century has been discovered in the Bahamas. The treasure was determined to have originated on a two-deck Spanish galleon which sank on Jan. 4, 1656,
Dammit, I’ve been to the Bahamas, and didn’t find shit.
Fidel Castro's Daughter Gives James Franco the Thumbs Up
The real Alina Fernandez is proud that most of the upcoming indie Alina of Cuba is almost entirely Latino in front of and behind the camera. And she has an opinion on Franco playing her father “James Franco has an obvious physical resemblance with Fidel Castro, besides his skills and charisma,” said Fernández.
Looks like somebody has a crush.
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SPORTS
Angels AA Team Launches Fireworks Into Stadium Crowd
The Angels’ AA team the Trash Pandas screwed up and started launching fireworks into the crowd. This would never happen at a Cyclones game.
Watch on Twitter.
Angels AA affiliate the Rocket City Trash Pandas accidentally launched multiple fireworks into their crowd pic.twitter.com/IF3m9nYuJs
— Bush Leaguer (@BushLeague101) August 6, 2022
Sooners Assistant Coach Resigns After Reading Offensive Term Off Players iPad Aloud
An assistant coach for Oklahoma has resigned after he grabbed a players iPad and read a note aloud off of it that included offensive language. This dude is the Ron Burgandy of assistant football coaches.
Pete Rose and His Cock Shit
Pete Rose managed to let a cock and a shit fly while sounding happy as a clam during the Phillies broadcast.
If this doesn’t get him into the HOF nothing will.
Pete Rose gets in the booth today and horrifies the Phillies announcers by talking about cocks and shit because, well, he’s Pete fucking Rose, man. pic.twitter.com/kVifF4yOob
— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) August 7, 2022
Famous Bobby Bonilla Contract Sold For $180,000
The infamous contract that keeps Bobby Bonilla getting paid, and fuels Bobby Bonilla day just sold at auction for six figures.
You know you’re just buying the paper, you don’t get the contract, right?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
How Did the Batgirl Test Screenings Go?
Everyone wants to know, how bad is Batgirl? How bad does a movie have to be to just throw it in a lock box like the Ark of the Covenant at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark? Well there was one test screening and according to reports it scored about the same as Shazam 2.
Ok so, piece of shit. Got it. Why didn’t you just say so?
Fred Durst Married Again
Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst just took his fourth walk down the aisle.
Why would anyone marry the Woodstock 99 villain? #durstistheworst
Roger Waters Trashes US on CNN Interview
The former Pink Floyd frontman is trashing Biden, praising China and Russia, and taking sides on the Taiwan issue.
Don’t turn us all into David Gilmour.
Federline Says Britney's Sons Don't Want to See Her
“The boys have decided they are not seeing her right now,” K-Fed said. “It’s been a few months since they’ve seen her. They made the decision not to go to her wedding.” It seems the boys are distressed about Brit’s nudity on Instagram. Britney replied that she’s incredibly hurt, and her new hubby takes issue with the implication that she is posing nude on IG. He says all the nudity is just implied.
Is there any family business you guys can keep in the family?
Malcolm Gladwell Unpopular for Slamming Work From Home Policies
The author called out working from home. “It’s not in your best interest to work at home,” he continued. “I know it’s a hassle to come into the office, but if you’re just sitting in your pajamas in your bedroom, is that the work-life you want to live?”
All he’s ever done his whole life is work from home .
Where did he go? The book writing factory all day?
Willie Ames Found True Love With a Fan
Eight is Enough star and former teen dream idol Willie Ames found true love from a fan letter.
They were pen pals for 30 years, and now they’re in love. AND their story is going to be Hallmark movie. “Winnie had started sending me letters when she was just a kid. I used to receive thousands of letters a week. I used to pick letters out of the bag and I would read a couple of them and they’d always put their phone number there. It was always like, ‘Please call me sometime if you ever need a friend.’ And I was thinking, ‘These poor girls. They’re never going to get a phone call from somebody.’ So I thought, ‘I’m going to do it. I’m going to call.’ ” They corresponded for decades and when they finally met, it was love
Looks like he was Dane Cook before there was a Dane Cook.
Drake Picks the All Time GOATs of Rap
There are two GOATs of RAP according to Drake and he’s picking Lil Wayne and Nicki Minhaj.
What does drake know about rap?
VIRAL & TRENDING
YouTuber Makes Larger, Tastier Cheez It
Love Cheez-Its? Now you can make em bigger and tastier at home.
Now there’s no reason to go to the store.
Watch the video via DIgg.
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