The investigation into the fatal shooting on the set of Rust has concluded that there is not way the gun could have fired unless Alec actually pulled the trigger.

You know, like every other gun on planet earth.

Read more at ABC News

Kilmeade had aired an image Thursday night that appeared to show Judge Bruce Reinhart getting a foot rub on a private plane from Ghislane Maxwell. He’s the judge who approved the warrant to search Mar-A-Lago. The image was a photoshop- not Reinhart at all. When Fox started to take a lot of heat about it, instead of apologizing, Kilmead said he just wanted to clarify that the image was fake, and that when he aired it, it was just “in jest.”

If it was a joke, it was a joke on you, dummy.

Read more at Mediaite

It’s been two years since we all coined the phrase, “pulled a Toobin” after Jeffrey Toobin accidentally shared his frank and beans on a work zoom call. Now he announced on Twitter that he’s leaving CNN and working on a new book.

You won’t have Jeffrey Toobin’s penis to kick around anymore.

Read more at AP News

Friends, I’ve decided that, after 20 years, I’m leaving @cnn after my vacation. Was great to spend my last day on air with pals Wolf, Anderson and Don. Love all my former colleagues. Watch for my next book, about the Oklahoma City bombing, coming in 2023 from @simonandschuster

— Jeffrey Toobin (@JeffreyToobin) August 12, 2022

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After testing positive for a topical steroid called Clostebol, Padres player Fernando Tatis tried to claim he accidentally took the drug while attempting to treat ringworm. Soon after a landslide of doctors rushed to say what a load of crap that was.

Maybe the steroid went off by itself?

Read more at Barstool.

Okay, dermatologist speaking here:

1) We do not use Clostebol. We frequently prescribe *Clobetasol*, a potent topical steroid.

2) Clobetasol, which calms down the immune system, makes ringworm much *worse*, and is the absolute last thing we'd use for it. https://t.co/j25mWPByyG

— Rany Jazayerli (@jazayerli) August 13, 2022

Rep Lauren Boebert’s husband got in a shit fuck crazy fight with their neighbors and now you can listen to their bizarre call to 911 and their complaints about the batshit crazy Boeberts.

Lauren is always prepared to keep us entertained.

Read more at NY Post

The Fall Guy was a television series in the 80’s about a stunt double who solved crimes.

If only the fall guy was around on the set of Rust.

Read more at Deadline.

Now that Camila Cabello has moved on, her ex Shawn Mendes thinks he should move on too. She is dating the CEO of dating site Lox Club, so he joined rival dating app, Raya.

Dude you wanna get revenge, go on Grinder.

Read more at Daily Mail.

Stacy, Linda, Spicoli, Brad, and Mr. Hand have been entertaining generations of High School survivors for 40 years.

And in 40 years nobody’s made a high school movie that could beat it.

Read more at THR

Yup, sounds just as shitty live.

South Park the 25th Anniversary Concert recorded live at Red Rocks is premiering now on Comedy Central, exactly 25 years since the series originally premiered on the network. #SouthPark25 pic.twitter.com/yGhSoakSDX

— South Park (@SouthPark) August 14, 2022

What do you expect from a runway that’s covered in Greece.

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