A woman being held hostage was able to get help by sending a message through a GrubHub order after her captor got hungry for an Irish breakfast sandwich at 5am. She slipped a message to the restaurant in the notes section of the order to send the cops, because she was being held against her will.

This would have stopped Paul Haggis in his tracks.

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A bride’s brothers scrambled to try to secretly order their sister a new wedding dress when they made a mistake and buried grandma in the dress. It seems their grandmother wanted to be buried in her wedding dress, and when their mother asked the boys to get the dress out of her closet to bring to the funeral home, she forgot she also was keeping her daughters gown for an upcoming wedding in that same closet. Well the boys had the wrong dress, and grandma had a closed casket so nobody noticed until two weeks after the funeral. The boys tried to reorder the dress on short notice, hoping they could avoid anyone finding out they fucked up.

This is going to be the weirdest dateline episode ever.

Read more at NY Post

Kari Lake says if she’s governor she will defy federal gun laws, and she’s not afraid of the DOJ. What are they going to do? Arrest a sitting governor? she asked.

Yup

Read more at Mediaite

There’s trouble at Pornhub again with allegations that the company was allowing non consensual and underage videos onto the site. Now two top execs, the COO and the CEO of Pornhubs parent company have resigned, and there are surely major changes coming to the site’s protocols.

First Juul, now pornhub. Stanley’s having a rough day.

Read more at marketwatch.

And we thought our public schools were in rough shape.

Read more at mymodernmet.

Ukrainian high school graduates return to their former school in Chernihiv for a yearbook photo-shoot.

Pictures for the grandkids so that they too will know what Russia has done to Ukraine.

🇺🇦 pic.twitter.com/AdUyay3dxS

— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) June 11, 2022

In Ukraine, school graduates make special photo albums to remember their school, classmates, teachers. This album is then shown to everyone for life.

In 2022, the album of graduates from Chernihiv, bombed by Russians but untaken, looks like this

📷Stanislav Senyk pic.twitter.com/4FnLSobEBf

— Euromaidan Press (@EuromaidanPress) June 13, 2022

The prosecution in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial is looking to give her thirty years – her team wants her to just get four – she gets sentenced next week. Unless she trips and falls out of a window first.

Read more at the NY Times.

The OSU Buckeyes say they make around $12.5 million each year with merch branded with THE and they just won a case with the US govt that will allow them to get a trademark on the three letter word on shirts caps and other sports merch.

This is THE stupidest thing i’ve ever heard.

Read more at NBC News

Looks like Triple H will be returning to his job as head of WWE NXT or in some other capacity. All we know is he’s planning to be more visible.

It helps when your wife is the boss

Read more at Forbes

The former sportscaster told Greg Gutfield she felt “absolutely ambushed” after she agreed to go on the Dan La Batard show, after the host started grilling her on her politics.

Don’t worry nobodys really watching.

Read more at SI.com

Michele Tafoya felt "ambushed" by the Dan Le Batard Show pic.twitter.com/XdRGKZlKW5

— Brandon Contes (@BrandonContes) June 20, 2022

14 million viewers watched the Golden State Warriors beat the Celtics, a number that is up 24% from last year’s NBA finals.

Guess things go better without the Bucks.

Read more at NY Post

During a Mets Astros game, a six year old boy was told to steal second. So he tried.

This kid needs a father to teach him baseball.

Read more at NY Post

Legend. https://t.co/XabOZHLjz8 pic.twitter.com/ODeKTditPx

— Houston Astros (@astros) June 22, 2022

American teen track athlete Eriyon Knighton is already breaking some of Usain Bolt’s junior records. Finally something to look forward to at the next Olympics.

This Teen Already Broke Some of Usain Bolt’s Records. He’s Getting Faster.

Hopefully this is the beginning of an ass cleavage trend.

Read more at pagesix.

julia fox out in new york pic.twitter.com/OJldAe1yQH

— julia fox updates (@juliafoxsource) June 22, 2022

Martin Sheen, born Ramon Estevez, said changing his name for the sake of his career is his one regret.

Okay but Martin Estevez never would have been in Apocalypse Now.

Read more at CNN

“No one gives a shit what the stars of Friends have to say about the fucking the world! Okay. Stop making celebrities do podcasts! I’m sure Jason Bateman is a swell guy. No one wants to know what he thinks about anything. He’s a brilliant actor and I love everything he does, but that’s the only capacity that I want him. I do not care what his hot takes are. I think this era of celebrities doing podcasts will ruin it.” he said.

Podcasts are the crypto of show business

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The pop star went on instagram stories to apologize for his two feet. “I had a long talk with both of them, individually, and said, ‘Don’t you ever do that to me again,” he said.

This is much more embarrassing than the bad dance.
Read more at toofab.

LMAOOO I LOVE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE pic.twitter.com/95bWsCJrvi

— mecca (@fentyyikes) June 22, 2022

Netflix has released their new reality show Snowflake Mountain. Where they make a bunch of “snowflakes” rough it in the wild. So it’s the Simple Life with non famous people, got it.

Didn’t know star wars got to Pittsburg already.

Got a request for a Pittsburgh Jedi 😂😂 https://t.co/iGjXokSG3M pic.twitter.com/f7hkG7rz9c

— Billy Gardell (@BillyGardell) June 21, 2022

They still ended up beating the Cincinnati Reds 9-7.

First baseman had the right idea pic.twitter.com/cvk5tEIlXB

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) June 22, 2022

David Dobrik, who amassed billions of views on YouTube, and runs The Vlog Squad, is getting sued by a member claiming Dobrik was responsible for an accident involving a crane that nearly cost Jeff Wittek one of his eyes and multiple skull fractures. So it’s not bb-gun’s we need to worry about, it’s YouTube vlogs.

Read more at the Daily Mail.

More and more of the kids these days are getting so high on weed they’re getting sick. This is what happens when you bring weed nerds into the mix and they ruin it for everyone.

Read more at DNYUZ.