A Georgia election worker revealed that the famous ‘USB Port’ that Giuliani said was proof of a rigged election wasn’t a USB drive at all. The small item passed between a worker and her mother was nothing more than a ginger mint. The false accusations have devastated her life .

If you think that’s bad….later Rudy popped a USB drive in his mouth to fix his awful booze breath.

Read more at mediaite.

Biden has pledged to mandate that the nicotine in cigarettes be lowered significantly to non addicted levels.

Great, does this mean we can go back to smoking again?

Read more at Yahoo.

The problem is, they’re everywhere. Like rats in the NYC subways, lizards are everywhere.

It’s still a great way to meet girls. #iguanacomeovertomyplace?

Read more at Gawker.

Barack and Michelle Obama are leaving Spotify for a new deal with Amazon’s “Audible” audiobook and podcast service.

Any chance there will also be Friday night baseball?

Read more at mediaite.

The board of the social media platform has unanimously agreed to recommend to the company shareholders that they approve Elon Musks $44 billion acquisition attempt.

Of course they approved. They’re thrilled someone wants to pay them a truckload of money for a dying business.

Read more at fox business.

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Rob Grownkowski announced his re-retirement on Instagram Tuesday. Gronk talked about his longtime dream to play for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, thanked all his teammates, and said “I will now be going back into my retirement home, walking away from football again with my head held high knowing I gave it everything I had, good or bad, every time I stepped out on the field.“

Is he going to audible?

Read more at NY Post

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Watson settled 20 of the 24 civil suits pending against him, presumably for big sums of cash. Presumably he’s looking to clear off his court docket so he can start playing football again. But four lawsuits is a still a lot, and even having one open case jeopardizes his football career.

Also, that’s twenty women who settled too early.

Read more at TMZ

The Chicks, formerly known as the Dixie Chicks only played for half an hour at their Indianapolis show and will be postponing upcoming dates. Lead singer Natalie Maines is reportedly having vocal issues.

Thank god it wasn’t political.

Read more at ET Canada.

Emma Thompson is wearing a fatsuit in her upcoming fantasy film Matilda. At least one writer is tired of seeing actors put on fat suits when they want a character to appear ugly and unliked.

When will Hollywood learn that fat suits are the black face of Weight Watchers?

Read more at Metro.Co.Uk

Alcohol?

Read more at pagesix.

The new time setting will allow the series to include the end of World War I as a plot device.

Who had dyslexia?

Read more at Variety

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Sorry kids this isn’t West Virginia.

He asked Riley Curry to marry him 😭
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— Overtime (@overtime) June 21, 2022

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