Saturday July 2, Daily Links

SATURDAY 7.2
NEWS STORIES
Country Singer Shouts Out Womens Rights While Performing on Fox and Friends
Lindsey Ell is a country pop performer who was invited to perform on Fox and Friends outdoor concert series in NYC. Before she went into her song, she said “Thank you so much Fox & Friends!” she opened after being introduced by the Fox & Friends hosts and resident meat smokers, adding “This song goes out to all the women fighting for rights!”
You foxes probably just lost a few friends.
Medal of Freedom Winners Include Simone Biles Megan Rapinoe and Denzel
Biden selected his Medal of Freedom honorees this week, and they were a lot different from Trumps picks. Achievers in many disciplines including celebrities and sports stars were chosen.
Looks like Chelsea Handler got snubbed again. #livingstonhighschool
Hidden Old Burger King Found Behind a Wall at a Delaware Mall
When someone took down a wall at a Wilmington Delaware Mall they found a perfectly preserved Burger King untouched for a few decades just sitting there.
This must be where Harry Potter has lunch every day.
Zuckerberg Cuts Mea Hiring, Wants People To Quit
Mark Zucerkberg announced that Meta is cutting its hiring and says “Part of my hope by raising expectations and having more aggressive goals, and just kind of turning up the heat a little bit, is that I think some of you might decide that this place isn’t for you, and that self-selection is OK with me,”.
Mark, just fire them. Or have your AI HR Department Chatbot fire them, that’s the most humane thing.
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Zion Signs $231 Million Contract Extension With Pelicans
Zion Williamson has just signed a five year extension with the Pelicans that is worth up to $231 million. For that kind of money the Pelicans will get up to 15 games a season out of Zion and that is WORTH it.
Player Gets Mistaken for a Fan at Stanley Cup Victory Parade
A Denver police officer tried to remove Avalanche player Bo Byram from the parade, thinking he was a fan who jumped the barricade. “I play for the team,” he had to tell the cop.
And the indignity of being a pro hockey player continues….
Ja Morant Gets Record Breaker Deal From Memphis Grizzlies
USC and UCLA Join Big 10
USC and UCLA have been approved by Big Ten university presidents to join the conference.
Guess they want a lot more losses on their schedule.
Logan Paul is Going to Summer Slam
Youtuber Logan Paul is set to reignite his feud with veteran wrestler The Miz.
This is starting to look fake.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Jeff Bezos Tooks His Girlfriend to Disneyland
Lauren Sanchez and her beau spent the day with a vIP experience that included a solo ride on Space Mountain– Just Jeff, nobody else.
He liked disneyland so much he bought a few for himself.
Bret Michaels Apologizes for Canceling Show
Michaels had to cancel his Nashville performance due to unforseen medical circumstances. He apologized on instagram. “I was truly fired up to get on stage in the music city and perform, but due to an unknown complication & following hospitalization, it was not possible. I send my deepest apologies for being unable to rock the stage tonight!!!” he continued. “I’m working on being back 100% very soon & hope you rocked hard with my friends Motley Leppard/Joan and Classless Act!!!”
No Poison show is a good show.
R Kelly Got Some More Time and Some More Requirements
Oh shit, looks like 20 years just turned into 30 years in prison and he will have to report for counseling for his sex crimes.
And he’s probably going to have to give up that dream of opening a Toys R Kelly Us
more stories coming soon
While protesting the reversal of Roe v Wade outside the Supreme Court, actor Busy Philips was arrested. She told a reporter, that she was arrested “for equality.”
Now she’s busy trying to get out of jail.
There's A $5K Drink You Can Order At Disney's Star Wars Experience Hotel
So at the new Disney Star Wars experience hotel, there’s a drink that costs $5,000. It’s called The Kaiburr Crystal and its described as “the galaxy’s rarest and [most] valuable cocktail.” The Points Guy said he couldn’t find out what was in the drink, but it is more than just a cocktail, it’s an experience.
Now, apparently no one has ordered it yet so we don’t know what’s in it or why it costs so much but it better include some sort of cosplay Star Wars escort.
There’s a $5,000 ‘Star Wars’ drink on Disney’s new cruise ship — but its contents are a mystery
VIRAL & TRENDING
Orangutan Gets to Second Base With Zoo Visitor
Can’t tell if she’s terrified or amused, but she looks like she’s having fun as an Orangutan gets both hands tight on this visitors tits and he gave her a kiss.
Its all fun and games until he wants to keep em.
Ice Cream Man Trains Someone Elses Dog
This sweet guy gives free cones to his furry friend, so now the dog waits for him to come down the street.
Ok Scraps but if he asks you to get in the van, run.
dog excitedly waits for ice cream truck and gets free cone
(jukin media) pic.twitter.com/VLZGPXcxZh— theworldofdog (@theworldofdog) June 30, 2022
Threesome Leads to Carnival Cruise Brawl
A threesome on a Carnival Cruise led to an hour long brawl because the partner of one of the people in the threesome found out about it and apparently wasn’t invited. They should have been fighting because they were simply stuck on a goddamn cruise.
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