Friday June 10 Daily Links

FRIDAY 6.10
NEWS STORIES
Bob Woodward Audio Book to Include 9 Hours of Trump
“I’m going through, now, nine hours of Trump interviews I did, that were not published, we’re going to put out an audio book, Simon & Schuster, of 9 hours of Trump that we have never heard before, and you see who this man is, what he cares about, the self-focus, the absence of being concerned about the people out there. This is while he was president in 2020. All this, it is an amazing portrait of a man. And Attorney General Garland, Biden — Biden has been, I believe, accurately quoted saying that he thinks Trump should be prosecuted.”
Eh. We get nine hours of Trump talking every day
FBI Arrests Candidate for Governor of Michigan
Ryan Kelly is running for Governor but he’s also been charged with crimes associated with attending the January 6 riot in Washington DC. He was photographed helping another individual bust through a barricade.
This will really help him spike in the polls
Ryan Kelley, the FBI says, was "using his hands to support another rioter who is pulling the metal barricade." https://t.co/5gWRqIRm9P pic.twitter.com/D2ndJUO2q6
— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) June 9, 2022
NASAs New Super Telescope Hit By Space Rock
Our fancy new James Webb Space Telescope has suffered some damage after a larger than expected micrometeoroid hit the damn thing.
They need another telescope so next time they can see this coming.
Two People Fell Into the Chocolate Tank at M&M Mars Factory
Police had to rescue two individuals after they fell into the chocolate tank at a chocolate factory.
Augustus sweetheart, save some room for later!!
SPORTS
Jack Del Rio Fined $100k For January 6th Comments
Ron Rivera released a statement regarding Jack Del Rio’s comments and he’s fined him $100k. Jack woulda been better off sexually assaulting masseuses.
Read Ron Rivera’s statement on Twitter.
— Washington Commanders (@Commanders) June 10, 2022
Davante Adams Sez Derek Carr As Good As Rodgers
Now Aaron Rodgers is gonna have to put together 500 more pages of research to prove his old WR wrong.
Read more on Twitter.
Davante Adams compares Derek Carr to Aaron Rodgers: "As far as talent and ability, it's really similar, if I'm keeping it real." https://t.co/MyM5iE60of pic.twitter.com/SeBBiPmbJR
— Around The NFL (@AroundTheNFL) June 10, 2022
Rangers Fan Banned For Life From MSG For Decking Lightning Fan
A Rangers fan was caught on video decking a lightning fan and he’s facing assault charges and is banned for life from MSG. So at least this guy has one good thing coming his way.
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pic.twitter.com/DOEnPoyj1P— Trent Attyah (@BookitWithTrent) June 10, 2022
LeBron James Wants to Own a Vegas NBA Team
Now that he’s a Billionaire LeBron is looking to spend and spend big. He wants to bring an NBA team to the city of Las Vegas, and he wants to do it soon.
This is the only way Bronny will make the nba
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Rapper Kevin Gates Wants Beyonce To Pee On His Dick
Rapper Kevin Gates raps in a new song:
Don’t know if they into swinging, Beyoncé need to let me hit her/Make her piss all on this dick, respectfully, her body shiver/
Give the man what he wants, Jay-Z.
White Trash Dessert Made Kim Kardashian Horny
Pete Davidson is really showing the Kardashian fam how to slum it. Not only did he take Saint to Walmart, he suggested to Kim that they head on over to Thrifty and pick up some ice cream. It made her DTF.
“One time, Pete was like, ‘Babe, let’s go get some ice cream at Thrifty,’ and I was like, ‘Oh my God, you are making me so f–king horny.’ Rite Aid? Thrifty? It was literally one of the best nights of my life,” she recalled.
This is Kim’s version of camping.
Police Tackle Uninvited Guest at Britney's Wedding
Spears married long time boyfriend Sam Ashgari today, and had a surprise when her first ex husband, Jason Alexander, showed up uninvited. He live streamed his trespass, at least until police tackled him and took him out.
Good news for Britney. Now she wasn’t the craziest person at the wedding.
Rebel Wilson Shares Her Disney Princess GF With the World
Few people are out looking for a Disney Princess for romance, but Rebel Wilson found hers, “I thought I was looking for a Disney Prince… but maybe what I really needed all this time was a Disney Princess #loveislove” she wrote.
Disney princess? Did you find her glass dildo?
Tori Spelling Shamed for FaceTuning
People are upset that Tori used filters on a photograph of her 14 year old daughter who was graduating eight grade.
Shocking that someone would use filters on instagram.
Watch the Trailer for the Hulu MIke Tyson Series
Mike stars Trevante Rhodes.
Get ready! Face tattoos are about to trend.
"Mike," starring Trevante Rhodes as Mike Tyson is set to launch on Hulu on Aug. 25. Here's the trailer: pic.twitter.com/PniNBa6gqf
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) June 8, 2022
VIRAL & TRENDING
Artist Asks Twitter To Help Her Solve a Problem
She tried everything. Soapy water, hot and cold water, oil, shaking, even WD-40 but she can’t get the little ceramic bowl out of the big ceramic bowl.
They’re ceramic. Who cares. Now you have a double bowl.
Twitter, I need your help. I stacked a ceramic bowl into another one while doing dishes and now they are stuck. How do you remove the smaller bowl without breaking both of them?
Why am I so invested? I’ve tried to fix this for 2 days, and I cannot give up now. pic.twitter.com/ONfuw7L9dH
— Chi Nguyễn (@whatchidid) June 6, 2022
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