Tuesday May 31: Daily Links
TUESDAY 5.31
NEWS STORIES
Strawberries Causing Hepatitis A Outbreak?
FreshKampo and HEB strawberries purchased between March 5 and April 25 may be connected to an outbreak of Hep A
Oh come on! Why does this have to happen in season?
Congresswoman Thinks a Petri Dish is a Peach Tree Dish
Marjorie Taylor Green was complaining about government surveillance, she also got in a jab at people who want you to eat fake meat that grows in a Peach Tree Dish.
“They want to know when you’re eating. They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish. So you’ll probably get a little zap inside your body that’ll say ‘No, no, don’t eat a real cheeseburger, you need to eat…the fake meat from Bill Gates.”
I’ll pass on the fake meat but that dish sounds delicious.
Marjorie Taylor Greene says the government is planning to “zap” people inside their bodies if they try to eat a real cheeseburger. pic.twitter.com/gCDHiH5Bsy
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) May 29, 2022
6,000 Plus Flights Cancelled Over the Holiday Weekend
Flight cancellations continue to strand travelers or at least make them really really late and if you want to avoid flying, well, prepare to pay a lot for gas.
It would be okay if just one thing sucked but everything sucks.
Are Orlando Basquiat Paintings Fake?
25 paintings that are part of the Orlando Museum of Art’s “Heroes & Monsters: Jean-Michel Basquiat” exhibition are being investigated by the FBI’s Art Crime Team. The paintings were said to be recovered from a Los Angeles storage unit in 2012.
If they were real they wouldn’t be in Orlando.
Trudeau Announces National Handgun Freeze
The Canadian leader announced, “It will no longer be possible to buy, sell, transfer, or import handguns anywhere in Canada.”
Well don’t we look like douchebags now.
Watch the clip on Twitter.
NOW – PM Trudeau: "It will no longer be possible to buy, sell, transfer, or import handguns anywhere in Canada."pic.twitter.com/rVd5gWgEtq
— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) May 30, 2022
SPORTS
Tony LaRussa Says Protests Good But Never During the National Anthem
The Chicago White Sox manager slammed Gabe Kapler’s decision not to be on the field for the National Anthem until this country gets its shit together. Although he agreed with Kapler’s anger he said, “where I disagree is that the flag and the anthem are not appropriate places to try to voice your objection,” La Russa said.
So you’re all for non-offensive protest?
Dwayne Johnsons Daughter Announcers Her WWE Name
Simone Johnson, whose dad is The Rock, will be known as Ava Raine.
Why isn’t she Stone? Or Pebbles?
The Media Has Broken Jackson Mahomes
Mahomes said the constant media attention is ruining his life. He posted that the hates media/news, and that he feels broken sad and disrespected.
So you feel exactly like the rest of us. Got it.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Rich Vos Cancelled in Canada
American comedian Rich Vos walked enough people from a show in Winnipeg to make the news, after he crowd worked some first nation women with crowd work.
Luckily you can’t get cancelled from landscaping.
Kim and Pete Share some PDA
Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson shared a smooch on Instagram this weekend, their first PDA since they started dating in the fall.
This is your sisters act not yours. Kourtney’s gonna be pissed.
Check Out Bradley Cooper as Leonard Bernstein
Netflix released their first pictures from the set of Maestro showing the first look at Coop as the legendary conductor.
We get it dude you want an Oscar.
From the set of MAESTRO. pic.twitter.com/y3qsYILk6P
— NetflixFilm (@NetflixFilm) May 30, 2022
Harvey Weinstein May Sue Two Prisoners
Harvey Weinstein: My Story is a self published book and was available on Amazon, only Harvey didn’t write it, two other inmates in the same prison with Harvey wrote it.
It’s bad enough you have to worry about being shanked in prison.
Norm Posthumous Special Will Include Remembrances From Famous Comedy Friends
Norm’s 50 minute “special” recorded in his home without an audience will also include an additional 30 minutes of conversation with Dave Chappelle, David Letterman, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Conan O’Brien, and Molly Shannon. Letterman said it wasn’t really standup, without an audience.
Chappell thought there weren’t enough trans jokes.
People Raving About Realistic Dinosaurs on Apple TV's Prehistoric Planet
The consensus is, that the new show presents the most scientifically sound and anatomically accurate dinosaurs ever depicted in film.
I would love this but I’m not 5.
Popstars Regret Taking Fat Cash From Rich Russians for Private Shows
Some musicians, including a member of Guns and Roses, have expressed some bad feelings about taking money to play for the oligarchs.
Why regret? Bert Kreischer made a career out of hanging out with the Russian mob.
Sharna Burgess Says Rumor About Her and Brian Austin Green is BS
Burgess says anyone claiming that she doesn’t live with her boyfriend, Brian Austin Green is just wrong.
You two could live next to me, I wouldn’t know who the hell you were.
Johnny Depp Rocks Out with Jeff Beck
The jury will begin deliberation in the most entertaining trial of the decade, and Depp took some time to get on stage with Jeff Beck in England this Sunday performing covers of John Lennon’s “Isolation,” Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On,” and Jimi Hendrix’s “Little Wing.”
It’s fun to go from being Johnny Depp to nic cage.
TRENDING & VIRAL
SNL Shares Cut for Time Cigarette Sketch
Why do they always cut the better sketches?
Woman Goes Viral After Lying That Her Cooking Is Actually Popeyes
Nobody minds.
Check the pic on Twitter.
Ima be a wife one day 💍 cause I be cooking 🤪🧑🏾🍳 pic.twitter.com/jd4PO0y917
— paris ƒamε 🐲🔥🉐 (@ImFrom_Paris) May 29, 2022
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