Wednesday June 1 : Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at June 1, 2022

TUESDAY 6.1

NEWS STORIES

Elon Musk Wants Everyone Back In The Office

Elon Musk is demanding his executives to work 40 hours a week in office before they can WFH and mocked anyone who did work from home as not wanting to work. If you’re not commuting to and sleeping on a factory floor to make the richest man in the world richer, what are you even doing with your life?

Snipers Aid Minivan Rescue

A Minivan crashed into alligator infested waters in Florida. To save the people in the van, Miami rescuers had to bring in snipers.to protect the dive team.

Why did they have to be snipers? Alligators don’t know if you got a gun.

Uvalde Police And School District No Longer Cooperating With Texas Probe Of Shooting

The Uvalde police and school district is no longer cooperating with the investigation into the recent mass shooting.

So what you’re telling us is they are even more incompetent than we all think already? Great.

Super Telescope to Give Close Look at Super Earths

The James Webb Space Telescope will study two ‘super-Earths’ that are more than 50 light years away. The planets are rocky and slightly larger than our own planet.

What do we gotta do to be a super earth too?

Supreme Court Blocks Texas Law Blocking Social Media From Blocking People

The nation’s highest court has said that for now Texas cannot enforce a law that prohibits social media platforms like Facebook, Instagram and Twitter from blocking content based on viewpoints. The temporary measure will stay in place until such time as other courts have a chance to rule on appeals.

Too late SCOTUS, we already think you’re garbage.

SPORTS

One Vegas Lawyer Thinks The NFL Gruden Lawsuit's Gonna Cost Goodell His Job

One Las Vegas lawyer has looked at the recent decision in the courts that the Gruden/NFL case will NOT go to arbitration and believes this will ultimately cost Roger Goodell his job. Your mouth to God’s ears, buddy.

QB Cut From Team For Smoking a Joint After TD

Jason Stewart used to play in the Fan Controlled Football League with a team called the Zappers, but he’s been cut after he celebrated a touchdown by smoking a joint.

What they didn’t know is hew as on mushrooms at the time

Seahawks Released Video Of Their Draft Room Panic

We can now watch a video of the moment when Kenneth Walker refused to answer the phone when Seattle came calling.

Their draft pick wouldn’t answer them, so they asked their cousin to take them to prom.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

BTS Speaks With Biden

The Korean pop supergroup spoke at the White House to discuss anti-Asian hate crimes, Asian inclusion and diversity. The visit will include a closed door meeting with the President in the Oval Office.

I hope they served BLTs.

Charges Unlikely for Marilyn Manson

TMZ learned that the investigation into Marilyn Mason sexual assault allegations is winding down, and there doesn’t seem to be enough evidence to charge him.

Also unlikely….a career!

Patton Oswalt Says Racial Comics Created Blueprint for Alt Right Edgelords

On a podcast, talking with Al Franken, Oswalt said “We didn’t realize we were actually mapping out a blueprint for a lot of the alt-right people and a lot of the edgelords and a lot of the shit posters to use for them to go ‘I’m just being ironic,’” he continued. “You’re trying to grandfather your shit in and we are partially responsible for doing that.”

Who Patton…who. Name some names.

D.L. Hughley Brutally Snaps Back a Mo'Nique

DL Hughley and Mo’Nique shared a comedy stage this weekend and neither of them were happy about it. She chose to vent during the show, telling the audience “Y’all don’t understand the fight a b–ch had to go through to stand in front of y’all tonight. Y’all don’t understand I was getting ready to walk the f–k up out of here, but I said, ‘I can’t let the people down’.” Hughley responded with a picture of her from Precious on his Instagram. He wrote:

“All you have to do is check the order of names on the ticket stub from last night and you’ll see who’s confused. Against my better judgment, over the objections of my team and 4 other occasions where I said NO, I decided to take a chance and work with Monique. Oprah was the problem, Tyler Perry was the problem, Charlamagne was the problem, Steve Harvey was the problem, Lee Daniels was the problem, Netflix was the problem… Now it’s MY turn. At some point it can’t be everyone else, IT’S YOU!! Apparently, the role you played in PRECIOUS turned out to be an autobiography. I wonder who’s next…”

Just do your set, Precious.

The World Awaits Johnny Depp Amber Heard Verdict While the Jury Deliberates

This is the first trial where the verdict will be the least interesting part.

TRENDING & VIRAL

Will The Next Generation Have Metaverse Kids Instead of Biological Ones?

An AI expert says within 50 years Metaverse babies will be as real as biological ones. Virtual children, which she calls the Tamagotchi generation, will be common.

It’s 10pm do you know where your metakids are?

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Did You Know Mice are Scared of Bananas?

Scientists now know why mice run from the phallic fruit and it has nothing to do with the shape. A compound in nanas is the same chemical produced by pregnant mice that is meant to scare off male mice. It protects the babies.

Why didn’t someone tell Tom that when he got his ass whipped by Jerry.