Sunday June 19, Daily Links
SUNDAY 6.5
NEWS STORIES
Trolls Attack Dan Crenshaw
Remember when republicans wouldn’t insult wounded veteran heroes?
Calling Out Dan Censhaw for being a Globalist Rino @DanCrenshawTX pic.twitter.com/PnddurgOFX
— Alex Stein #99 (@alexstein99) June 18, 2022
Joe Biden Fell Off His Bike
While out for bike ride in Rehoboth, the President fell off a bike, inspiring an avalanche of memes.
He ended up losing two hoagies and a cheesesteak.
The CDC Has Some Advice on How to Avoid Monkey Pox During Sex
Some of the advice doesn’t seem that useful. Have virtual sex, masturbate six feet apart, have sex with your clothes on.
You should also consider not having sex with a Monkey
CDC’s recommendations to avoid getting monkeypox from a sex partner. (“Consider having sex with your clothes on…”) pic.twitter.com/OBAHqnZdUd
— Paulo Trevisani (@ptrevisani) June 18, 2022
Cosby Jury Has to Start Over Again
The Jury in the latest Cosby civil trial was almost done deliberating, but now they have to start over, because one of the jurors is leaving on vacation. An alternate is being brought in to replace him.
This is going to be hilarious in his next special
Trump Merch Store Becomes a Drive Thru
In Easton PA a car drove right through the windows of a Trump Maga Merch Store, Dukes of Hazard style.
They’re still selling merch?
WATCH: Police released video of a car crashing through the front of a Trump store in Easton.
Read more here: https://t.co/qJ6BZT19SS pic.twitter.com/cWvBZBbu6A
— WPRI 12 (@wpri12) June 17, 2022
While Montana Suffers the Governor Heads to Italy
The state of Montana is being overwhelmed with historic levels of flooding, but the Governor is a little busy vacationing in Italy, and his constituents aren’t happy.
Yellowstone writers are taking notes.
nothing here yet
Radio Shack Twitter May Have Been Hacked or Maybe Not
The Twitter Account for Radio Shack got weird, tweeting, “hi now that we finally got your attention, wanna dm us? we’ve got some double AA batteries for your vibrator you pussy.” And ““Fu*k you! Lots of love, The Shack.” There’s also, “What does Circuit City and your girl have in common?They’re both in my DMs calling me Daddy.” and “who else high af rn”
Who knew Radio Shack and Twitter coexisted.
SPORTS
Kevin Durant Handles Trolls
After a troll said Durant’s legacy just died after the NBA finals, he answered,”I been dead since July 4th 2016, but congrats to the dubs and my boy Steezy, a Fillmore legend, man been waitin his whole life for a parade on market st.”
I wish he defended this good in the NBA
I been dead since July 4th 2016, but congrats to the dubs and my boy Steezy, a Fillmore legend, man been waitin his whole life for a parade on market st. https://t.co/LXtyvu7BwB
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) June 17, 2022
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
AI Wrote and Performed an Original Jerry Seinfeld Bit
This is a no brainer because Jerry is AI.
Holy Shit New Material Seinfeld is Real!
Bill Gates Kid is a Bikini Activist
Phoebe Gates went viral with an Instagram Bikini post protesting the Supreme Court’s plan to overturn Roe v Wade. The 19 year old captioned her photo “Bans off our Bodies”
Great! Why stop at bikinis?
Bryan Cranston Not Into Getting High
Cranston said he was “never a big pot guy.”
We know that because you’re still calling it pot.
Martin Lawrence Thinks Eddie Murphy Should Pay For Their Kids Wedding
Why does this feel like comedy incest?
Warner Bros Done With Ezra Millers Flash
Warner Brothers is ditching Ezra Miller from their Flash movies after the latest one is released in 2023. Or Ezra may totally redeem himself between now and then. If anyone can find him.
VIRAL & TRENDING
Is the Personal Brand Dead?
The Atlantic says yes, noting that online trends are moving toward anonymity, fake names, and keeping your personal info to yourself.
Yeah and you should try shutting your blinds too.
Supercut of Every Time Anyone Said Back to the Future in the Back to the Future Movies
I hope they do this with Dead Poets Society next.
Is The Future Of Public Transport?n
One man thinks he’s figured out how to move large groups of people along highways and through cities – just put them in a big disc shaped room that runs on a track that can go up and down. This will be as successful as the HyperLoop.
Watch it via Digg.
The future is coming…pic.twitter.com/BlfwKQdFs0
— Figen (@TheFigen) June 15, 2022
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Poll Says US Supports Charging Trump With a Crime
After seeing the Jan 6 hearings, a new poll has found that Americans want Trump charged with a crime by a 17 point margin.
Nobody’s gonna catch the gingerbread man.
Don't Drink Coffee Before You Shop
A new research study found that drinking a cup of coffee before you go shopping could lead to you spending more money than you planned.
Especially at a Dunkin’ Donuts.
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