A court will decide if Happy the Elephant has standing to file a habeas corpus motion in New York court. Happy is the first elephant to ever pass a self awareness test.

Let’s see if she can get an apartment in the Bronx first .

Read more at ABC News

Mo Brooks refused to back Trump’s claims about the stolen election, so he lost Don’s endorsement. And quickly gained major ground in his primary according to polls.

“Mo Brooks of Alabama made a horrible mistake recently when he went ‘woke’ and stated, referring to the 2020 Presidential Election Scam, ‘Put that behind you, put that behind you,’” Trump said before un-endorsing the candidate

At least now we know what Trump means when he says woke.

Read more at mediaite.

What’s that? When your spouse rage tweets your boss, in this case, Trump, Conway calls it cheating by tweeting.

IF this is cheating, would hate to see what their sex life is like.

Read more at mediaite.

Congressman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is engaged to long time partner Riley Roberts.

Read more at Business Insider

It’s true! Thank you all for the well wishes ☺️ https://t.co/i5cm9awN3S

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) May 19, 2022

A new lawsuit alleges that T Mobile employees downloaded nudes off a customers phone, and some investigation has revealed that it’s happening more than you think.

If your phone breaks, just throw it out. There’s a lot worse than nudes on there.

Read more at NY Post.

When Warriors fans heckled Barkley, he responded saying “If you don’t leave me alone, I’m going to come to your house and f*** your mama!!” It all happened while Charles was covering the Western Conference Finals.

For fucks sake leave him alone. Your mama don’t need that shit.

Read more at TMZ

The Texas A&M head coach called Saban a “narcissist” and says he won’t take his call. He also said “We built him up to be this czar of football. Go dig into his past.”

We don’t even want to dig into his present.

Texas A&M HC Jimbo Fisher just fired back at Nick Saban for saying they "bought" recruits.

Fisher calls Saban a "narcissist" and says he won't take his call.

"We built him up to be this czar of football. Go dig into his past." pic.twitter.com/iG4UQ4BH3I

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) May 19, 2022

The NBA player appearance on Letterman’s Netflix series airs later this month, and he wanted to dispel some myths about marijuana, so he pointed out to Old Man Letterman that he was high for the interview.

That’s nothing, you should see him during games.

Read more at SB Nation

She said that when she and Depp were having a sexual relationship, he was very jealous.

Are we sure this isn’t just a sequel to the Broadway show and movie “Chicago”?

Read more at Vulture.

Pamela is starring as Roxie Hart in Chicago on Broadway for an eight week run, and she misses her dog, so she asked her assistant if she knew anyone that needed a dog walker. And now she’s moonlighting with an Irish Setter named Dash

She’s always done such a great job of taking the puppies out for a walk. We’ve been watching her do it since Baywatch.

Read more at TMZ

https://www.tmz.com/2022/05/19/pamela-anderson-dog-walker-broadway-chicago/

The pop star and her boyfriend A$AP Rocky are proud parents

Read more at People.

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The movie Jaws was filmed in a Martha’s vineyard town called Oak Bluffs and now Jonathan Searle is the new police chief of that town. When Searle was 10 he and his brother played two pranksters in the movie who swam with a cardboard fin causing panic.

You know this sumbitch aint closing that beach for anything.

Read more at NY Post.

7 million people watched this fearless topless mom rush to save her pet that was being attacked by an eagle. She had been breastfeeding at the time and was wearing nothing but a pair of panties.

So that’s how it is in their family.

Read more at CBC

@frankythegoose

We have lost 3 chickens in the last week from what I was told was eagles which I believed hawks were preying on them but watch Frankie (our female goose) get taken. Mama bear mid breast feeding protecting her sweet Frankie. Officially living at a zoo 🦅 #nature #geese #eagle #eagleattack #yyj #victoriabc #eagles #mamabear #geeseofinstagram #eaglesofinstagram #canadasnature #naturechannel

♬ original sound – Mikey

Moms love him. Kids, not so much.

Use the first round pick on him @braves pic.twitter.com/RnX0LXajxc

— Gaurav (@gvedak) May 19, 2022

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