Thieves robbed a Brooklyn church of a pure 18-karat gold tabernacle with jewels worth $2 million dollars and decapitated a statue.

Why does a church need a $2 million dollar relic?

Read more at NY Post.

Paul Pelosi, 82, was arrested under suspicion of a DUI in NAPA County and was released on $5,000 bail.

You try being sober and married to Nancy Pelosi

Read more at ABC 7

In the last five months, Elon Musk’s worth dropped by $46.4 billion, Jeff Bezos by $53.2 billion, and Bill Gates lost about $15.1 billion. Despite the loss, Musk is still the richest person in the world.

And none of them pay taxes.

Read more at Business Insider

The actor, who was born in Uvalde, visited the site of the massacre, meeting with families and community members.

Ww would have been better with Governor McConaughey.

Read more at NBC NEws

This week was a solemn reminder that evil exists in the world, but we will never let it break us. We’ll unite to be an even more powerful reminder that love never fails & together we can change things.

Appreciate Uvalde native Matthew McConaughey helping us heal. #UvaldeUnited pic.twitter.com/2LwZPbuVNX

— Tony Gonzales (@TonyGonzales4TX) May 27, 2022

A climate change activist disguised as an elderly woman in a wheelchair threw a cake at the Mona Lisa. The painting is behind protective glass so it’s fine.

Read more.

A man who disguised himself as an old woman in a wheelchair stood up and threw a cake at the Mona Lisa at Louvre Museum in Paris pic.twitter.com/bC83vAal75

— AuxGod (@AuxGod_) May 29, 2022

He looks like Edna mode from the incredibles https://t.co/NPqy5ldebu

— #1 Arbys Fan Account (@arbysguestwifi) May 29, 2022

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Gabe Kapler who manages the Giants said he won’t take the field during the Anthem until the country effectuates some major changes.

I guess that you wont be out on the field for the anthem ever again.

Read more at TMZ

The all pro former defensive end announced on “I Am Athlete” that he signed with Donda Sports. Donald and his wife are excited about the deal and says he really likes ye. He hasn’t said yet what he’ll be doing with the company long term. “Ain’t nothing in full circle, but we’ve been talking. We got a lot of different things that are planned.”

His first job is to tackle Pete Davidson.

Read more at TMZ.

Forrest Gump Has a Hindi Reboot

Titled, Laal Singh Chaddha, the reboot already has a trailer.

It better not beat the Hindi Pulp Fiction for an Oscar.

Read more at scroll.

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All Star Big Brother competitors Christmas Abbott and Memphis Garrett tied the knot in Savannah Georgia. The two met while playing in a Big Brothers All-Stars season in 2020.

Looks like Christmas came early this year.

Read more at pagesix.

Matthew Morrison, who was a judge on So You Think You Can Dance is leaving the show after failing to follow the rules. “After filming the audition rounds for the show and completing the selection of the 12 finalists, I did not follow competition production protocols, preventing me from being able to judge the competition fairly. I cannot apologize enough to all involved and I will be watching alongside you all on what I know will be one of the best seasons yet.”

Well, guess it’s back to teaching at Arthur Murray.

Read more at foxnews.

A video of a young woman getting beat up has gone viral with many people saying Zendaya is the victim. Her rep had to release a statement saying it is in fact NOT her. Hunter Biden needs her rep ASAP.

Watch the video at TMZ.

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A McDonald’s worker strapped a GoPro on to show what it’s like to work the lunch rush. But can they tell us why the God damn McFlurry machine is always broken?

This is how Trump Ends a speech after reading the names of Uvalde Victims

Sometimes a funny dance can make you forget about 19 dead children.

A speech where Trump read the names of the victims ends like this pic.twitter.com/fQZxrB9OiI

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 27, 2022

This should have to be twenty hours long.

Old Tom Cruise Interview Goes Viral

An old 60 Minutes interview with Tom Cruise has gone viral for his response to the interviewer asking him about his then newly ex-wife Nicole Kidman. You don’t wanna see what’ll happen if anyone brings up Katie Holmes.

Watch the video on Twitter.

No matter what you think of Tom Cruise, this reporter was way out of line. Never interview people like this. It’s gross and he deserved to be called out. The far more fascinating conversations are about their craft. https://t.co/JOCSu4SLhI

— It’s a Fandom Thing Pod (@fandomthingpod) May 28, 2022