An inside source told the NY Post, “Eric has told me repeatedly that he thinks that he has a platform to run for national office, for president in 2024. He has said that repeatedly. He thinks New York is a national platform. He thinks the national party has gotten too far to the left and he thinks he has a platform to win.”

Having succeeded in every possible way in NYC, Eric decides to do for the country what he did for NY.

Read more at NY Post.

A protestor crashed the Cannes film festival topless with her tits painted to say, “Stop Raping Us.” to bring more attention to the war crimes taking place in Ukraine.

Honey you misunderstood what the word Cannes means.

Documents reveal that the Apple Car may not have windows, but just screens, so you could see images of the outside scenery or see visuals of a rollercoster ride, or a day with better weather.

A car with no windows? Perfect for a new thriving market of commute prostitution. Get in early.

Read more at Daily Mail.

A dude poked a hole in a water tower that paid tribute to Johnny Cash so it looked like the Cash mural was taking a piss. Now he’s been arrested and charged with two felonies.

This man’s not a criminal, he needs a Netflix show.

Read more at NME

Is Ted Cruz jealous of Pete Davidson? On his podcast this week he asked how the hell Pete Davidson gets so many hot women, even suggesting that the phrase toxic femininity should apply.

Easy. He’s not an asshole, Ted.

Read more at consequence.com

Some people who bought tickets to see John Mulaney in Ohio were kind of pissed that Chappelle surprised everyone and threw out a few jokes that were allegedly homophobic and or transphobic.

The really embarrassing part was that he stepped on all that anti trans material Mulaney had lined up.

Read more at Variety

New York airports were charging $28 bucks for a Sam Adams and the news of this went viral so much so the state is going to crack down on booze overcharging. Now we’ll all be able to get loaded before a flight in New York without having to take out a loan.

Read more at Barstool.

Due to the war in Ukraine and Ukraine being one of the world’s largest suppliers of wheat, world wheat stores have about 10 weeks left before we’re tapped out. Enjoy bread now everyone, while we have it.

Read more at the Telegraph.

When Trevor Storey hit a grand slam into the stands at Fenway, it went straight for former World Series champion Jonny Gomes. Aaaand he dropped it.

Some things never change

Read more at NY Post.

Former Red Sox Jonny Gomes caught the ball lmao pic.twitter.com/tCoACuAsxn

— Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) May 21, 2022

Soledad O’Brien will sit down with several women who have accused him of Sexual Misconduct. It will be the first interview with the women who allege abuse against the NFL quarterback.

This is going to be Baker Mayfield’s favorite show.

Read more at Mediaite.

This is like a crooked coach refereeing a fight between two crooked coaches.

Read more at Dawg Nation

Riley Keough got a preview of Baz Luhrman’s new movie Elvis, and said the viewing was very emotional. “There’s a lot of family trauma and generational trauma that started around there. It was a very intense experience,” she said.

It has the scariest bathroom scene since psycho.

Read more at Yahoo.

Paramount, Disney, Warner Bros. Discovery, NBC Universal and Fox all showed off their upcoming content to advertisers at the Fall Upfronts this month, and all the focus was on streaming platforms.

When cable companies become obsolete no one will cry for them.

Read more at apnews.

Candace Bushnell is 63, and she’s got herself a 21 year old boy toy.

So she didn’t write Carrie as a fictional version of herself…she’s the Samantha!

Read more at Page Six.

It’s nice when you get to meet the poster on your wall.

Flavor Flav meeting Al Pacino, beautiful stuff pic.twitter.com/9y57L1l4Yu

— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) May 20, 2022

Netflix has a new doc about Jennifer Lopez coming out and the trailer shows Lopez getting very emotional over her failure to grab an Oscar nom for her role in the movie Husters.

You have bags of money, and a big fat juicy ass. let someone else get the Oscar’s.

Read more at Huff Post.

Jackson hasn’t been on SNL in over a decade. He was basically banned from the show after saying Fuck on live TV– not once, but twice. Jackson blamed Kenan Thompson for not cutting him off fast enough. Kenan told Jimmy Fallon this week, “he doubled down and said it again, and I was like, ‘Yo, my man, we got to pay for those.’”

Asking Samuel not to say fuck is like asking a scorpion not to sting..

Read more at The Root.

Dan Link ate a bunch of tomatoes, shit in the woods, and claims the undigested seeds in his poop have grown into tomato plants.

And who says tv sucks.

Read more at TMZ

Kourtney and Travis are getting married at an italian Castle this weekend, but sister Kim Kardashian is going to have to attend solo, because Davidson agreed to actually show up for his very last SNL show.

Ahhh that’s why he finally agreed to show up for work. To get out of a wedding.

Read more at Daily Mail

MTV announced they’re rebooting Jersey Shore with a new cast of kids and the OG cast is none too happy and released a statement trashing the show. Time to take bets on which new cast member is going to go to prison once the show is over.

Read more at TMZ.

All the news is terrible so watch this on a loop until you forget your problems.

Robin Tran finally admitted the real truth about why she came out as Trans in 2015. The timing was connected to Royal Rumble when Robin’s favorite wrestler got eliminated early. “I lost my mind and I cried,” she said. Watch the video for the rest.

Well this is one way to get the rednecks to understand.

After telling a more heartwarming coming out story, I talk about the REAL reason I came out that I leave out of interviews because there’s too much backstory: @bryandanielson (as Daniel Bryan) getting eliminated from the 2015 Royal Rumble! pic.twitter.com/4upSZWVdng

— Robin Tran 🏳️‍⚧️ (@robintran04) May 19, 2022

The pet mantis market is exploding, especially in Italy, a study says.

Is it a pet if it has no idea what you’re saying?

Read more at Study Finds.

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