Tuesday May 3: Daily Links
TUESDAY 5.3
NEWS STORIES
Covid Cases Rising in NYC
Hospitalizations and deaths are staying low but the infection rate is rising, prompting NYC to raise the alert to Yellow.
Patient Zero is believed to reside in a LitPit in Brooklyn.
Alabama Correction Officer Left Jail With an Inmate
There’s a warrant out now for Vicky White, who took off with a prisoner named Casey Cole White, and there’s surely a race to see who gets the movie rights.
Guess its true whites are always helping whites.
Kushner Is Writing a Book About the White House
Jared Kushner has a book coming out in August, titled “Breaking History: A White House Memoir,” about his path from campaign through impeachment and Covid.
This should be one bland read.
Doctors Regrow a Mans Penis on His Arm
Malcolm MacDonald lost his penis because of a blood infection but doctors grew a new one- two inches bigger than the old one- on his arm.
Hope they leave it there.
The man who put his penis back on his arm over six years has finally put it back in place https://t.co/MviIRRtxy7
— NOUFEL (@youishear) May 2, 2022
Republican's Wanna Know Who's The SCOTUS Leak?
Republicans are up in arms trying to figure out who leaked the SCOTUS ruling on Roe V Wade. This is what’s important right now.
SPORTS
Check Out the Fastest Pitch in College Baseball History
Ben Joyce’s threw a pitch that topped 105 mph, which is not only the the fastest pitch in the history of college ball, its also the second fastest pitch in the history of recorded baseball.
This is bad news for Pete Alonzo.
Ben Joyce’s 105.5 MPH pitch, the fastest in college baseball history! pic.twitter.com/9AqwfOragu
— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) May 1, 2022
Sports Illustrated Says Stop Paying Attention to Trevon Bauer Story
The publication says that Bauer is a terrible person accused of horrible acts who shows no concern for anyone. He doesn’t deserve the fame he’s getting, according to the mag.
So, you stop and we’ll stop.
DeAndre Hopkins Suspended For PEDs
The Arizona Cardinal wide receiver will be sitting out six games, over alleged use of performance enhancing drugs.
Who would ever suspect the cardinals of enhancing performance?
Shaq Says He's Quitting Meat
The seven foot superstar told comedian Rip Michaels on the Urban Eats and Treats podcast, that he’s trying to go vegan
Don’t you own 155 Five Guys franchises?
First Woman to Start for Minor League Baseball Team!
Kelsie Whitmore made history today starting for the Staten Island Ferryhawks. She’s the first woman to start in an Atlantic League baseball game.
Hey I thought you had a league of your own?
Gronk Will Join Bucs On One Condition
He wants the team to sign his former teammate, Julian Edelman, who is a free agent.
Trying to get the band back together.
Guardians Star Says $100 Million Is The Same As $200 Million, Stays In Cleveland
Cleveand Guardians star Jose Ramirez chose to take less money to stay in Cleveland.
Yeah, but for $200 mill Jose could buy the entire city of Cleveland, isn’t that worth it?
Jose Ramirez: "Fidelity is very important to me. In Cleveland I have always received very good treatment. Regarding the extension, for me $100M is the same as $200M. There are things that are worth more than money. I feel very happy in this team, that's why I decided to stay."
— Héctor Gómez (@hgomez27) May 2, 2022
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Pete Davidson Got Kim's Kids Initials Tattoo
The new neck tat reads KNSCP which of course stand for Kim, North, Saint, Chicago and Psalm.
Kanye should take this well.
— No Jumper (@nojumper) May 1, 2022
Johnny Depp's Manager Testifies About Depps Big Fat Earnings
Jack Whigham testified that Depp would have been paid $22.5 million if Pirates of the Caribbean 6 had gone forward.
That’s it? The Franchise earned over 1.5 billion.
Drew Barrymore Apologizes For Joking About Depp Heard Trial
On her daytime talk show, Barrymore referred to the trial as a “seven-layer dip of insanity.” She got some bad feedback for making light of their pain, so she went on Instagram to deeply apologize and says this is a teachable moment for her. She really wants to be a good person, she said.
It’s okay Drew. Everyone has been making light of the trial. What is there serious about it?
Axe From Shining Sells at Auction for Six Figures
Jack Torrence’s axe sold for $175,000 at auction, after a bidding war between 12 buyers.
Think there’s 12 guys we need to investigate. Can we at least get a mental health check?
Vice Is About To Sell Itself Off Piece By Piece
Vice is preparing to sell pieces of themselves off and they’re looking for buyers. Just something else Gen X has quit on.
TRENDING & VIRAL
Homophobic Plane Passengers Love Elon Musk
These free speech loving homophobic fliers let those f-bomb flies, and they aren’t happy to be kicked off the airplane. But they are planning to sue other passengers, and they love Elon Musk.
Forget the covid tests its time for IQ tests to get on airplanes. We need to stop making airplanes the greyhounds of the sky.
This couple on a flight were using homophobic slurs, and the woman started praising… wait for it… Elon Musk. A few days ago, I tweeted Elon Musk has become a symbol of hate, and here it is. pic.twitter.com/22u8WEk0Xx
— Christopher Bouzy (@cbouzy) May 2, 2022
School Kids Go Crazy Watching Two Men Kiss
I don’t know how real this is but its better than Hulu.
esse vídeo é capaz de destruir a homofobia pic.twitter.com/S1acmknyfu
— boiola ex alcoólatra (@1alejandro__) October 28, 2021
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