8Chan Admin Ron Watkins denied being Q in his first debate in the GOP primary for Arizona’s second Congressional district. He also got spanked so hard after giving false info, that he had to apologize and say he made a mistake.

Sorry Ron, this audience isn’t as dumb as q-anon.

Read more at mediaite

The question was about military aid to Ukraine. Ron Watkins tries to blame the Keystone Pipeline for the invasion, which elicits a response from Rep. Blackman that leaves Ron with no option but to go “he’s right.”😭 pic.twitter.com/CEnfIz76As

— AZ Right Wing Watch (@az_rww) April 28, 2022

In 1981 a tornado destroyed a Minneapolis suburb and the sound/speakers store there. That store, named Sound of Music.The showroom was wrecked but the storeroom was spared and the owner had a huge warehouse sale to make some cash. He advertised it as the place to get the BEST BUY. A new name and a new concept was born, where all the merch was on the showroom floor, like a supermarket, not kept in the back.

Sound of Music listened to the Sound of Money, and a new star was born out of the wreckage of a tornado.

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Adams has been Rodgers #1 wide receiver, so Aaron was surprised when the team traded him earlier this year. On the Pat McAfee Show Aaron said he thought that his decision to return to the team for another year would help the team to re sign the WR.

There was no money left dude, you took it all.

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When the Patriots took a third round prospect in the first round, McVay responded with surprise and laughs. He later said he was sorry his reaction was so misunderstood, denying that he was mocking the pick.

Its surprising how bold one ring can make you .

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Suns starter Chris Paul crushed it with a perfect game. He was perfect from the field, from three, and from the line, and had the most playoff points ever without missing as well as the most playoff field goals ever without missing

Enjoy tonight because like every season you’ve had this won’t end well.

Read more at CBS Sports

Chris Paul close out game:

— Perfect from the field
— Perfect from three
— Perfect from the line
— Most playoff points ever without missing
— Most playoff field goals ever without missing

POINT. GOD. pic.twitter.com/oQuu6WGfSA

— StatMuse (@statmuse) April 29, 2022

Whats up doofus?

If this guy doesn’t kill himself, then why did Anthony Bourdain?

This guy remains the biggest doofus in baseball history pic.twitter.com/lMMEod8AJK

— MLB Errors (@mlberrors) April 28, 2022

With an assist from director Peter Jackson, Paul McCartney performed ‘I Got A Feeling’ with John Lennon for the first time in 53 years last night in Spokane.

This is still cooler than any creepy hologram.

Michael Douglas said that Debra Winger lost the co-lead role in ‘Romancing The Stone’ after she bit him after a tequila filled, pre-filming dinner. Douglas said the bite broke through the skin and he broke down in tears when he recalled the incident with director Robert Zemeckis. Kathleen Turner would eventually get the role in the hit 1984 comedy.

Winger thought she was auditioning for Basic Instinct.

Read more at NY Post.

Kim Kardashian Beats Blac Chyna, Part 1

A judge has dismissed Blac Chyna’s defamation case against Kim Kardashian, ruling that Kim made no defamatory statements. The remaining count, alleging that Kim tanked Chyna’s reality show, will go to the jury.

So would the charge be mercy killing?

Read more at TMZ

One crush is sweet, the other is creepy.

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Kim Kardashian’s sex tape partner Ray J says the Kardashian’s Hulu show fabricated the story about Kanye returning the hard drive with the sex tape to Kim. In a comment on an Instagram post, he wrote, “All of this is a lie smh. Can’t let them do this anymore – so untrue.”

This is all just a trick to one up Pete .

Read more at hiphopdx.com.

https://hiphopdx.com/news/id.69924/title.ray-j-accuses-kanye-west-kim-kardashian-of-lying-about-sex-tape

A 26 year old man agreed to drink a liquid containing the bacteria from the shit of infected people. He knew it would make him sick, but he did it anyway, in the interest of furthering modern medicine and in the interest of pocketing 7 grand. he’s participating in a study to test a Shingella vaccine.

Why didn’t you just go to White Castle?

Read more at NY Post.

Tomorrow I am going to be deliberately infected with dysentery and kept in a quarantine facility for 11 days as part of a Phase IIc vaccine clinical trial.

That sounds dark but I assure you I am extremely excited to overshare this journey with everyone. anyways here’s an FAQ

— Jake Eberts (@wokeglobaltimes) April 3, 2022

on a side note this is the ad that got me on Instagram. I appreciate a medical research team that doesn't take itself /too/ seriously pic.twitter.com/mGwDWIjbkE

— Jake Eberts (@wokeglobaltimes) April 4, 2022

In an interview with E News, Handler said therapy gave her the gift of self-awareness. “I would never have been open to dating Jo Koy unless I had had therapy.”

When’s Jo getting his therapy?

Read more at Yahoo.

Watch the hour pilot. This could be the next Bel Air

I give this four zoinks up.

They had 2 million fans but now they want out. Jonathan Saccone Joly and wife Anna Saccone Joly have been making videos with their family for over a decade sharing all their most precious family moments. Then they spent the last week deleting all of that because, they said, the internet is not a safe place.

Took you 12 years to figure this out?

Read more at mediaite.

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