Friday April 22, Daily Links
FRIDAY 4.22
NEWS STORIES
Bill to Take Away Disney Privileges Passes Both Houses
Florida has now voted to officially strip Disney of its tax status and ability to self police.
It’s great to see the government keeping their hands off business.
But wouldn’t it be great to see Disney high tail it to Arizona and just leave FLA with a hole in the ground?
Happy 420 When 500 Pounds of Weed Spill Across the Interstate
A three car accident resulted in a big ass weed spill across a road in Missouri
This could become a great tradition.
You don’t see this everyday, but it is 4/20…
Troopers responded to a crash today on I-70 in Callaway County and found 500 pounds of packaged marijuana scattered around. Luckily, nobody was seriously injured.
Arrest info below:https://t.co/2cvTu9gFBahttps://t.co/0EGqNq5pPJ pic.twitter.com/g51sMpJ0oF
— MSHP Troop F (@MSHPTrooperF) April 21, 2022
Don Junior Will Meet with Jan 6 Committee
DJ has not been subpoenaed but he volunteered to talk with the committee.
Steve Bannon must be feeling like a real horse’s ass.
CNN Dumps Streaming Service Less Than One Month In
Everyone has a streaming arm, even CNN. Or at least they did. CNN+ has barely gotten started, and its already over.
Sure glad nobody left their cushy Fox News job for this.
Bride Busted For Catering Her Wedding With Weed
A Florida bride and her caterer are both in trouble after several people got sick from eating weed=laced foods unknowingly, at the wedding.
Another word for sick is high.
They should have noticed when cheech and chong were on the cake.
Snickers Promises They Haven't Gotten Rid of Their Dick Veins
Some dude on the internet tried to scare everyone into thinking Snickers hd gone “smooth” and that the lines that he called “dick veins” have been removed from the candy bar. Well joke’s on us, because Snickers hasn’t changed, and the company proved it, with a cheeky tweet.
So go back to serving your snickers from a glory hole.
Good news, contrary to what's trending on Twitter… THE VEINS REMAIN! pic.twitter.com/pzfkoYqvyD
— SNICKERS (@SNICKERS) April 19, 2022
Influencer Crashed His Own Plane to Go Viral
The FAA has determined that former olympian Trevor Jacob crashed his own plane to go viral. They took away his license and fined him for the dangerous act.
That’s fine as long as you don’t take away his tiktok.
Victoria's Secret Hires a Boy To Sell Genderless Line
The big secret this month is that Victoria is launching a line of genderless lingere and loungewear through its PINK brand, and they’ve hired their first male model to help sell it.
We finally figured out Victoria’s secret and its a penis.
SPORTS
Antonio Brown's Big Fat Blunt
Looks like somebody’s ready to come back to the NFL.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Aziz Movie Shuts Down Because of Bill Murray
Production on “Being Mortal” has halted. Not a lot is known about the complaint, only that it was filed last week in regard to Bill Murray, and the production is suspended pending a full investigation.
If only this happened to the Garfield movie.
Gilded Age NYC Mansion on Market
For the first time in 40 years, this massive NYC mansion is up for sale. When it last sold, someone got the whole enchilada for about four mill, but now it will set you back $33 million.
French chef not included.
NFL Gets Virtual
Be in the game? You betcha.
in ten years you’ll be actually moving the NFL robots, and Brady will still be in the game.
What Was Amy Schumers Advice to Kim K on Her Monologue?
No sex tape jokes, dump the R. Kelly pee joke, and ixnay on the Khloe’s boyfriend’s sidepiece-ay.
On the flip side, Kim K gave Amy a sweet Kirsten Dunst joke.
Rudy Giuliani Masked Singer Reveal Stunk
The ratings for this episode marked a season low. Nobody cares about you Rudy.
Don’t worry Rudy. Next week they unmasked the subway shooter.
Johnny Depp Did Drugs with Marilyn Manson, Paul Bettany
How’d he leave out Doug Stanhope?
VIRAL & TRENDING
Internet Cant Handle Stephen King Salmon Recuoe
The internet freaked out when Stephen King posted a “recipe” for salmon that involved wrapping it in wet towel and microwaving it. The internet went crazy calling it King’s biggest nightmare.
Back off internet, it’s just steamed. It’s not like he covered it in ketchup.
Dinner: Get a nice salmon filet at the supermarket, not too big.
Put some olive oil and lemon juice on it.
Wrap it in damp paper towels.
Nuke it in the microwave for 3 minutes or so.
Eat it.
Maybe add a salad.— Stephen King (@StephenKing) April 20, 2022
New Trend, Give Your Baby Its Own New Last Name
You don’t have to give a baby the surname of its father, or its mother. You can boldly go forward with a brand new surname for your little one.
So how will we know who the kidnappers are?
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Sorry Intermittent Fasters You've Been Played
A new study finds that there is absolutely no benefit to time restricted eating, also known as intermittent fasting.
So have a cheesesteak before you go to bed a night.
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