The 50 Thou reward for information leading to the capture of the Brooklyn subway shooter is going to be split among five people.

Is one of them the shooter?

Read more at NBC News.

Cuban doesn’t think Musk has any plan to buy Twitter, he’s just dropping bait to make the stock price go up after he bought a ton of it, and then he’ll dump it, leaving the SEC saying WTF.

That’s fine but why drag the rest of us into it

Read more at mediaite.

My conclusion, @elonmusk is fucking with the SEC. His filing w/the SEC allows him to say he wants to take a company private for $54.20 😂
Vs his "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured" Price go up. His shares get sold. Profit⬆️ SEC like WTF just happened.

— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) April 14, 2022

A South Carolina death row inmate is about to be the first person put to death in the state since 2011. He’s chosen to die by firing squad instead of electric chair. He is the first to do so after a law went into effect last year giving inmates the option to select three prison workers with rifles instead of the electric chair .

Finally. South Carolina is pro choice about something.

Read more at The Guardian

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Every kid in little league needs to watch these..

Read more at USA Today.

The wind in Chicago today is something else pic.twitter.com/e9TNeb34nR

— Zach••• (@zachleft) April 14, 2022

Me and the boys trying to hit a parlay pic.twitter.com/JxkV0BUjJt

— Full Slate Podcast (@Full_Slate_Pod) April 14, 2022

LMAO pic.twitter.com/rSYtoYb78m

— White Sox Talk (@NBCSWhiteSox) April 14, 2022

omg this play happened after all that pic.twitter.com/fndo7XYa0K

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) April 14, 2022

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Rosie was pissed at Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes because they were high off their asses and they didn’t follow the plan when it came to her dress. “Because I just said to them, ‘I have a train, just pick it up ’cause they had it set back … fluff it, let it go and let me walk out.’ They said ‘OK.’ And then I see on the playback they were holding it the whole time cracking up, and they were high off their asses,” Perez said.

Wes this was your chance to come back. Why show up high?

Read more at Fox News

There’s been a rumor floating around since 2005 that ScarJo had sex in an elevator with Benicio Del Toro. She shut that shit down on a podcast this week, calling that type of rumor nasty and outrageous.

The new one is that you did it on Staten Island ferry. That’s Nasty

Read more at foxnews.

The woman who played Jerry’s mother on Seinfeld has died, soon after the woman who played George’s mother passed away.

In lieu of flowers, send marble rye.

Read more at TMZ

“Bob loved Gilbert so dearly, they had a special friendship.” She shared a group photo of the two with Norm Macdonald and Jeffrey Ross.

“As he did with everyone in this photo. And sending my love to my wonderful friend Jeff as Gilbert’s loss is beyond painful for him,” Rizzo wrote. “Thinking of Dara his amazing & strong wife right now. Much love & support to his family.”

Seems like God really needed a Friars roast.

Read more at CNN

Bob loved Gilbert so dearly, they had a special friendship. As he did with everyone in this photo. And sending my love to my wonderful friend Jeff as Gilbert’s loss is beyond painful for him. Thinking of Dara his amazing &strong wife right now. Much love & support to his family. pic.twitter.com/P5QLoK9vjc

— Kelly Rizzo (@EatTravelRock) April 13, 2022

Miley and drummer Maxx Morando confirmed that they are dating with a very public kiss that has been described as steamy.

You two could be the earth two White Stripes

Read more at Page Six

It’s the ten year anniversary of the debut of Lena Dunham’s show Girls, and The Daily Beast wants to tell you that she’s a creative genius.

Well, she single handedly killed the hipster trope so there’s that.

Read more at The Daily Beast

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Oh yeah we forgot. Seattle was hot for a while.

Grunge Frasier pic.twitter.com/ZuuvobmYh7

— Jon Blair (@okjonblair) April 14, 2022

Why not trust two people from YouTube?

A new poll says America is in deep conflict over how, and whether sexuality and racism should be taught in school. 50% of parents feel that they don’t have enough to say about what goes on in the classroom, but if you break that down by party, its 68% of republicans who feel that way and only 38% of democratic parents. The Don’t Say Gay bill, and opposition to crticial race theory are at the center of debate about what should be taught in school.

It’s a great American tradition– lying to kids.

Read more at apnews.