A couple from Ontario caught the pizza guy stealing their family furbaby, and they got it on video.

Well maybe they should have paid for their pizza.

This new futuristic tourist trap plans to float you up to the upper atmosphere in style. They’ve already sold 600 tickets and tickets cost six figures, but that price tag comes with wifi and there’s a bar on board. The capsule will take you 20 miles up, considerably lower than some of the other high ticket items.

Seriously? It’s a balloon in space. How can that be luxury? Or even safe? #rememberthehindenberg

Read more at france24.com

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— Space Perspective (@SpacePerspectiv) April 12, 2022

The NYPD called out reporters for Rolling Stone for inaccurate reporting during a crisis. RS had reported “[p]olice error may have allowed the suspect in Tuesday morning’s Brooklyn subway shooting to escape.” But the NYPD alleges there’s nothing backing that statement up.

If they’re wrong about this you know they’re wrong about the new black crows EP

Read more at Mediaite.

Sixty one year old Sean Penn says he’s thinking about taking up arms and fighting Russia for the Ukraine.

We’re supposed to take this seriously coming from a guy who never did smelt his Oscars?

Read more at People.

Wait were you thinking dirty thoughts? That’s on you.

Still, this is the best booty shot of 2022

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— 🍪 (@PadresGeekster) April 11, 2022

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“I can name 50 times that [Smith] should’ve smacked the shit out of somebody and he didn’t,” he said, praising the actor’s restraint.

Dude there ain’t gonna be another reunion show, you don’t need to suck up anymore.

Read more at NY Post

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After eight years of marriage, Wong is divorcing the man who was at least partly responsible for two pregnancies, two babies, and three comedy specials. A good amount of her jokes in her specials centered on her husband and her marriage.

Make sure you tune in for the divorce special.

Read more at People.

Come on! Can we not ruin the news of Ali Wong’s divorce with Wrong Asian racism? pic.twitter.com/87SZ21cVQ7

— 👁 Phil Yu (@angryasianman) April 12, 2022

Come on! Can we not ruin the news of Ali Wong’s divorce with Wrong Asian racism? pic.twitter.com/87SZ21cVQ7

— 👁 Phil Yu (@angryasianman) April 12, 2022

Remember that thumbs up button on your Netflix account and how you couldn’t decide if a movie was good enough to get a thumbs up on your permanent record? Well now you have a double thumbs option for the movies you love, so you can feel better about giving the meh movies a single up.

Oh god, I can’t wait till we get third thumbs!

Read more at design taxi

Pete and Kim Kardashian were seen on a double date with Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez in West Hollywood.

If you’re close enough to double date, then this Bezos guy can get you another seat to space, Pete. Don’t take no for an answer.

Read more at Barstool

“We have grown up together, raised a family we can be so proud of, and it is now time to create our own paths,” the couple said about their divorce.

They thought they’d wait long enough for their kids careers to wane.

Read more at People.

“Honestly, I can’t stand watching ‘The Witch’ now,” Eggers said about his own cult classic film. “It’s not that it’s bad, and the performances are great, but I was not skilled enough as a filmmaker to get what was in my brain onto the screen.”

Finally we’re on the same page about something.

Read more at indiewire.

Judging by the trailer for Season 4, it looks like Stranger Things town of Hawkins is turning into the mouth of hell.

Are they location in Detroit?

This will go great with the hunger games dress. #girlonfire

If this the future of baseball then I’m with it 🔥 (via manny.rosario/TT) pic.twitter.com/zOc9NmvmCL

— Overtime (@overtime) April 11, 2022

Harvard University scientists say that simply breathing generates an immune response that can help fight viruses, and they are using this knowledge to help create new treatments.

It all works well… until you stop breathing.

Read more at StudyFinds