Monday April 11 Daily Links

MONDAY 4.11
NEWS STORIES
Norah O’Donnell Staying with CBS News
There had been rumors of a shakeup with allegations of a bad attitude and low ratings, but CBS went ahead and renewed her contract at least through the next election.
This is shocking! Who knew there was still a CBS news?
Elon Musk Shit Talks Twitter
The billionaire threw 1% of his net worth into Twitter, and then tweets shade. He posted a poll, asking if Twitter would be better without the W, he’s exposing Twitter’s new Blue option as not very useful, and he tweeted, Is Twitter Dying?
You tell us, you just put 2 bill in
Most of these “top” accounts tweet rarely and post very little content.
Is Twitter dying? https://t.co/lj9rRXfDHE
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 9, 2022
Newsmax Bosses Fuming Over April Fools Joke
An anchor for Newsmax played a little prank on April Fools Day, reporting that Russia had surrendered. He interrupted his broadcast with the breaking “news.”
Newsmax CEO was not amused and neither were other employees of the platform.
Oh stop it, you would have loved it if Ashton Kutcher did this.
Wall Street Bros Are Back To Pissing Their Money Away In NYC
With Covid on the downturn, for now, and Wall Street guys returning to the office, they’re now pissing away their cash back at strip joints and overpriced clubs. Thank God since the bottle service industry was hurting for idiots to pay too much for liquor.
Elon Musk Will Not Be Joining The Twitter Board
Elon told the Twitter CEO that he won’t be joining their Board of Directors. Great news for Shiv, Roman and Kendall.
SPORTS
Chris Stanley Sees Steelers QB on Highway Before He Was Killed
Promising Pittsburgh Steelers QB Dwayne Haskins was killed by a dump truck this weekend. He was spotted walking on the highway around 6am by concerned citizen Chris Stanley about 30 minutes before the tragic accident.
This is why you should watch every live from the lit pit.
Sports World's Really Turning On Adam Schefter
Everyone hates Adam Schefter for his announcement of Dwayne Haskins death. Luckily for Schefter, ESPN is as morally bankrupt as the Washington Commanders so he’s in no danger of losing his gig.
Why Do The Yankees Hate Facial Hair?
It all started back in 1973 because George Steinbrenner was an asshole. Which means everyone else needs to be?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Julian Lennon Performs Imagine For Ukraine
Julian Lennon has always said he would never perform Imagine in public – but he has for a benefit for Ukraine. Unfortunately, Putin is more of an Abba guy.
Trump Kicks Off Kid Rock Tour
Kid Rock jump started his tour with something every rock star wishes he could have- a video of a formal address from an egocentric former president. Donald Trump told the crowd that they are the true back bone of our country, calling them Rock and Roll Patriots. He also called “Bob” one of the greatest entertainers of all time.
Careful, Mr. Trump you could be sued for calling this rock and roll.
@tammyraber
Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz Married in Star-Studded Wedding
David Beckham’s son was married under a chuppah in a Jewish wedding in Palm Beach. The guest list included Serena Williams, Eva Longoria, Gordon Ramsay, Spice Girls Mel B, Mel C, Gigi Hadid, Nicole Richie, Elizabeth Hurley, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen. The wedding reportedly cost around $4 mil.
Hey Brooklyn would it have killed you to spend that money IN Brooklyn?
Guess Who's Appearing on Better Call Saul's Last Season!?
Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul will appear in Better Call Saul’s last episodes, which makes sense because we’re approaching the time when Slippin Jimmy fully transforms into Saul Goodman.
You had me at Bry…
Papa Roach Celebrates Album Release at A Shakeys Pizza
Videos of a wall death mosh, Last Resort, and pizza are circulating from the big event.
Who knew he could still sell out a shakeys pizza!
me and @paparoach pulled up on the pizza parlor last night 😤 pic.twitter.com/MAEgnraSEl
— jeris johnson (@killjerisj) April 8, 2022
Willow Smith Stars in Camila Cabellos Psychofreak
Willow and Camila star in the new video for Psychofreak and it’s a banger. Erotic, and funky, the duo are dressed in spikes, fishnets, leather and they’re walking on the ceiling.
Her head was shaved but I’m definitely keeping her name out of my mouth.
Basic Instinct Director Takes Stand Against Puritan Hollywood
Paul Verhoeven was recently on a Dutch show called What’s Wrong With Tits? and blasted Hollywood’s prude nature. He also said ‘We had no idea that showing a little bit of vagina would be a problem’. He’s currently making Basic Instinct 3 which will include a ton of NUT shots.
https://twitter.com/i/events/1513459460257325058
Al Pacino Has A Shrek Phone Case
Based off a recent picture of Al Pacino having dinner with Julian Schnabel, it looks like he has a Shrek phone case. That’s only because they don’t make Devil’s Advocate ones.
Al’s headphones continue to be iconic, but I need a full investigation on whatever the fuck is supposed to be on his iPhone case pic.twitter.com/fssuEtWkEZ
— Marie Bardi (@mariebardi) April 10, 2022
Sam Elliott Apologizes, Finally
Sam Elliott had this to say about his recent comments about Power of the Dog:
‘In trying to tell the guy, the WTF guy, how I felt about the film I wasn’t very articulate about it.
‘I didn’t articulate it very well,’
‘I said some things that hurt people. And I feel terrible about that,’
That WTF guy is more than just an acronym, Sam.
VIRAL & TRENDING
Your Cat as a Video Game
That’s what cats are for.
Katzen! 😹😻 pic.twitter.com/dO3ke6oAur
— Alexander Wohlrab (@alex_wohlrab) April 9, 2022
Here's Every Michael Jackson Non-Verbal Verbalization From Smooth Criminal
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Den Of Geek Ranks The Best Superhero Movies Of The Last 15 Years
Den Of Geek, if anyone can do this it’s you. Unfortunately they’re all tied for the Shit Award For Shit Movies.
Young People Live Very Different Lives Now Than They Did in the 60s
Living arrangements have changed dramatically according to newly released census records. In 1967, eighty three percent of young adults (ages 25-34) were living with a spouse. Only 37 percent of that same age group are living with a spouse in 2022. And the number living with their parents has more than doubled.
Which is worse?
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