Scientists are including a sketch of 2 naked humans waving “hello” to attract alien attention. They’re also included in the pack is a drawing of DNA and a representation of gravity.

This is just going to look like a menu to aliens.

Read more at TMZ

There are some bits that are, unfortunately, just evergreen.

So a man rushed the stage at the Chappelle show at the Hollywood Bowl with a fake gun that had a knife in it. Chris Rock was there and asked “Was that Will Smith”? His writing team is LIGHTNING fast.

Read more at Deadline.

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A new chef robot can make omelets and test for sodium levels to see if the food needs more salt. Gordan Ramsey better watch his back.

Read more at Sky.

Wikipedia will no longer allow people to donate to them using crypto. Apparently fake internet bucks aren’t worth shit.

Read more at PC Gamer.

Draymond Green gave the double bird to the Memphis Grizzlies fans as he went into the locker room after a bad foul. Too bad it didn’t seem to rally the rest of his team too much.

Watch the clip on Twitter.

Draymond gave the Memphis crowd the Middle finger on his way to the locker room.

Nobody embraces the heel role better than this man. pic.twitter.com/sRPosAiJgP

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) May 4, 2022

Ryan Tannehill Won’t Mentor Rookie Malik Willis

The Titans QB said he won’t mentor the new rookie QB the Titans just grabbed in the NFL Draft. “I don’t think it’s my job to mentor him,” Tannehill said. “But if he learns from me along the way, that’s a great thing.”

It’s literally your job.

Read more at ESPN.

Great bit. Too bad you stole this from captain kangaroo.

Shad Khan who owns the Jacksonville Jaguars told USA Today he wishes he never hired Urban Meyer. “When you lose the respect, the trust and an issue of truthfulness, how can you work with someone like that? It’s not possible.”

Why didn’t you ask yourself that before you hired that maniac.

Read more at profootballtalk.com

Six time pro bowler and former Chicago Bear Olin Kreutz allegedly grabbed a coworker at CHGO Sports by the neck after the coworker made a snarky remark. He was fired. “On Monday morning, an incident occurred in which Olin Kreutz physically attacked a CHGO employee. Effective immediately, Olin Kreutz is no longer with CHGO. Although we are shocked by the incident, we are thankful that the employee is okay,” CHGO Sports said in a statement.

Kreutz tweeted a Mike Tyson quote. “Social media made y’all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.”

Read more at mediaite

If only he was this aggressive on the field when he was in the nfl.

Former Chicago Bear Olin Kreutz Fired For Allegedly Attacking Coworker

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— Olin kreutz (@olin_kreutz) May 2, 2022

It’s a first! SI’s swimsuit issue will feature Katrina Scott, the first swimsuit model to show off a baby bump.

What’s a sports illustrated?

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Johnny Depp’s legal team rested their case today, and Amber Heard’s team filed a motion to dismiss alleging that Plaintiff failed to make a case. The motion was denied.

No one cancels a good series in the middle.

Read more at People.

Stone’s flapper LV dress was cute as a button, and was a nice recycle of the dress she wore at her own wedding reception.

Guess things are tight. This is what you get for marrying a writer.

Read more at Page Six

In his new book, Matt Sorum shared a story about the night he went to an afterparty following John Stamos’ wedding at Dave Coulier’s house. Sorum got sore after finding his chick naked in a hot tub with some dudes and got pretty aggressive. When Coulier tried to break things up, he got decked.

The entire ugly affair was later used for a great episode of full house.

Read more at Page Six.

Justin Lin left production on the 10th installment in the Fast and Furious franchise. He said the movie was not worth his mental health after having a major dispute with series star Vin Diesel.

The real story would be if someone got along with Vin Diesel.

Read more at indiewire.

Jackass Forever did so well at the box office, that Paramount is re igniting the series for its streaming network.

This is one group of guys that is never going to leave a dime on the table.

Read more at Variety.

What Happens Later will follow former lovers who end up snowed in at an airport overnight.

Hey what’s with all this age appropriate bullshit?

Read more at Daily Mail.

Baldwin jumped in on a TikTok trend that asked, “What is the one thing your ex said to you that you will never forget?” She shared a few, one of which was, “You’ll never be as beautiful as your mom — I’ve always wanted to fuck her.,” referring to Kim Basinger.

Why should he be any different from every other man in America?

Read more at NY Post.

The name of the song is Old Man in a Fighter Jet.

This seems like a parody of a movie.

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